Eliot Spitzer’s hooker: I want to be famous forever!

April 21st, 2008 // 41 Comments

Ashley Alexandra Dupre’s “fame” was built on the fact that she was a prostitute frequented by then-Governor Eliot Spitzer of New York. And, just as Ben Franklin envisioned it, politicians plus whores equals CHA-CHING! Her music career seemed to be taking off and million dollar offers were coming in to see her nude. But then, it turns out Ashley already got all kinds of naked for Joe Francis using a fake ID. Now, Ashley’s struggling to find a publicist willing to stretch out her 15 minutes of fame, according to NY Daily News:

The aspiring singer was looking for a power flak to help her cash in on her 15 minutes of infamy with New York’s luv gov. But she’d been getting the cold shoulder from all the big name firms.
She finally cut a deal with Susan Blond Public Relations, who also represent Usher and several New York City clubs and restaurants. The firm also used to work with PR nightmare Star Jones.

I gotta admit, I’m already bored with this chick. But, hey, you know, best of luck to Ashley. At least she found representation. Although I don’t know if they’re any good because I have no idea what the hell a “Star Jones” is. Some sort of Bavarian dessert? Seriously, I’m drawing a blank.

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Comments (41)

  1. Sara | April 21, 2008 at 11:34 am

    First!

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  2. Sara | April 21, 2008 at 11:34 am

    First!

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  3. Sara | April 21, 2008 at 11:34 am

    First!

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  4. tight lipped smiler | April 21, 2008 at 11:38 am

    The only memorable thing about this twat is she’s not blonde.

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  5. monkeyfightclub | April 21, 2008 at 11:38 am

    why doesn’t she just do porn?

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  6. Planix | April 21, 2008 at 11:40 am

    Omg.She is hot.My friend told me that she saw her profile with hot photos on “millionaire friends.com”. Is that true? Maybe… OMG, is she looking for new relationships? Is she lonely?

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  7. nipolian | April 21, 2008 at 11:57 am

    This slut’s fifteen have come and gone……She will be lucky if Susan Blond Public Relations will be able to get her a gig giving twenty dollar blow jobs in the alley behind the Gecko Club on Richards Street.

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  8. kevin | April 21, 2008 at 12:00 pm

    #1 JUST GROW UP !

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  9. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | April 21, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    She always told me I was handsome before she flogged me with the cat of nine tails….. the #9 in my client ID refers to my measure in centimeters, but I never used my chico stick on her anyway. I swear, I was only $8Gs away from a free ass kicking. God I miss her.

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  10. sportsdvl | April 21, 2008 at 12:10 pm

    Thankfully her 15 minutes went quickly!

    #1 – you are as big of a loser as the whore Ashley

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  11. Groucho | April 21, 2008 at 12:13 pm

    What exactly is it about her that we are supposed to be interested in enough to pay money?

    Nobody cares about Spitzer anymore, nobody cares about her.

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  12. FIRST | April 21, 2008 at 12:17 pm

    FIRST!

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  13. Sandy Bottoms | April 21, 2008 at 12:19 pm

    This chick and heidi hogtog should find a sharp stick to run into.

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  14. jacks | April 21, 2008 at 12:25 pm

    I’m so proud of her.

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  15. FRIST!!! | April 21, 2008 at 12:26 pm

    She should be happy with all the attention she already got, considering what she did to earn it. I’ve gone ass to mouth probably 50 times and nobody’s signed up to do PR, and I’ve got pictures and videos and everything.

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  16. Elias | April 21, 2008 at 12:34 pm

    You never go ass to mouth!!!!!!

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  17. Auntie Kryst | April 21, 2008 at 12:47 pm

    PR firms shunned her because whenever someone mentioned the term “press junket,” Ashley immediately reached for the crotch of the closet male in the conference room. Meh..joke works better as a visual.

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  18. Caparzo | April 21, 2008 at 12:55 pm

    only in America can sucking some guys dick make you a multi-millionaire and have international fame…….paris hilton, kim kardashian, and now this broad.

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  19. pat | April 21, 2008 at 1:14 pm

    #18 I agree. Too bad the chick in the R. Kelly video wasn’t able to cash in like these girls.

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  20. you dipshit | April 21, 2008 at 1:22 pm

    Right, because the Hilton family had NO name or money before their dumbass daughter started acting like a whore. Kim Kardashian should obviously not be in the media unless she’s naked again.

    Back to the topic, this slut needs to just do porn and be done with it.

