LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian Got Married

April 25th, 2011 // 36 Comments

In case anyone needed more proof that LeAnn Rimes is a batshit crazy person shitting crazy bats, she married Eddie Cibrian over the weekend despite the two of them cheating on their prior spouses together. Except apparently LeAnn is just going to pretend she was never married before which seems like a good start to her new life. Us Magazine reports:

“Happy Easter Sunday my beautiful friends,” she wrote on her Twitter page, two days after saying her “I do’s” to Eddie Cibrian, 37. “Coffee… me, the computer…. Eddie [and] the Sunday newspaper…. waves crashing…holding hands…. nice way to start it! My first Easter as a WIFE! God thank you for your goodness. May we all be blessed today and forever!”
The country star updated her Twitter profile to reflect her new last name; she also added “WIFE” and “Bonus mom” to her bio.

“Why, hello! Who are these two young men at our door? Come on in, let me fix you some lemonade. I’m LeAnn and this my husband Eddie. We just got married! We don’t have children of our own yet, but hopefully soon, and maybe they’ll be as cute as you. A ha ha! Oh, honey, my husband’s not your daddy. That’s so adorable, but he’s not. He’s just not. HE’S NOT! *smashes lemonade tray* YOU ARE COMPLETE AND ABSOLUTE STRANGERS WHO WE’VE NEVER MET IN OUR LIVES! AHHHH! Everything’s perfect, perfect, so perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect…” *rocks back and forth in the corner*

Oh, yeah, this is gonna go great.

Photos: Getty, WENN

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  1. dpbefun

    That’s nice.

  2. “Come on kids, time to go spend the weekend with your dad and your new bonus mom.”

  3. These two are the human equivalent to the Truvia commercial…

  4. You know, she wasn’t odd looking 13 years ago, but she is now for some reason.

    Odd.

  5. VandaL

    It’s good to see Skeletor doing so well.

  6. Rancid

    They probably should never travel. The baggage they carry would fill up the Titanic.

  7. jenn

    her “first” easter as a wife? um what about the other 7 easters she spent with her ex HUSBAND? anorexia really kills the thinking cap.

  8. Deacon Jones

    Fast forward 1.5 years:

    LeAnn develops an addicition to OxyContin, as her husband’s “afternoon Jazzercise classes” have now extended to a daily routine from 1-4:30 PM.

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    Jared
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it me or does his Sears catalog face look like there are weird Mr. Potato Head ears smashed onto the sides?

  10. JC

    “Daddy, isn’t a ‘bonus’ supposed to be good?”

  11. Wishbone

    I wonder which hollywood lawyer will score the divorce on this one.

    • Captain Slappy

      TMZ’s own Harvey Levin. Being a homo…he won’t have any “personal” investment in this one, so she can’t hire him on for coke and “trade”. Well…except for the husband, that is. OOH! A cat fight!

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    Charmless Man
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait, he married Sil?

  13. Jessesgirl

    If they spawn, the kids will have REALLY narrow eyes.

  14. MrsWrong

    Not gonna lie…dude is H.O.T.

  15. Mandy

    The ONLY thing I know about these two is that they ruined two marriages. That’s all I will ever know about them.

  16. The wedding cake was made of partially-hydrogenated air.

  17. Dan

    What a bunch of strange things to say.

    First Easter as a WIFE? Didn’t you just cheat on your last husband? I think you already had Easter as a wife.

    ???

    Perhaps it is something like she was married but her ex was never really committed so she never felt like a wife like she does now?

    That is probably giving her way too much credit, but maybe.

  18. RasputinsLiver

    Christ onna shit pile.

    What a fucked up lookin’ couple.

  19. RasputinsLiver

    Jesus Christ on a hot steaming pile.

    What a fucked up looking couple of gizmos.

  20. Brian0523

    These two are such perfect examples of white-trash. Do they allow double-wides in Malibu?

  21. Frank Burns

    Why is the dude on the right covered in tin foil?

  22. “We use Joker brand cosmetics….”

  23. jenn

    they have too many teeth. im scared.

  24. The Critical Crassness

    Her eyes were crossed during her first wedding so it didn’t count~

  25. MLVC

    I will watch the sex tape…

  26. Jon

    Holy teeth batman!

    She makes Toni Collette seem like a supermodel.

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