Posted by Photo Boy
Here is a behind-the-scenes look at Elisabetta Canalis posing for a PETA campaign. Normally these shots don’t come out until they cover the star up in some clever way that makes you feel guilty about having intelligence and being at the top of the food chain, so you can’t imagine what I had to go through to get these photos. Unless you can bend your mind to an image of me in my underwear downloading from a photo agency, in which case, well played.
Photo: Splash News
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Very mannish looking.
Very Steven Tyler-looking to be specific.
shes very manly looking.
first off when i see people write “who” on here i be like: stop fronting you know you heard them. but in this case who is the hell is this and second whats with her face ?
She fucks George Clooney for fame. Bet she wears leather shoes and eats lean proteins (aka fish & chicken) too.
Who is this guy?
Clearly these are pre-Photoshopped…
dude looks like a lady
She’s not pretty.
Thank you, PETA. Thank you.
Oh, I get it. It’s another “naked” photo shoot for PETA, except, as always the chick is showing as much skin as she would in a gym outift.
This broad is harsh, I’m disappointed in Clooney. She looks like Janice Dickinson, sans 8 years.
She looks like Steven Tyler sans 8 years
Janice Dickinson is just Steven Tyler in drag. I mean, have you ever seen them in the same place?
What are you talking about, Steven Tyler is ALWAYS in drag
Maybe George Clooney IS gay after all!
She looks like a less attractive Sandra Bullock here.
let me say this again: WHEN CELEBS AREN’T ASKED TO DO SOMETHING USEFUL THERE IS ALWAYS PETA WHO CAN HELP DATED & ALREADY FORGOTTEN CELEBRITIES.
Right you are, sir. But hey, at least peta is wasting their cash on annoying ad campaigns instead of sending armies of sick fucks to round up rescue strays and kill them and throw them in dumpsters. Oh wait, they still do that too. Nevermind.
People Eating Tasty Animals. I am all for it.
She looks weird now, like a tranny version of Alessandra Ambrosio, and that tattoo is just brutal.
THEY ARE AGINST EATING ANIMALS,
I’M AGINST PORN.
BAD SMUT PETA!
I’M AGAINST POOR SPELLING!
typo aho
At first, I was going to comment on posting people I’ve never even heard of, but when I saw on wikipedia that she starred in Deuce Bigelow, European Gigolo, I started weeping, because I realized that having been recently defrosted from a cryogenic freeze I was in since 2010 has really put me out of touch with this strangely futuristic world.
Its the heavy brow that makes her look like a man. The tatoo makes her look ghetto.
She really needs to put some meat on those bones.
That’s one ugly dude.
thats fucking nasty
Stupid naked picture! Be sexy! Be sexy NOW!
After seeing this, I wish unicorns were real, simply so we can kill them and make burgers out of them.
I bet unicorn burgers would taste fanfuckingtastic though.
Yeah, I usually don’t make fun, but yeah…if I saw her out on the town I’d think she was a he. Actually, I’d make a bar bet with a friend that she had a cock.
Maybe I just went out in NYC back in the day too much, but yeah..I’d tag it as having a dick.
Gotta admit that the little pooch is adorable.
I thought PETA specialized in hot chicks who would rather go naked than wear fur, not manfaced tranny looking women that we’d butcher a baby seal to get her nakedness covered before we see the penis.
And from the looks of that sideboob in picture #8, her breast implants cost less than a decent leather jacket.
Haha yes those ads def have unintended consequences. Look for a spike in baby seal slayings as a result!
Who is this dude?
That’s the only thing adorable.
What is that shit on her arm, she should try to wash that off.
these photos are unfortunate, i’ve seen other pictures of her where she looks very pretty and her body wasn’t quite as severe…here, she does look like the love child of Janice Dickinson & Steven Tyler…ugh…..
The other airbrushing artist is much better.
Seeing this ugly bitch naked makes me want to eat meat in hopes she’ll put clothes back on!!!!!!
Big deal. Where’s the split wet beaver shots?
Hey, ‘Ol Dickless! Are you a WONDER? HEEHEE…!!!
Like the handle…
“We appreciate the sentiment but, really, no thanks.”, said all animals.
The long hair and side boob are really confusing since this is so clearly a man. Who is this guy? Is he like a famous transsexual celebrity or something?
COME to butthead
Looks like Bill Kaulitz, but less feminine.
That’s Sarah Connor in Terminator 2
Total man-face, lady looks like a dude, always has.
She has a weird body: very skinny but with a bulging stomach. Malnutrition perhaps?
So…This Hot Naked Model Looks Manly…? DUDE…check your reality… R_E_A_L_L_Y!!!!
In what part of the world is Elisabetta Canalis considered man-ish? If this is man-ish…WTF…does feminine look like in your world…?
looks like vanilla ice, no?
Dear PETA, instead of picking on rich women wearing fur, why don’t you go protest all the bikers wearing leather in Sturgis this August? Please post a video of your protest on YouTube. We could all use a good laugh.
^^ This right here? ^^ Genius.
Okay…..maybe George Clooney IS gay!!
What a waste, all body and no brains. I hope that people don’t take her seriously as anyone that supports PETA is at best an ill informed dope. IF she did her research she would find that PETA is an extremist terrorist organization.
I’ll give you two quick examples.
1. PETA’s president has said that “even if animal research resulted in a cure for AIDS, we would be against it.”
2. In a 2003 profile of Newkirk in The New Yorker, author Michael Specter wrote that Newkirk has had at least one seeing-eye dog taken away from its blind owner.
To find out more go to http://consumerfreedom.com/article_detail.cfm/article/134
It’s sad that these “celebrities” don’t check out the things they endorse. PETA is full of radical psychopaths.
Oh good, another D-lister who for some reason thinks the sight of her skin will make us stop eating tasty animals. Sorry.
cindy crawford meth face
Everywhere I turn,.Steven Tyler…thanks American Idol..Dude looks like a lady
Eeeeuuuwww! Dog tongue to human mouth. Do you know where that mouth has been??? Hers also…
How cute, she actually thinks she’s attractive.
Nice legs, shame about the face
Can’t decide which dog is cuter… I’m thinking the one on the left
that spam message is more attractive than this shim.
ugly tats
Its ugly.