‘Don’t Vote’ celebrity PSA attempts to stretch thinly-veiled sarcasm for five minutes

October 1st, 2008 // 109 Comments

A ridiculous amount of celebs got together to make this “edgy” video encouraging young people to vote. Here’s the YouTube summary:

Leonardo DiCaprio, will i. am, Tobey Maguire, and Forest Whitaker have created public service announcements to encourage American youth to register to vote. The non-partisan PSAs, produced by DiCaprios Appian Way, were created to engage and inspire young people to register and vote and participate in the upcoming election.

And guess what, kids? They use bad words. Holy shit! In fact, Jonah Hill even endorses getting high and playing Halo. Damn, now I’m totally voting! Thanks, sarcastic stars of stage and screen. If it weren’t for the emotionless face of Tobey Maguire, I would’ve sat at home like a fag. U.S.A!

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  1. havoc

    *yawn*

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  2. PunkA

    Vote for Tom Cruise. The world loves him.

  3. They ever heard of editing? ill wait for Paris,Britney, Amy video…

  4. Randal

    The American youth of today certainly do need people to look up to and this group that’s put together this video is a good start and jolt to the upcoming election.

    Vote and let yourself be heard!

    Randal

  5. Rant

    They forget to add….. only register if you plan on voting for Obama.

  6. Rant

    I realize I typed forget, instead of forgot. Just helping out the grammar police.

  7. I don’t have five friends!!

  8. We’re screwed either way. You all know that don’t you?

  9. Good save #5. Lord knows they’d have your ass.

  10. The writer today is lame. I’m going to go take a pill and go back to work.

  11. Wait, there is an election coming up?

  12. Hey Frist? use the circle of dweebs….

  13. Brooklyn

    This post is dumb and pointless.

  14. will

    I would like to feed worthless fat ass Jonah Hill to a pack of starving lions.

  15. will

    I would like to feed worthless fat ass Jonah Hill to a pack of starving lions.

  16. Will

    The only funny one was Jonah Hill. And even he was iffy.

    I’m a 20 year old college student who will be voting for the first time in a presidential election, so I think I’m exactly who they’re catering to, and this fucking infuriates me to no end.

    I fucking hate you celebrities. I come onto thesuperficial to laugh at your misfortune. Many thousands of kids like me do the same thing for the same reason.

    We all hate you. Fuck off and die.

  17. fo sho

    this video is perfect, cause honestly I don’t give a fuck about anything. The economy might fail now but in 2,3,5 years we’ll all look back and be like whatever, lets buy some shit. Darfur, fuck them. You actually think if you vote for a president that promises you something like all the dumbass celebrities list (abortion, gay rights, economy, etc) that it’ll all come true at a drop of a hat. People need to realize that this democracy is not built for poor or middle class people, only the rich can benefit which is exactly why these celebrities give a shit, cause they have money and you don’t.

  18. will

    Oh, and Randall of course.

  19. will

    Oh, and Randall of course.

  20. Will

    Whohoo, angst.

  21. Jayger, I’m with you, it’s fucking pill time..

  22. jack

    Why the fuck is Jonah Hill famous? If he can be famous, than any dumb shit druggie frat boy can be. Dare to dream!

  23. fo sho

    this video is perfect, cause honestly I don’t give a fuck about anything. The economy might fail now but in 2,3,5 years we’ll all look back and be like whatever, lets buy some shit. Darfur, fuck them. You actually think if you vote for a president that promises you something like all the dumbass celebrities list (abortion, gay rights, economy, etc) that it’ll all come true at a drop of a hat. People need to realize that this democracy is not built for poor or middle class people, only the rich can benefit which is exactly why these celebrities give a shit, cause they have money and you don’t.

    Right on Will, Im right there with you. If they want to really help, give away all your fucking cash to someone who needs it rather than have that 50 acre house.

  24. Maggie

    celebrities? yesss celebrities. this is relevant to my interests. of course i care about their opinons, it’s their own personal words and views that made them their million$$

  25. Hey Miniememe? can you explain to me how im trying to get attention? when i only post once here?

  26. Did you know that popping a vicodin before sex prolongs your orgasm and when it utimately happens it’s hard to stop? I didn’t! Had to find out on my own.

  27. throw away your television

    was that anthony kedis? for a flash of a second. please tell me it wasn’t kevin federline or kris angel but that fact they all look so similar, i’m scared.

