Elisabetta Canalis Gets Naked For PETA

May 5th, 2011 // 85 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

Here is a behind-the-scenes look at Elisabetta Canalis posing for a PETA campaign. Normally these shots don’t come out until they cover the star up in some clever way that makes you feel guilty about having intelligence and being at the top of the food chain, so you can’t imagine what I had to go through to get these photos. Unless you can bend your mind to an image of me in my underwear downloading from a photo agency, in which case, well played.

Photo: Splash News

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  1. dontllooknow

    Very mannish looking.

  2. ee

    shes very manly looking.

  3. Tee

    first off when i see people write “who” on here i be like: stop fronting you know you heard them. but in this case who is the hell is this and second whats with her face ?

    • Satan's bitch

      She fucks George Clooney for fame. Bet she wears leather shoes and eats lean proteins (aka fish & chicken) too.

  4. RoboZombie

    Who is this guy?

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    Clearly these are pre-Photoshopped…

  6. awhpewp.

    dude looks like a lady

  7. oj

    She’s not pretty.

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    Thank you, PETA. Thank you.

  9. Deacon Jones

    Oh, I get it. It’s another “naked” photo shoot for PETA, except, as always the chick is showing as much skin as she would in a gym outift.

    This broad is harsh, I’m disappointed in Clooney. She looks like Janice Dickinson, sans 8 years.

  10. Jimmy

    She looks like a less attractive Sandra Bullock here.

  11. the captain


    • uncle ruckus

      Right you are, sir. But hey, at least peta is wasting their cash on annoying ad campaigns instead of sending armies of sick fucks to round up rescue strays and kill them and throw them in dumpsters. Oh wait, they still do that too. Nevermind.

  12. She looks weird now, like a tranny version of Alessandra Ambrosio, and that tattoo is just brutal.

  13. CC


  14. At first, I was going to comment on posting people I’ve never even heard of, but when I saw on wikipedia that she starred in Deuce Bigelow, European Gigolo, I started weeping, because I realized that having been recently defrosted from a cryogenic freeze I was in since 2010 has really put me out of touch with this strangely futuristic world.

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    Its the heavy brow that makes her look like a man. The tatoo makes her look ghetto.

  16. jumpin_j

    She really needs to put some meat on those bones.

  17. Stinko

    That’s one ugly dude.

  18. Dank

    thats fucking nasty

  19. Rancid

    Stupid naked picture! Be sexy! Be sexy NOW!

    After seeing this, I wish unicorns were real, simply so we can kill them and make burgers out of them.

  20. Yeah, I usually don’t make fun, but yeah…if I saw her out on the town I’d think she was a he. Actually, I’d make a bar bet with a friend that she had a cock.

    Maybe I just went out in NYC back in the day too much, but yeah..I’d tag it as having a dick.

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    Cock Dr
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    Gotta admit that the little pooch is adorable.

  22. I thought PETA specialized in hot chicks who would rather go naked than wear fur, not manfaced tranny looking women that we’d butcher a baby seal to get her nakedness covered before we see the penis.

    And from the looks of that sideboob in picture #8, her breast implants cost less than a decent leather jacket.

    • flaccid fred

      Haha yes those ads def have unintended consequences. Look for a spike in baby seal slayings as a result!

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    Who is this dude?

  24. Elisabetta Canalis Naked PETA
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    That’s the only thing adorable.

  25. jim eh

    What is that shit on her arm, she should try to wash that off.

  26. oh i know

    these photos are unfortunate, i’ve seen other pictures of her where she looks very pretty and her body wasn’t quite as severe…here, she does look like the love child of Janice Dickinson & Steven Tyler…ugh…..

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    Seeing this ugly bitch naked makes me want to eat meat in hopes she’ll put clothes back on!!!!!!

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    'Ol Dickless
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    Big deal. Where’s the split wet beaver shots?

  29. “We appreciate the sentiment but, really, no thanks.”, said all animals.

  30. Elisabetta Canalis Naked PETA
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    The long hair and side boob are really confusing since this is so clearly a man. Who is this guy? Is he like a famous transsexual celebrity or something?

  31. Mark R

    COME to butthead

  32. Looks like Bill Kaulitz, but less feminine.

  33. rican

    That’s Sarah Connor in Terminator 2

  34. Kelley

    Total man-face, lady looks like a dude, always has.

  35. Elisabetta Canalis Naked PETA
    Magic of Photoshop
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    She has a weird body: very skinny but with a bulging stomach. Malnutrition perhaps?

  36. Elisabetta Canalis Naked PETA
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    So…This Hot Naked Model Looks Manly…? DUDE…check your reality… R_E_A_L_L_Y!!!!
    In what part of the world is Elisabetta Canalis considered man-ish? If this is man-ish…WTF…does feminine look like in your world…?

  37. Elisabetta Canalis Naked PETA
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    looks like vanilla ice, no?

  38. Agwings

    Dear PETA, instead of picking on rich women wearing fur, why don’t you go protest all the bikers wearing leather in Sturgis this August? Please post a video of your protest on YouTube. We could all use a good laugh.

  39. Elisabetta Canalis Naked PETA
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    Okay…..maybe George Clooney IS gay!!

  40. cowbulls

    What a waste, all body and no brains. I hope that people don’t take her seriously as anyone that supports PETA is at best an ill informed dope. IF she did her research she would find that PETA is an extremist terrorist organization.
    I’ll give you two quick examples.
    1. PETA’s president has said that “even if animal research resulted in a cure for AIDS, we would be against it.”
    2. In a 2003 profile of Newkirk in The New Yorker, author Michael Specter wrote that Newkirk has had at least one seeing-eye dog taken away from its blind owner.
    To find out more go to http://consumerfreedom.com/article_detail.cfm/article/134

    It’s sad that these “celebrities” don’t check out the things they endorse. PETA is full of radical psychopaths.

  41. dotmatrix

    Oh good, another D-lister who for some reason thinks the sight of her skin will make us stop eating tasty animals. Sorry.

  42. Elisabetta Canalis Naked PETA
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    cindy crawford meth face

  43. Elisabetta Canalis Naked PETA
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    Everywhere I turn,.Steven Tyler…thanks American Idol..Dude looks like a lady

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    Eeeeuuuwww! Dog tongue to human mouth. Do you know where that mouth has been??? Hers also…

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    How cute, she actually thinks she’s attractive.

  46. Smiley

    Nice legs, shame about the face

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    Can’t decide which dog is cuter… I’m thinking the one on the left

  48. phalex

    that spam message is more attractive than this shim.

  49. Elisabetta Canalis Naked PETA
    first biatches
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    ugly tats

  50. poof

    Its ugly.

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