Elizabeth Olsen’s Breasts Won The Civil War, The Whole Thing

Now that we’ve talked about where transgenders can and can’t go to the bathroom because this country is a superstitious shitpile of dumb, here are Elizabeth Olsen’s breasts looking goddamn insane at the Captain America: Civil War premiere. And in the spirit of tolerance, let the record show they can pee on me whenever they want. Mostly because I don’t know how breasts work, but also because it seemed like the right thing to say besides “Why are they so big, but your sisters’ look like heroin skeletons on heroin?” We’re all thinking it.

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