‘Do These Look Big Enough? I Can Never Tell.’

Sorry to hit you with two Heidi Montag posts today, but – *points up* – those.

Apparently before leaving Costa Rica, Heidi took time to pose on the beach in a bikini that could barely contain her massive jugs, or she horribly underestimated their ability to take on sea water. I’m of two minds on the subject. That said, I know I should be sick of seeing this chick parade around in swimwear, yet here I am staring like I’ve never undressed my cousin’s Barbies. Just last night. (I need help.)

Photos: Pacific Coast News