Because Victoria’s Secret shoots the ones Leonardo DiCaprio‘s banging first so they can send them right back to him for more banging, here are Doutzen Kroes and Candice Swanepoel‘s shoots in Miami yesterday where apparently their respective themes were “Explode Every Wiener” and “I Caught This One Eating Again, Make Her Look Boring.” God, photography’s exciting.
Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News
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Does anyone know whether she works out?
I work out.
Fuck off, ass.
What I came here to say was, lower back dimples. Lower back dimples are fucking hot.
Does anyone knows whether or not she eats!!!
ahah that was hilarious man!
LOL @ her trying to stick her flat butt out.
Sorry, but nobody agreed this.
Not convinced
Good lord 0_0
Gorgeous.
Thank you. You made my day.
Troll
Where’s the teats?
they fought the stomach and the stomach won
gross
nah, still hot, but if she gets just a little more muscular she’d tip the balance
she isnt gross, shes just intimidating because her abs just look better than 99% of the fat fuck men commenting on here.
Total pancakes.
Troll. Neither of these chicks have pancakes.
Doutzen looks terrible. How exactly did she win?! Wait a minute… they are in Florida. Count the ballots again!
There is nothing retarded about you. Very clever indeed.
Troll…
Trollolololol
damn, girl’s got a 6 pack on her BACK!
most beautiful face out of the current VS girls
You are totally correct. She doesn’t get enough of the VS glory.
I would still go with Adriana Lima as the best face, but I certainly couldn’t fault you for picking Doutzen.
Ties always go to the younger girl.
Cheeseburger stat!
sweet lord!
her body is phenomenal. PERFECTION.
she doesnt have a flat but. she looks amazing. perfect body!
perfection! so jealous!!
her abs are fucking insane.
angel face…so gorgeous!
Winner winner chicken dinner.
She’s always been my favorite VS model. Those legs… She’s more realistic — it’s comforting to know that *if* I wanted to work out a ton and eat well for the rest of my life, my body could be like a shorter version of hers. (not happening)
OMG, she´s so beautiful. I hate her!
Something just don’t look right!!
not impressed. still think candice swanepoel’s body is better. not that i give a shit.
she’s alright. here’s what i see. small tits, lean, decent arms, nice legs, face= meh, but better looking than mine according to societal standards, hair looking a bit “frizzy”, toned abdomen.. but i don’t really give a shit. i don’t really get what the fuss is all about. she isn’t ugly by any means, but it’s not like WOW.