Eddie Cibrian in Satin Sheets, Ladies? And Other News

July 28th, 2011 // 50 Comments

“I’m cheating on LeAnn with these sheets right now, and I don’t care who knows it.”

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- I’ll try ‘Vigilante Justice Fail’ for $200, Alex. [Huffington Post]

- Paz de la Huerta, kettle. Kettle, Paz de la Huerta. [Dlisted]

- Ellen Page and Jesse Eisenberg are not having awkward hipster sex. [Lainey Gossip]

- Connie Britton has figured out the best way to stay relevant since the end of Friday Night Lights. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Selena Gomez in Elle Mexico. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- How large corporations got their name including one more reason to speculate that Arby’s doesn’t actually serve real meat. [theCHIVE]

- Rachel Bilson is starring in a Grey’s Anatomy porn parody. I think. [Popoholic]

- Lady Gaga‘s emotional response to dancing is in no way similar to that of a drug addict. [TooFab]

- Kristin Cavallari in the most hilariously ill-timed photoshoot ever. [IDLYITW]

- Chrissy Tiegen in a bikini. [Celebslam]

- Kevin Smith‘s Red State has action in it? That can’t be right. [FilmDrunk]

- Celebrities as Mythical Monsters [Maxim]

- 20 New Faces Of Meth that if viewed in reverse doubles as a Proactiv ad. [BuzzFeed]

- The 50 Sexiest Celebrity Athletes who may or may not be actual athletes, but who really cares, BOOBIES! [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    Not that sexy.

  2. Vivian

    Thank you Fish

    • Richard McBeef

      if you just want to see dicks, may I recommend chat roulette.

      • or the socialitelife. or the anvil or ramrod.
        can we fumigate the joint please?

      • cc

        What’s chat roulette?

      • kimmykimkim

        Cc: chat roulette is…well, I’ve never been on it myself because I’m afraid of what I might see, but basically, its just a place where guys show their dicks. And that’s a very crude yet accurate description. I don’t think it was originally intended for exhibitionist (who am I kidding, it probably was) but supposedly that’s what its become. Check out videos of people on YouTube that show peoples reactions to chat roulette, that shit is fucking hilarious. I can’t believe you haven’t heard of it (that’s a good thing, really.)

    • Vivian

      Plenty of dicks on the net, but no one makes me feel like the dicks here do, I can’t get enough of you hee hee ;)

      • Blech

        Fuck, doesn’t anyone watch South Park? There was an episode dedicated to Chat Roulette. Fucking Google it!

  3. ObliviousLittleOldLady

    If I were 75 years younger, I’d really be on the make for that side of beef!

  4. Loulou

    Thanks for the effort, but he doesn’t do it for me, not even close… Don’t you have any of Robert Downey Jr in satin sheets? That would make my day :)

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    Maloney
    Commented on this photo:

    This is the gayest thing I’ve ever seen.

  6. Inmate 12236969

    BARF!!!

  7. elle

    Uh….no thanks.

  8. wow that paz de la huerta – fugly, sexy as hell, and funny all in one. ynot also mention how amy was cremated and left in the aschenbecher..

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    J
    Commented on this photo:

    This is me wincing prettily while another man makes his insertion… Oh wait, that’s just my man-wife.

  10. Eddie Cibrian Shirtless Charisma
    J
    Commented on this photo:

    This is me smiling because my wife has decided I can lay in her bed for 5 minutes

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    J
    Commented on this photo:

    This is me trying to be sexy, because, GODDAMNIT, it’s the only way to avoid the stick rays of Leanne, okay! Yes I am still a man! *breaks into a sob*

  12. kimmykimkim

    Ew. I mean yeah he’s good looking in a generic way but he’s such a fucking idiot chode.

  13. Cock Dr

    *retch*
    The stench of loony LeAnn is upon him.

  14. bing

    Fish you obviously don’t know what can possibly turn a women on therefore you must be a virgin.

    • TomFrank

      Well, the 800+ Facebook likes on yesterday’s Alexander Skarsgård post should give him some idea what the ladies like.

  15. Eel

    He’s ick buy that brand of bedding is awesome.

  16. KC

    Love the sheets…I wonder where I can get those?

  17. kimmykimkim

    I just want to say in GaGa’s defense I watch that show all the time stoned off my ass and I never cry. Wait, was that in her defense? Hold on, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, dancers are cool sometimes.

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    Your Gynecologist
    Commented on this photo:

    Maybe he’s just not that attractive, or maybe just not my type- or maybe it’s because I know he recreationally mounts Leann Rimes… but ugh.

  19. patgraham3

    YUKKKKKKK!

  20. Fuckin’ DOUCHE CHILLS.

  21. the one

    ladies?

    ………HE CAN’T BE SERIOUS.

  22. Daniellaka

    He looks like he’s been to the Bosley Hair Club for men. His hair is so fake, but he must be uber fugly without it. This picture make me want to heave.

  23. jessica

    he is a cute guy but he is totally ruined because he married some stupid ugly squinty eyed boney cheater! poor guy feel bad for him:(

  24. Blech

    Is he trying to be Pierce Brosnan?

    If so, it ain’t working.

  25. Blech

    Can we have some good photos of Johnny Depp please?

    Much appreciated.

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    Stevie S
    Commented on this photo:

    Any man who would do Leann Rimes is gay.

  27. heather

    PASS!

  28. gumption

    uh, this sucks. and you superficial man who writes this site should have a little shame. It is obvious you are gay yourself with the whole “blake lively is hot”. you didnt even try to pretend you are hetero. And now you delight yourself with this gay dude under the guise of doing one for the ladies? Here is a hint: heterosexual women like to look at heterosexual men. See it’s easy.

  29. 15piecesofflare

    Ummmmm, no I don’t think so.

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    evil in
    Commented on this photo:

    DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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