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  21. Dorito Man | April 21, 2008 at 1:37 pm

    I can help–

    As I recall, the term “star jones” originated when a local amateur astronomer served thirty days in jail without access to the night sky during.

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  22. Lorraine | April 21, 2008 at 1:44 pm

    there is no way she’ll ever be taken serious as a singer after being some governor’s prostitute. she might get her reality show as did kim kardashian but i’m not gonna be jamming to her music in my car while i’m driving around.

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  23. lulu | April 21, 2008 at 2:27 pm

    As I said before – money-grubbing, knee-scraping, butter faced, trailer park living, under-educated, over-exposed, over priced, low class, clothing-challenged, porn monkey whore bag – lotsa money being sought after committing illegal acts….great….charming…lovely….I still want to know why our military, our nurses, our police officers and emt’s/paramedics and firefighters don’t have million dollar paydays and agents…I guess I have my priorities screwed up,huh?

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  24. lulu | April 21, 2008 at 2:29 pm

    Oh – and Spitzer was ripped off – there, now I’m done!

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  25. Uh | April 21, 2008 at 2:45 pm

    #18–
    sometimes its okay if you’re in the heat of the moment.

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  26. Uh | April 21, 2008 at 2:46 pm

    **shit, I meant #16.

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  27. FRIST!!! | April 21, 2008 at 3:22 pm

    Look, I don’t care if there’s a little #2 on a dick that just came out of my ass, I just don’t want the guy to go #1 after he comes. Happened only once, and believe me, that guy had to BEG to get a second date.

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  28. dude_on_a_wire | April 21, 2008 at 3:42 pm

    Congrats to the publicist – that should be a fun job

    “Hello is this big playa at media mogul records? yeah, I represent the Sptizer whore – she sings you know… are you guys in the market for a singing whore?Okay what if she doesn’t sing… anything? No… okay but we are actually getting good feedback from her skank snaps scattered all over the net – sort of an established demographic already built in – and apparently the top of her head is easily identifiable to most males age 18-46. uh-huh, uh-huh”… click. “Hello is this big guy porn productions?”

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  29. Star Jones | April 21, 2008 at 3:45 pm

    Star Jones is a LAWYER!

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  30. Judy | April 21, 2008 at 4:34 pm

    I feel sorry for worthless whores such as Paris Herpes, Kim Kardaskank, and Ashley Duhor. Someday they will get old and new worthless whores will take their place. Females get an education because beauty fades and dumb is forever.

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  31. G.I.R.L. | April 21, 2008 at 5:30 pm

    I can not STAND this girl. And she is not pretty, or hot or beautiful.
    She’s a slut- no really- she is.

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  32. Anon | April 21, 2008 at 6:10 pm

    Hilarious what a couple of weeks will do to comments being left about the exact same girl. Where are all the “she’s so hot” comments?

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  33. PunkA | April 21, 2008 at 6:37 pm

    The Hustler deal is next, followed by a porn contract. She has no other options here.

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  34. Jamie's Uterus | April 21, 2008 at 7:04 pm

    This chick blew it, well, Spitzers cock first, but then this situation.

    She waited too long to cash in – the day after this news broke, she should of had a book deal and $1million to tell her story to OK! Magazine, People, or Dateline NBC. Whoever her pimp is, he let her HO ass down!

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  35. msdconnect | April 21, 2008 at 10:34 pm

    Is prostitution not legal in New York? How is this girl still able to work with a publicist and market a career out of herself? Shouldn’t she be in some orange jumpsuit sucking on some other chicks dong?

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  36. Betts | April 21, 2008 at 10:55 pm

    #33 your all wrong I think she can pull a Geico or Eastwood
    insurance commercial out of the deal.

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  37. Kimberly | April 21, 2008 at 11:35 pm

    And then my prediction comes to life…

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  38. Old Fat Star Jones | April 22, 2008 at 1:21 pm

    Well played number 29. That was hillarious!

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  39. Rump Her Steel Skin | April 22, 2008 at 2:22 pm

    Wow.
    FRIST!!! is the best.
    How could any man on earth not love FRIST?
    This chic knows how to have a good time.
    Just yummy.

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  40. Gwen | April 22, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    Girls, let this be a lesson to you: posing for Girls Gone Wild/Joe Frances EVER can ruin your chances down the road in all sorts of ironic ways.

    So don’t.

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  41. alex | April 22, 2008 at 9:25 pm

    i think shes ugly

    Reply

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