Sorry to hit you with two Heidi Montag posts today, but – *points up* – those.
Apparently before leaving Costa Rica, Heidi took time to pose on the beach in a bikini that could barely contain her massive jugs, or she horribly underestimated their ability to take on sea water. I’m of two minds on the subject. That said, I know I should be sick of seeing this chick parade around in swimwear, yet here I am staring like I’ve never undressed my cousin’s Barbies. Just last night. (I need help.)
Photos: Pacific Coast News
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i’d bang the annoying right out of her.
mm that ass is the nicest thing on her..
Y’know, she is so pretty without the makeup but permanent ace bandage on her nose and all the crap she goes through just makes me sad. Dang.
I’d like to see her with her natural haircolor.
first, you sons and daughters of courtesans
You know, I’m really not a superficial type of gal and I do appreciate hot women a good deal but, honestly, for someone who’s spent half their life in a plastic surgeon’s office, she’s painfully mediocre-looking.
ewww she’s gross
ahh yieah…butterface
I agree, she’s nasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s weird. She had a unique look before. Now she looks like an average broad and it’s only going to get worse as she ages.
More surgery you get, the sooner you’ll age. FUN-BAGS Heidi I might still do, but God I hope she won’t go full-bore like plastic-queen Pamela. It’s old hat, now, but when old Pamela perked her peaks back then, it gave the crowd a rise. With Heidi’s artificial boobs, that’s all people are gonna look at, no more acting skills, etc. Heidi, please DON’T follow Pamela’s and KK’s steps, especially snippin’ away ALL your pussy lips, Honey, the more lips, the merrier!!! Knock on my dungeon-doors, tonight, and I just might give you a cherry plucking…
First! Titties!
Yawn.
No heidi you moron they are fucking BEE STINGS!! Ask your doctor if Farang Ding Dong tits are right for you (youtube it)
the doctor is dead, remember
Im sure there are drs all up and down thailand that will give her FDDs for the asking. Check the trailer on youtube its a pisser. Meanwhile spencer can scope the ladyboys while theyre there
Oh gosh. Don’t let her see this cellulite pic. She’ll off herself!
huh, wait..DO SHOW IT!
yep yep, can be classified as a float-able device….but do my eyes deceive me??is that a camel toe!!! fukin yessss, story was worth it
What the eff is that on her nose – bandages? Another surgery this week?
I know why she is never satisfied with her body. It’s because she is skinny fat. Skinny fat bodies are soft to the touch, and kind of bubbly looking, so looking in the mirror makes her feel like she’s fat. Although i prefer that softness on girl, this one should try to create some muscle, so she can finally feel good about her body.
Spencer installed her a full length mirror from one of those carnival houses of mirrors, just to keep her on her toes. Pity she’ll never get it
What kind of insightful stupid ass tranny theory is that?!
She’s not skinny-fat, she has nice abs IMO. I think her body is hot as fuck, minus the balloons on her chest.
it is her legs ..they are abnormally short for her body ..
she has no neck & very large head which the doc’ made bigger with the implants ..
the reason hontag holds her hair in front all the time is so it will be easier to photoshop the appearance of a neck ..
she made the mistake of trying to make an unattractive body perfect ..
some things are genetic & that’s life ..
her jealousy of other women & her competitiveness drove her over the edge …all the fotos in the world can’t hide what you are in real life ..
the desperate narcissim coupled with a slandering , lying personality is VERY unattractive ..
bad vibes man …
bad vibes ..
glad they got kicked outta hollywierd ..
I’m beginning to sypathize with her having her plastic surgeon whacked. Looking at the last pic in the series, her new ass is kind of a trainwreck.
yeah …lawwwwwwd ….
wow ! there is no substitute for fitness & exersize ..
the flabby lazy ones get the surgery ..
this is with photoshop too !
imagine in real life ?
the whole background was shopped out to reshape her body ..
who do they think they’re kiddin’?
if her brain was as big, she would be one smart girl.
her head is large enough to support a brain too ..
Yes, those pontoons are way big enough. Now go touch up those horrible roots.
The nose band-aid is cute in a twisted way. It helps remind us just how screwed up this women is.
I like you better when your mouth and typing hands are wrapped around my patient Cock Doc!
I wish to make clear that TOHITJ never has been nor will be a client ever, ever, ever.
The backside is not as good as one would expect with all that maintenance & surgery upgrades.
Sometimes, no matter how hard ya try, a person just can’t escape their big buttock genes.
she increased her buttocks on purpose, silly
The things that bored, mentally ill rich people do to their bodies blows my mind.
Butt implants……..imagine that.
She had no ass. She wanted more
It amazes me when people think small butts are ideal. Nice small & ass don’t ever belong together
THANK YOU, SCOTT!!! …i have been barking this same thing at dudes for as long as i can remember. (my theory: guys who love small, boyish asses are latent homosexuals…not that there’s anything wrong with that, just, stop bitching about how “fat” [ie; curvy] females are and go bang the long, lean, flat-ass dudes you really want)
ass looks good to me its a black man thing she fits in to our likes nothin wrong with having tits and a butt nobody wants a flat ass except an old white guy who cant handle a nice plump butt lol
Hey, I’m white & I love her sweet ass!
entering minute 27…
15 minutes still EXPIRED.
NEXT TRAINWRECK, PLEASE!
you must be very very busy photoshop police ahahaaa
Oops, my lame suit almost fell off and exposed my silicone jugs.
And what are the odds of a camera being there to catch it all?!
Darn my bad luck.
– Heidi
Jesus, that shit is so contrived…
I mean, really… Stage and pose much?
