Doutzen Kroes & Candice Swanepoel Wore Bikinis. Doutzen Won.

Because Victoria’s Secret shoots the ones Leonardo DiCaprio’s banging first so they can send them right back to him for more banging, here are Doutzen Kroes and Candice Swanepoel’s shoots in Miami yesterday where apparently their respective themes were “Explode Every Wiener” and “I Caught This One Eating Again, Make Her Look Boring.” God, photography’s exciting.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News