Douche-Moses Leads This Charade Out of the Wilderness and Other News

September 16th, 2010 // 51 Comments

- Johnny Depp looks more like Keith Richards than Keith Richards. [Lainey Gossip]

- Montana Fishburne picked a good role model. [Dlisted]

- Kid Rock was just trying to moon a guy. Is that a crime? [Popeater]

- Kelly Brook is still out there. Thank God. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Scarlett Johansson’s cleavage wants you to drink the bubbly. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Freida Pinto does GQ. [Popoholic]

- Joe Jonas isn’t having sex with Ashley Greene. Naturally. [IDLYITW]

- 13 Dumbest Christine O’Donnell Quotes [BuzzFeed]

- Anna Kournikova does Maxim. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Chelsea Handler has been naked before. [The Blemish]

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  1. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Back Together
    tom
    Commented on this photo:

    why

  2. Aiden

    They make me sick, I can’t believe spencer is such a DOUCHE and Heidi is a stupid CUNT. I which we could exile them to the middle east

  3. Cock Dr

    Where’s he taking her? Hopefully someplace far far away. Unless she’s willing to finally get completely naked.
    I thought FranknHeidi hasn’t recovered enough from her surgeries to be walking. Hmmmmmm.

  4. Racer X

    THIS IS NOT NEWS!

  5. DeaconTheBeacon

    Hey, nice tits. Wanna fuck?

  6. I actually don’t pay any attention to the guy, I focus my attention on her … she’s hot. I mean; I know there’s a lot fake shit in her but come on !!!!! She’s hot.

    • Eh not really i see hotter every nite down the pub. Theyre posted cos people cant get enough of insulting them

      • AHole

        dudeatdudedotbrownhole is gay

      • Dr. Horatio Sanchez

        Eh not really i see hotter every nite on the internet in my mom’s basement. Theyre posted cos people cant get enough of fapping to them. I’d never have the confidence to actually talk to one of them cos I spend all my time reading gossip columns and growing a neckbeard.

        Fix’d

  7. she is a piece of meat

  8. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Back Together
    Ray Sist
    Commented on this photo:

    Tits!

  9. Photoshop Police

    entering minute 83

    15 minutes STILL expired.

    Thank you and good night.

  10. Sooooooo, “Heidi’s surgeries prevented” them from participating in a charity walk to raise money for breast cancer awareness (but they would have really loved to help since nana’s so sick and all – so they bought ONE. FUCKING. T-SHIRT)

    BUUUT, they can schlep all over the mothafuckin zoo like Spencer’s the gaddamned pied piper for moronic blondes with blow-up tits??

    Give me a break.

    • atotalcad

      Her surgeries are preventing her from doing any strenuous activity.
      In other words, she can’t fuck.
      Like that was a big surprise to anyone.

  11. Ok this is getting a bit ridiculous.

    you can’t just post a photo of these two doing NOTHING and expect people to lap it up like it’s news, or even interesting.

    you didn’t even bother making editorial comments about it, you just posted a fucking photo of people WALKING.

    LAME. Spencer and Heidi lame…

  12. Sardonic

    They really need to go hike near the Iraqi border.

  13. billabong021

    Mwaahaahaa douche moses, funny :P

  14. Lady Blah Blah

    I bet someone could disguise a gun as a camera… “Hey Spencer, let me get a close up shot at, I mean of, your face!”

    And I bet Spencer-la-Douche likes the politics of that dumb, sexually repressed, fat-assed tea bagger broad (Christine McDonnell).

  15. Amy

    I’d shave that shit on his face in his sleep. He’d wake up with a massive hole in it.

  16. More unadulterated BULLSHIT. So he followed her to Costa Rica because he had no place else to go. Amazing that two people who were getting divorced just happened to have their wedding rings on them in the jungle (see photo 4). I’m embarrassed that I know that much about them. I just threw up a little in my mouth.

  17. King of all douches’ face kind of looks like a chick with retro bush.

  18. puddleduck

    Same picture different rags…. these two need to get off the stage, and this website is beginning to suck for publicizing these pathetic posers.

