Doutzen Kroes In A Bikini And Other News

June 19th, 2012 // 20 Comments

- The Hottest Cosplay Girls of 2012… So Far [theCHIVE]

- Stacy Keibler might be pulling off the impossible. [Lainey Gossip]

- Christian Fight Club is a real thing. [BuzzFeed]

- 11-year-old Ryan Gosling dancing to C&C Music Factory is about to make every woman online experience strange and unusual emotions and then realize they’ve been pouring wine into a Coke can without even knowing it. [Dlisted]

- Surprise! There actually is a video worse than Shia LaBeouf‘s pubes and butterfly extravaganza. [FilmDrunk]

- Emma Stone is “chesty,” though I don’t think that’s the right word here. [Popoholic]

- Kim Kardashian is super truthful, you guys. [IDLYITW]

- We actually found out the name for this bikini chick, but then realized it doesn’t matter. [Hollywood Tuna]

- John Travolta‘s fake marriage gives him strength. [TooFab]

- Cheryl Cole panty flash, anyone? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Anne Hathaway [Heavy]

- Holly Madison actually thinks Hugh Hefner gave her a working uterus when he built her. Ha! Cyborgs. [Celebslam]

- Fiona Apple is still alive? Weird. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. J. Pennyworth

    couldnt hit her with a handful of corn

    • Randal

      The real nice thing about Doutzen Kroes, is that she looks like a woman, not the paint brushed, implanted, cellulite sucked garbage more and more girls head towards.

      It’s the look she has that you go, “MmmmMmmm” when you see her as you drive by in your white windowless van.

      As for the rest, I suppose you could honk twice for hooters. BEEP-BEEP!


  2. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
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    if she had less of a man-stomach and bigger tits she’d be a 10

  3. Cyrus Willard

    She dont look fertile it wouldve a waste of my time

  4. dr.jimmy

    If I was the one who makes those lists of celebrities’ sexiest body parts, I’d include Doutzen in the “stomach” category. It looks perfect in every pose she assumes, well defined abs but without deep six-pack masculine look. Add a perfect skin undamaged by pregnancy that she’s been through. The sportiest body on VS Angel and the sexiest celebrity mother.

  5. Govt. Cheese

    Fellas, if your wife does not look like Doutzen after a pregnancy…BEAT HER!!!

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  7. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
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    Wow she really has gotten thin! in the torso/hip area and chest especially.. She still looks good, but i like her a bit heavier

  8. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
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    disappointing from the back, not a whole lot going on there

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    Tyler Perry
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    Worst name ever.

  10. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
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    With that boney body her name might as well be Macaulay Culkin.

  11. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
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    Whatever this thing is, have it eat solid food for a month and get back to me.

  12. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
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    Aww, what a cute little boy. Is he holding his brother?

  13. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
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    Poor thing. She actually looks like she had an ass before the anorexia.

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    The Everlasting Know-it-all
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    She is beautiful. Curse that lump of sand!

  15. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
    The Everlasting Know-it-all
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    Excuse me while I pick my jaw up off of the floor.

  16. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
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    i would perform a double back-flip into that

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