Doutzen Kroes in a bikini

September 22nd, 2008 // 321 Comments

These are pics of Dutch model and newest Victoria’s Secret Angel Doutzen Kroes in Miami. Now, I can already tell what some of you readers are going to say about her boyfriend. C’mon, I read the comments. So, it’s pretty obvious there’s going to be a few of you who will undoubtedly say, “That’s just unacceptable – because she should be in an entirely non-committal sex-based relationship with The Superficial Writer who once made love to a space woman. True story.” To those folks, my deepest thanks and your autographed Martian baby is in the mail.

See shots of Doutzen’s Victoria’s Secret debut here which now look even more ridiculously airbrushed.

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  1. RJ

    I love it when people are slamming this couple. Just shows how pathetic most of you are. They look fine. She’s pretty hot. Her guy is pretty cute. Just when I think ignorance, hate and stupidity are no longer present in our society, I just remember to check the comments on this site and realize how foolish I am to think such a way.

  2. RJ

    I love it when people are slamming this couple. Just shows how pathetic most of you are. They look fine. She’s pretty hot. Her guy is pretty cute. Just when I think ignorance, hate and stupidity are no longer present in our society, I just remember to check the comments on this site and realize how foolish I am to think such a way.

  3. RJ

    I love it when people are slamming this couple. Just shows how pathetic most of you are. They look fine. She’s pretty hot. Her guy is pretty cute. Just when I think ignorance, hate and stupidity are no longer present in our society, I just remember to check the comments on this site and realize how foolish I am to think such a way.

  4. click the "About" button and learn

    Um, folks who are getting angry at “negative” comments – don’t be a soaked tampon. When you get to a site, at least click the “About” button to see what type of site it is, before you comment. If you want to cheer celebrities and revel in how much better they are than all of us — “And by hot I mean she’s got some of the biggest contracts out there. Yeah, I’m sure she’s crying all the way to the bank. You reek of jealousy and impotence.” — go back to People.com (although I’m guessing it’s more like seventeen.com).

  5. You guys are such haters – pissed at her parents, turds in her holes, calling her a tranny, simian banging etc etc… He’s cute & so’s she [and getting mega-paid]! besides, everybody knows how those germanic & scandanvian chicks will pounce on a chocolate hog every chance they get… is this really groundbreaking? don’t be jealous– just improve your game! only negative I’m feeling is that it looks like a sorta corny attempt to play a “Seal/Heidi” vibe… hope he’s a model too or something and not some kind of dutch singer/rapper black dude trying to ‘make it’ and her weird mini bits of arm fat are odd…

  6. der doye duh

    Hey stuttering “RJ” – I know you’re in a huge rush to be a buzzkill and post a high-and-mighty comment, but how about clicking the “post” button just once? We don’t want to look at your drivel even once, much less 3 times, retard.

  7. lohans8

    This is the superficial, what do they want us to do, gush about a possible wedding date?

  8. Rick

    RJ do you really love it? You should marry it and let it fuck you up your asshole with syrup

  9. Hey fanboys and fangirls!

    “Our goal is to make fun of as many people as possible.”

    That’s what it says on the “About” the Superficial page.

    If you’re ripping on these egotistical celebs, you’re in the right place. If you’re getting upset about that, you’re in the wrong place. And likely no more than 13 years old.

  10. joe

    #54

    You idiot. At least get the framework of my comment correct. I’m not cheering them on, I’m telling that racist prick that his racism stems from jealousy. But by all means take the “high” road and use ageism against me. Btw, you do know that what I’m alluding to when I said she’s got some of the best contracts out there, don’t ya? Cause if you actually had a clue you might assume that I read Vogue instead of Seventeen. Aaah…the bounty of your ignorance is endless. A cookie to you if you can figure out what I’m alluding to there.

  11. Reason

    I must admit I’m surprised so many redneck (and bluenecks to be Democratic) ignorants are into celebrity gossip…

  12. Thats what you call a structured face,,,that is not someone youre going to see at your local mall any time soon walking around…small boobs? no other chicks work harder in bed than flat chested chicks…

  13. get some new material

    # 55 – “gigi” (jezuz…) – “You guys are such haters”

    COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE MORE CLICHED???

  14. joey the real one

    errr being racist isnt making fun of ppl but maybe it is in ure sad ignorant world no.59

  15. Cindy

    Every party has a whiny asshole who moans “that’s so mean!” whenever somebody makes a joke. Obviously somebody gave them the address to this site.

  16. Matt

    #64 – good point. We should beyond racism now. It’s becoming irrelevant, since the world is becoming mixed race. And poorly educated (and, simply, poor), as your comment shows.