  28. frankinSloth

    GEEE…… Not Liberally charged at ALL…..
    *dripping with sarcasm, if you didn’t figure that out*

  29. It seems, there’s a handful who get threaten by what I write, or is it territorial?

  30. Territorial would be me peeing on your leg while other people are around. You were right the first time! LOL

  31. Corn Nuts

    Those arrogant condescending fucks.

  32. #26 take an antihistamine first, or better yet, try a speedball.

    Douchie, misposting again? I told you before, too many cocks in your mouth diminishes the air supply to your brain.

  33. juggsMcgrew

    I thought this was a fucking trailer for Another Disaster movie. My goodness i want my friggin 3:25mins back. Yeah ho, i stopped the vid before these communists poisoned my mind. Communist! That’s right!

    Liberals keep hating on success.

    And another thing. Fuck liberals. I’m not even voting because I know McCain will win. Just like when my homeboy GW took it to the house. Back2Back like the Oakland Raider son, what?!

    Save us all the BS and dont respond to my comment.

    I hope all the bad shit in America happens to you and only you!

    Love always,
    ___________

  34. jzz

    that homeless guy looks like benicio del toro

  35. Mike Hawk

    Maybe Im too stupid to vote

  36. Alright, Ive come up with a decision, since theres a lot of jealousy against roughness, i will resign from posting on the superficial….effective emmediately…

  37. jzz

    this video is to convince the stupid kids in the US.

  38. Realist

    So, I guess they want us to vote for McCain….right? Is that the message?

  39. Kim Kardashian's Moonass

    #16 NAILED IT!

    Celebs are just f cking it up for Democrats! They come out with these elitist ads and videos trying to encourage/sway voters and they just end up making people vote Republican!

    F ck you too Matt Damon!

    I’m going to go listen to some Willie D.

    Peace f cktwads

  40. Right Fury

    Celebrities are retarded. You’d figure they’d all vote republican for all those tax cuts for the rich. Oh well, I guess when you make $800,000 for an episode that someone else wrote the script for, fuck it right?

  41. Bill

    WOW Natalie Portman is hot. God damn.

  42. meknow

    Hey, the Youtube was rocking with greats like Leonardo until that butthole Mr Magorium no talent has been had to RUIN IT!

  43. Right Fury Jr.

    Celebrities need to check themselves. Those idiots must love getting taxed millions because of lazy muhfuggas that would rather have the government pay them to sit on their ass and have babys and do meth.

    VOTE OBAMAN BECAUSE….. well……he’s cool. HE CAN TEXT YOU KNOW!!!

    weeee FUUUUUUUUUCK THIS PUTO VIDEO!!

  44. Am I the only one who’s fucking insulted by these hollywood douche bags and their sarcastic condescending attitude? I don’t need you fuckers to tell me to vote, you fucking retards, I was planning to already. The opinions of these out of touch shit heads means absolutely NOTHING to me, and the fact that they think it does, just goes to show what worthless fucktards they are.

    And what was with that: ‘You do know you have to register first, right?!’ Yep, you got it celbs! Insulting, alienating, and speaking down to the young generation will surely get them to vote!

    Jennifer Aniston was quite funny though, wasn’t she? ‘God, I hope you have 5 friends!’ Well, we know you don’t, Jennifer, since you’re always hanging out on the beach all by yourself!

  45. People who don’t plan on voting are most likely people who would vote for Obama. Historically, democrats and liberals suck at voting. So, seriously, go vote.

  46. squirlgal1

    Ho hum…Celebrities ….is there anything they don’t know?

  47. hmna

    @28 you got it –

    “non-partisan” my ass

  48. Natalia

    This might have worked if I didn’t hate most of these celebrities. Jennifer Aniston? Ashton Kutcher? Jonah Hill? Michelle Trachtenberg? Seriously?

    Although, I do love Dustin Hoffman. And will forever love Tobey Maguire for his cameo in Tropic Thunder with Robert Downey, Jr. That was awesome.

  49. OhMyGah

    Five friends? How about giving me those five minutes of my life back. Nice to see these losers have disabled the comment section. They are so quick to criticize and comment on celebrities, but can’t take simple youtube viewer comments. L A M E.

  50. ACC

    Let’s see… we have multimillionaire celebrities who either can’t hold a marriage together, have had drug problems (or admitted on the commercial they have used), use racist and bigoted dialogue as humur, or think using profanity makes them more sincere to condescend to us who aren’t smart enough to know you have to register to vote.

    Thanks. Guilt by really rich people who have contributed little to the world except fat kids watching tv (except Leo who made a failed documentary on the heels of Al Gore). I think I’ll vote.

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