Elizabeth Olsen Is Still Way Hotter Than Her Sisters and Other News

January 13th, 2012 // 38 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- With the help of Justin Bieber, one man sets the bar for his marriage unattainably high. [theCHIVE]

- Judd Apatow tells Jerry Lewis to eat a dick. [Huffington Post]

- Ricky Gervais on why Hollywood is completely full of shit. [Esquire]

- And the supercut that proves it. [FilmDrunk]

- Beyonce designed a t-shirt for Obama that I can only assume will usher in the end times. [BuzzFeed]

- Madonna likes ‘Born This Way’ about as much as a nice hydrangea arrangement. [Dlisted]

- Meryl Streep doesn’t beg for her Oscars. [Lainey Gossip]

- Here’s that time Taylor Momsen hung out with a pornstar. Neat. [Hollywood Tuna]

- See if you can figure out why Kat Dennings didn’t make it into our People’s Choice coverage. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Miranda Kerr is in lingerie. [Popoholic]

- Angelina Jolie used to dress like a nun and sing karaoke. [TooFab]

- Montel Williams sounds high as shit right now. [TMZ]

- Channing Tatum is talking again. Oh, good. [Popsugar]

- Tilda Swinton: Style Icon or Nightmarish Reptilian Creature? You decide. [The Fab Life]

- Does Carfax show upholstery Hazmat cleaning? [Starpulse]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Rocío Guirao Díaz [Heavy]

- The Steamiest Body Paint Jerseys Ever [Bleacher Report]

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  1. fuckityfuck

    she is yum

  2. Wow, so this is what an Olsen looks like when she’s not on the drugs?

  3. Any Guy

    she wins just for not dressing like a homeless old woman.

  4. karlito

    of course she’s hotter. she looks human. the twins look like holocaust victims, not fashion icons. and she’s shown her boobs which is always a plus in my books

  5. Why is she famous? Because her sisters are? So she’s riding a bandwagon to fame? She’s a Kardashian? What?

    • SIN

      Get some info before spouting off. She has already done several movies, most of them the independant kind and she has done some modeling. Her fisrt movies were done under a different last name so she wouldn’t get the part just because of her name.

    • She got good reviews in some art house movie that nobody saw.

      • You guys are retarded if you think her sister’s success has absolutely nothing to do with her being where she is. I’m not saying she’s not more attractive than MK&A, younger usually does that, I’m just saying you need to stop thinking she went out there on her own, pretending she was a nobody and landed herself where she is only to announce afterwards that she is – in fact – a long lost Olsen sister. Idiots.

    • RJ

      Who gives a shit if she got some help from her sisters? At least doing something with the help. People everyday get further in their careers because they have connections, its a positive strategy. Jackass.

    • tom


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    Yum, Yum Eat’em Up

  7. SIN

    A healthy, pretty Olsen, imagine that.

  8. It’s like a twofer.

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    Wow, what a great smile!

  10. Austin "Danger" Powers

    The other two still look weird even after their nose jobs.

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    suck it
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    suck it
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    This is what people where hoping from the Olsen twins… but then they turned into heroin muppets..

  13. Cock Dr

    So strangely wholesome in appearance.

  14. doctor snuggles

    o yeah, AB-SO-LU-TE-LY!!!

  15. Da Cheese

    Cute, Heroin free look – check
    Boobs – check
    Actually can act – check
    Doesn’t smell of Uncle Jesse or Joe – check

    Best of the Olsen bunch.

  16. When it comes to falling out of Mother Olson’s vagina, apparently fourth time is the charm…

  17. herbiefrog

    hey lizzie… hows tay ?

    wot a wonderful [extended] family : ))

    lookin’ good )) xx

  18. spokdough

    First saw her in Martha Marcy May Marlene., she was absolutely stunning. Did not realize she was related to the twins!

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    Oh hello Maggie Gyllenhal, when did you get young and hot?

  20. Hans Geseundheit

    I would violate her with great enthusiasm

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    She looks so much happier than her sister!!!! She glows with elegance and joyousness. Her sisters always look so upset and lonely. I love Lizzy Olsen she seems like she would be a fun person to hangout with.

  22. Elizabeith Olsen Critics' Choice Awards
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    Elizabeth Olsen is not unattractive, but HER SISTERS ARE NOT HOT!
    Got it?

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    Rep. Rom Paul
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    I’d like all 3 of their hungry mouths on my nether regions. This thought gives me an erection.

  24. anonym

    looks like elizabeth inherited the good genes in the family

  25. Andy

    She’s the prettiest one in the family! She’s clean, unlike the other two!

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    Yep, that’s definitely a smile I’d love to cum across.

  27. Elizabeith Olsen Critics' Choice Awards
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    Wow. An Olsen sister that smiles? Imposter!

  28. Elizabeith Olsen Critics' Choice Awards
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    On a serious note: she is beautiful. A smile goes a long way Mary Kate and Ashley.

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