  17. Aging Hippie feeling right at home here

    Please, man, let me help, man, and change the vibe, man…

    Love is but a song to sing
    Feels the way we’ll die
    You can make the mountains ring
    Or make the angels cry
    Though the bird is on the wing
    And you may know not why

    Oh! Come on you people now
    Smile on your brother
    Everybody get together
    Try to love one another right now
    Come on you people now
    Smile on your brother
    Everybody get together
    Try to love one another right now

    Some may come and some may go
    He will surely pass
    When the one that let us heal
    Returns for us at last
    We are but in the morning sunlight
    Fading in the grass

    Oh! Come on you people now
    Smile on your brother
    Everybody get together
    Try to love one another right now
    Yes! Come on you people now
    Smile on your brother
    Everybody get together
    Try to love one another right now

    Come on you people now
    Smile on your brother
    Everybody get together
    Try to love one another right now

  18. Sarah

    Seeing the racist comments make me sad for the world…

  19. duh

    I can’t wait until the time when all races are intermingled and we are all one race! It’s coming, people. Unless we go extinct before then. Either way, the racist problem will be over.

  20. Cindy McCain

    I have no problem whatsoever with that well muscled Negro fellow. I am, however, disappointed that a beautiful young girl with a budding superstar’s career in modeling has chosen to defile her temple.

  21. havoc

    Jesus, is this a school holiday or something?

    These posts are hilarious…

    .

  22. Bruh'Man

    People can take a joke when a little thought goes into actually being CLEVER. However, spewing racist insults and crude tasteless sex acts is not joking, it’s being a pathetic, bitter, mad at the world, little punk. No better than the Columbine shooters. It’s sad really that we have so many demented, misguided, low self-esteem, depressed people in this country. People who are confident in themselves have little time (or need) to belittle others.

    There has been much advancement in the field of mental health and a lot of the posters on this site could benefit greatly from seeking it. Trust me people, your warped “sense of humor” (calling him racial words and putting human feces in her orifices) is NOT normal.

  23. Yank and Wank - they rhyme for a reason

    he is gorgeous, she looks like a typical Dutch girl really.

  24. bakinmycake

    Note to self:

    Never buy anything from from VS again.
    Sell VS stock.

  25. The Kilted Yaksman

    Yeah, the racist sewage that gets posted here saddens me. But, I think about exactly what these guys (who are all probably 14-16 and living with their parents) have to offer our society, and then I figure we really do need toll booth attendants, janitors, sewage tank scrapers, and Army cannon-fodder. Good thing the Army has lowered its standards…

  26. Reason

    Really # 70? Cindy McCain? The fact that you even associate your name with that CORPSE is a joke in itself.

  27. Effyeray

    @Joe.
    Exactly who’s the dipshit here? All bashers are jealous? Let’s call a spade a spade, some people who have no other racial hangups still think race traitors are vile. Some people, who do not want some smelly eurotrash may still object to her banging a darkie, simply because it is in fact fucking disgusting.
    … and golly allude & contract are such big words… nobody’ll ever figure that out. Putz.

  28. Gumby

    @50;

    Racism stems from ignorance, not jealosy.

  29. bootlips

    He’ll bankrupt her in a year, leave her with a child, and he’ll be in prison for raping and killing an old lady.

  30. Laura Starshoe

    it is ridicolous. a curvier woman with boobs like Tyra Banks is called fat by a lot people and a supermodel with a skinnier body -more likely to have smaller boosb- like doutzen gets called “boy” here..
    and most of the people posting comments about celeb bodies are probably dealing with weight issues way more seroius.

  31. Laura

    it is ridicolous. a curvier woman with boobs like Tyra Banks is called fat by a lot people and a supermodel with a skinnier body -more likely to have smaller boosb- like doutzen gets called “boy” here..
    and most of the people posting comments about celeb bodies are probably dealing with weight issues way more seroius.

  32. Laura

    it is ridicolous. a curvier woman with boobs like Tyra Banks is called fat by a lot people and a supermodel with a skinnier body -more likely to have smaller boosb- like doutzen gets called “boy” here..
    and most of the people posting comments about celeb bodies are probably dealing with weight issues way more seroius.

  33. Gumby

    Oops that was @ 60;

  34. Yank and Wank - they rhyme for a reason

    @10 another jealous white small dick haha!! black men are the best!

  35. Pontus

    Why is it, you always see white woman and black guys and not white guys and and black woman?

  36. joe

    77

    I did not say “all bashers are jealous”, I said Venomhed is jealous, and yes, he is jealous because a White woman is dating a black man and not a white man. This is a general kind of jealousy which really stems from a feeling of “how could she” and “why isn’t she with a white man?” Otherwise why would he care who this woman is dating; she’s a complete stranger to him.