If we had luck, she would have made it to Peru a few months back…
There is this Dutch guy that loves big cans and little brains….
She is just like a child who just discovered they have sexual organs and can’t stop touching themselves.
I would still do her. What’s up with the stuff on her nose? She needs more lipo on her ass. Would have been nice if he top actually did fall off…I’d like to see those beauties.
Consider this a two for one deal (Based on commentary I just saw in previous post): I am sick and tired of the near constant Heidi bashing here by readers who must all be trannys. Yes, this beautiful creature comes attached to the hip with the single biggest douche the civilized world has ever known BUT look what you get in the bargain: An utterly ravishing beauty who has demonstrated her commitment to making the world a more beautiful place by blessing my eyes with huge knockers, a beautiful face and body to go along with them – not to mention one of the most beautiful turd-cutters this side of Kim Kardashian.
I personally thank God for each and every Heidi post because it is one less post where I will have to be subjected to the hideous sight that is Lindsay Lohan. For %#$^ sake people: Think about it! Here are your choices people: Owen Wilson’s penis-in-a-box, Kate Gosselin’s hopelessly stretched out vagina or the beautiful Heidi in a bikini. F me I think I think I’ll have Door Number 3 Monty!
So – Owen Wilson’s exposed penis or the Exposed Penis THAT is Spencer Pratt (Or John Mayer – Lord what a douche!)? Once again: I’ll take whatever I can get of Heidi – even if it comes with a dose of Spencer on the side. In fact, while I’m pleasuring Heidi with my 3 inch man rod (In my dreams Heidi tells me she likes my sense of humor and size doesn’t matter…) Spencer can sit over in the corner and stroke his Charles Manson beard and fondle his fake Glock. I DO NOT CARE as long as I get a daily dose of Heidi. As for the rest of you complainers, get thee to a counselor as you are all closet cases!
ha ha ha. I totally agree about lindsay. And what you said about Charles Manson beard was funny
sorry…couldn’t make it past “ravishing beauty.” You need to have your eyes checked brah.
You need to have your sexuality checked. I know a great Cock Doc…
“knockers” insinuates that those monstrosities swing enough to touch each other. Her tits hover away from each other like opposite-pole magnets.
Gallo fyi opposite poles attract.. You mean like poles
seriously? rotflmao
I have big boobs, but if mine were as big as Heidi’s I’d never leave the house
I agree about Spencer Pratt and I really don’t give a fuck about Kate ‘Grand Canyon’ Gosselin, but Heidi isn’t the be all and end all of hotness. That nose is still not healed after being in hiding for over a year? The Bandaged look isn’t hot. She has nice hips and ass, and her body in general is very nice. I’m not saying I wouldn’t try to drill for oil in her tar sands, but she is overhyped and over rated.
Either you can see her nipple pinching through her fingers or she needs to get her finger checked out for a really nasty wart.
Am I the only one seeing it?
Talking about Pic #2
She needs to hit the gym to shore up those scrawny thighs and butt.
scrawny thighs and huge ass is golden in my opinion
She honestly does not even look like the same person – that’s some surgery!
You can see her nipple in Pic #2. Pinching through her fingers.
Dirty girl.
bullshit
her ass was perfect before that doctor ruined it. He should smoke a turd in hell for that.
@ Dude – Awesome line, “He should smoke a turd in hell for that.”
All i can see is stars!!!
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All I can see is stars!!
is it just me or is she pinching her nipple between her thumb and index finger?
she looks so stupid
god damn!
Am I the only one who thinks shes pretty hot and has a great body? Nice legs and flat stomach.
No – you are not the only one – although besides myself you may be the Only Hetero here.
Too bad she had to pay to have all the fat sucked out of those nice legs and flat stomach.
I think her legs are too short for that ASS
I think this site has a duty, if not a god-directed crusade, to post all pictures of this monster in any bikini, nipple-slippage, bondage (why not?) photo that has “leaked” to the press. Damn if it’s 2 or even 10 times in a day. Because that’s why lotion was invented!
I’m still pissed there’s no sex tape. I’d hit it
her face keeps changing from photoshoot to photoshoot!
There are more than one Heidi. My count is three. Ha, ha, the hoax is on us! Spencer, you are so tricky!
she’s so ugly…and um..idk why she has to hold them…it’s not like they move anyway LOL and girl needs to get her roots fixed, or at least dye her hair the natural color she looks like a crackwhore… lol
I have always wondered with her if the carpets match the drapes. I picture her puss looking like a peach, little bit of fuzz and dripping. Besides the fact that she has massacred the upper portion of her body, the bottom half is flawless, great hips and curves…
Dear lord those are amazing bolt-on’s. I want em I want em I want em.
That’s funny. I had a similar Herman Munster tantrum over Heidie’s alleged faux cheeks….
She could be the dumbest broad in the world.
Great body…
Nothing says sexy like that body and surgical tape to hold the nose on….
Seriously she needs to stop wearing the nose tape in public. It makes her look like a fucking idiot. Also, the expression on her face is so fake. Like, oh whoops my top came off hehe. Besides that she looks pretty. Her body is perfect.
what happened to the nose???
I’d fuck her. I’d be ashamed of myself afterwards but that would pass when I’m ready to fuck again.
Well she has the porn star look down, good thing they didn’t plastic surgery her mouth shut or she wouldn’t have a future career
that “surprised / mock-injury” look she often gets on her face (ex. photo 4) is actually quite a turn-on for me….
I’ve stared at this…there is no nipple…is it supposed to work like magic eye?