Drew Barrymore is Wasted
Because it’s Friday and I mentally checked out sometime after Karissa Shannon’s ass yesterday, I thought it’d be fun to pretend it’s 1986 when seeing a shit-faced Drew Barrymore was as adorably shocking as it was increasingly commonplace. Haha! She’s trying to be like E.T. when he drank the beers again. Oh, Gertie.
Play me off, Toto!