    And if you didn’t have any racial hangups than why would you care about “race traitors”? You completely contradict yourself there buddy.

  37. venomhed

    Funny how people think being a sepratist is bad? You buy into the MTV and other television networks that make a sweeping blanket judgement that black people are equals. They are not.

    All you have to do is look at world affairs, read books like the Bell Curve, look at history, look at stats and realize that blacks are the lowest on the totem pole.

    Blacks are the most uneducated, world wide.
    Blacks are the most violent world wide.
    Blacks have the most STD’s world wide
    Blacks have the highest rate of males in the prison population yet are only 14% of America’s population.
    Blacks have the highest amount of people on wellfare.
    Black males are notorious and statically and factually known to NOT raise their kids
    Black males rarely use contraception.

    The list goes on and on. You can sit there and call me ignorant or racist because of your pop culture black bullshit or realize the truth. Blacks are scum and should be removed.

  38. Rick

    I see the politically correct police are here. I see we are no longer allowed to make fun of any nonwhites or any white person who is dating a nonwhite. I say fuckoff to Sideshow Bob and the baby-faced tranny

  39. bootlips

    Negro behavior causes racism. It’s certainly not jealousy. Even retarded people wouldn’t trade places with a neeger.

  40. JPRichardson

    Pic 7 is a wonderful spectacle of nature. A true miracle. The personification of beauty and perfection. I am in love.

  41. bootlips

    Negro behavior causes racism. It’s certainly not jealousy. Even retarded people wouldn’t trade places with a neeger.

  42. ali

    @ 49/Muke. That was great. Just fabulous.

  43. bootlicker

    #88 He looks more like Carrot Top got a very dark tan

  44. the truth

    The single greatest drop in violent crime in America can be achieved in only one way: exterminate the blacks. Take NYC, for example: slightly less than 25 percent of New York City’s population is black, but black people commit just under 70% of all murders, rapes, robberies, and assaults in the city each year.

    Sing “We Are the World” all you like. These are the facts, cold hard statistics compiled and published because WE PAID FOR THEM as part of paying out so much in taxes for police, courts, and free legal services.

    Cry “racism” all you want. Blacks are responsible for their own decayed and morally corrupt subculture. It won’t matter if Obama becomes president – the “baby mamas” are still having their litters of fatherless boys, who will become the next generation of uneducated violent criminals. AND IT WILL BE THEIR PARENTS’ FAULT.

    But, don’t worry your pretty little heads. Go back to chanting your anti-racism lullabies.

  45. Toechaser

    I think I see some camel toe in pic #1.

    At least I am looking at the parts of the picture that count you hosers.

  46. bootlicker

    #85 Who would want a fat smelly water buffalo? White guys do get the pretty caramel women though: Hally Berry, Garcelle Beauvais, Aisha Tyler, Traci Bingham, etc but there are few of them and that’s why you don’t often see white men and black women

  47. Darky

    Totally disturbed by these posts. Most of all I am saddened to learn a couple things about myself. I HAD NO IDEA THAT I REEK OF STDs!!!! Seriously, I am leaving work ASAP to get down to the free clinic. After that, I’m going to tell my white fiance that she is weak willed and I’ve been praying on her insecurities. Having all of these deeply ingrained ineptitudes has blinded me to my truly savage nature. I’m just a poor nigger monkey, or something more despicable. God I wish I was white. You lucky bastards…just glowing in the allure of your whiteness. A bit arrogant though, don’t you think? I mean, showing off when some of us have to be black every day. Someone give me a snapshot – a day in the life of the chosen race. WHY WASN’T I CHOSEN?!

    Sincerely,

    Your humble Darky

  48. Randal

    Dearest Abe Lincoln,

    Please find this letter in a time travelling capsule and do one thing:

    Ship all the former slaves back to their country of origin. Give them back the land that was once theirs, cupplying them with livestock and other tangible reparations so they may live a prosperous life in Africa.

    Expensive, but we’ll all be paying in the long run if you don’t take the opportunity now that it’s been given.

    Also, pass this along to Harry Truman: Nuke Mexico.

    Cheers!

    - Randal

  49. JB Stoner

    @ 78

    Racism stems from experience not ignorance and jealousy.

    Ignorance and jealousy are petty , experience is golden.

    Nice try though.

  50. jesslee

    I’m British and white and have dated many black men (as well as white men – I love ‘em all) and I have never experienced even a sideways glance. Nobody over here gives a toss, it is completely normal and he is beautiful…so beautiful.
    Half the relationships on soaps or modern dramas over here are mixed so we think you lot are kind of backward and crazy…no offence :D

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