Dita Von Teese is Not Lindsay Lohan

Since it’s time for something, anything, that’s not a freckled cokewhore queefing all over the legal system, here’s Dita Von Teese on the Jean-Paul Gaultier runway in Paris last night. I don’t even know what this outfit’s supposed to be, but I do know Marilyn Manson is putting a gun to Evan Rachel Wood’s head until she puts it on and drinks enough absinthe to forget his penis looks like the sandworm from Beetlejuice.

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