  19. Uggo

    Ugh! I take my kids to the Santa Barbara Zoo almost everyday (annual pass makes for a great park for the kids). I’m glad I wasn’t there the day they showed up.

    Now my zoo feels douchey…….

  20. The Man

    I pump my cock between those huge tits and leave her with a splat on the chin!

  21. God

    Fish, you owe me a new keyboard…I literally spewed coffee upon reading the word: ”Douche-Moses” and seeing his face.

    Well done, Sir.

  22. Ms. Rosen

    Maybe he’s hoping Casey Affleck will make a documentary about him.

  23. Forrest Gump

    It’s chewbacca!

  24. James

    I mean…what the f*ck is this whole thing about? What’s with the beard? The craziness? The douchiness? Why won’t these two just disappear?

  25. suck it

    Lame Lame LAME. I’m finally boycotting these freaks.
    I knew they are fake, but they aren’t entertaining anymore.
    IF ANYONE FEELS THE SAME WAY I DO, LETS JUST NOT CLICK ON THE POSTS ABOUT THEM ANYMORE! (At least until Speidi step up their fame whore game.)

  26. svenv123

    He Looks like Snarf Snarf liono from Thundercats

  27. DJ

    They make me laugh, stupid fuckers

  28. Nero

    This douche-Moses is blind and is led by a deaf girl.

  29. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Back Together
    Jester
    Commented on this photo:

    No words can describe my disappointment that her and doucheface are patching things up. I;m hoping Heidi fearing for her life pushes him in the bear pit.

  30. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Back Together
    Matt
    Commented on this photo:

    why the fuck is he wearing two watches?

  31. captain america

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha: RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK, folks?

  32. Mary Bailey

    PLEASE Stop giving these two the attention they so desperately crave!!!!!!!!
    If everyone would just IGNORE them maybe they will finally get the message that they are NOT celebrities and then they can return to the rock from which they crawled out from under!!!!!!!

    • chelsea

      Yeah right, I’m sorry but that’s probably not going to happen. I’m not saying I’m happy that these two are in the spotlight, but get real. People love to hate these two little douchefucks and aren’t going to quit clicking and spewing their hatred.

  33. wtf

    dude is such a creep

  34. sasha

    The news is that these two can’t get anyone to hire them as actors so they “put on a show” and hire people to film them. Vanity film.

  35. Kill them. Seriously, Pratt isthe BIGGEST tool on the planet. If it isn’t bad enough that he gains attention for this sort of idiotic nothingness, he thinks he’s GOD’S GIFT TO THE WORLD. The Pompous Arrogance is what is even more repulsive about this twit. Someone murder him. I don’t care of the CIA reads this, for the sanctity of our way of life this idiot needs to be cleansed from the earth’s pallet. Leave her around though. Even if she is plastic she is still tappable.

    • chelsea

      Tappable, yes, but if you tap too hard her tits will fall off, followed by her nose. So tap carefully.

  36. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Back Together
    chelsea
    Commented on this photo:

    The more I look at his face in this picture the more I can’t help but laugh, but I still have a feeling my soul is dying a little on the inside.

  37. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Back Together
    chelsea
    Commented on this photo:

    Cute nose bandage.

  38. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Back Together
    Jesse Jackson
    Commented on this photo:

    I see doucheboy has a firm grip on someone else’s rod…the truth is finally out there. Oh wait, we already knew he was gay asswipe in a fake marriage.

  39. gateau

    I just can’t figure this out. Heidi has obviously been consumed by matters of appearance for quite a long time now. So why, after all her plastic surgery and continued shameless fame-whoring, does she continue to be seen and photographed with a guy who looks like he’s living in a van down by the river? She’s (unfortunately) enough of a paparazzi draw on her own.

  40. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Back Together
    BlackMamba
    Commented on this photo:

    what the fuck is going on with her nose?

  41. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Back Together
    lynn
    Commented on this photo:

    dude matt i was JUST about to type that, why the fuck IS he wearing 2 watches? prob bc he cant read the analog one, so he has to wear a back up digi one.

  42. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Back Together
    jose
    Commented on this photo:

    LMAO “Douche Moses, When Adam Lambert attacks” you on fire this week. This site truley is entertaining.

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