Doutzen Kroes & Candice Swanepoel Wore Bikinis. Doutzen Won.

September 12th, 2012 // 41 Comments

Because Victoria’s Secret shoots the ones Leonardo DiCaprio‘s banging first so they can send them right back to him for more banging, here are Doutzen Kroes and Candice Swanepoel‘s shoots in Miami yesterday where apparently their respective themes were “Explode Every Wiener” and “I Caught This One Eating Again, Make Her Look Boring.” God, photography’s exciting.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News

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    catapostrophe
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    Does anyone know whether she works out?

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    Basement Jack
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    LOL @ her trying to stick her flat butt out.

  3. Dan Quayle

    Not convinced

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    Frank Burns
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    Good lord 0_0

  5. grobpilot

    Gorgeous.

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    General Zod
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    Where’s the teats?

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    Mr. Poop
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    gross

  8. kimmykimkim's troll

    Total pancakes.

  9. Inner Retard

    Doutzen looks terrible. How exactly did she win?! Wait a minute… they are in Florida. Count the ballots again!

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    Gin&Tonic
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    damn, girl’s got a 6 pack on her BACK!

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    Gin&Tonic
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    most beautiful face out of the current VS girls

  12. Hank

    Ties always go to the younger girl.

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    Cadillac Jack
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    Cheeseburger stat!

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    Erica
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    sweet lord!

  15. Clarence Beeks

    her body is phenomenal. PERFECTION.

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    lily
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    she doesnt have a flat but. she looks amazing. perfect body!

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    lily
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    perfection! so jealous!!

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    lily
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    her abs are fucking insane.

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    lily
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    angel face…so gorgeous!

  20. Doutzen Kroes Bikini Victorias Secret
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    Winner winner chicken dinner.

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    anon
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    She’s always been my favorite VS model. Those legs… She’s more realistic — it’s comforting to know that *if* I wanted to work out a ton and eat well for the rest of my life, my body could be like a shorter version of hers. (not happening)

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    Lili
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    OMG, she´s so beautiful. I hate her!

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    YTBOY
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    Something just don’t look right!!

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    lady
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    not impressed. still think candice swanepoel’s body is better. not that i give a shit.

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    lady
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    she’s alright. here’s what i see. small tits, lean, decent arms, nice legs, face= meh, but better looking than mine according to societal standards, hair looking a bit “frizzy”, toned abdomen.. but i don’t really give a shit. i don’t really get what the fuss is all about. she isn’t ugly by any means, but it’s not like WOW.

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