Since it’s time for something, anything, that’s not a freckled cokewhore queefing all over the legal system, here’s Dita Von Teese on the Jean-Paul Gaultier runway in Paris last night. I don’t even know what this outfit’s supposed to be, but I do know Marilyn Manson is putting a gun to Evan Rachel Wood’s head until she puts it on and drinks enough absinthe to forget his penis looks like the sandworm from Beetlejuice.
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First muthafuka’s
“Marilyn Manson is putting a gun to Evan Rachel Wood’s head until she puts it on and drinks enough absinthe to forget his penis looks like the sandworm from Beetlejuice.”
Still laughin at this
you are all virgin fags
Hm…apparently, judging by your name, so are you.
I can’t be a fag, I’m a girl. ;)
But you can be a fag hag! ;)
Just because you’re a girl doesn’t mean you can’t be a fag.
Not saying you are.
i am NOT an unused cigarette.
1st
Mmmm, Dita Von Tush
Parker, i need butt sex jokes! DO IT
why does jen take it up the shitter
Because it makes her forget about your tasteless trolling?
Because i am a dirty slag and cannot go 5 mins without cock smashing my intestines
Filthy pig someone is sure to claim your dredged out intestines as quite the prize to go along with your nasty mouth.
And WHY don’t women dress like this?
I guarantee world peace would be possible if they did. All the men would be de-stressed from having sex all the time, and just want to sleep and smoke cigarettes.
I agree with this statement.
On another note. I heard they stop the gulf oil flow with a very simple and time-tested solution. Yeah, they put a giant wedding ring around it. It stopped putting out almost immediately.
actually their penis would fall of.
body: danger! there’s too much pleasure damnit! DANGER!
mind: but I don’t care, it feels good
body: I warned you!
*penis falls off*
*primal scream*
I don’t know about that. Smoking causes impotence.
even if women did dress like this it would’nt mean guys would get laid. i imagine your middle name is deacon “please-dont-call-the-cops” jones.
Not impressed with her (because she’s a butterface), but this is a lot better than more Lohan.
If she has a Butter Face, then pass me the Jam because I want it all!
Holy christ look how teeny her waist is!!!!
You should see her in some of the corsets she wears.
She is wearing a corset.
Umm yes I can see that she is wearing a corset. I am not blind. Corset or not, her waist is TINY.
She’s been wearing corsets for 20 years.
This is the result. I think her waist is 18 inches
Shame about the face…….& getting all caught up in that Manson mess.
The one little cellulite dimple on the butt cheek is cute though.
I can’t even imagine the maintenance involved with a piece of work like this woman. Her body is damn fine & she takes care of it. Some Hollywood pop tarts could take a lesson or 2 from Dita.
m to the eh
hahaha
I think MM and Evan Rachel Wood broke up a while ago.
oh, on a sidenote. There are MANY foot fetish porn movies she’s starred in. I came across them on hotmovies.com. (and no, im not hawking a website, im providing an outlet for my fellow perverts). I never realized she even did porn, let alone a series of foot fetish/leather ones. Full nudity too
Fucking adverts which play SOUND automatically. TWO one ONE webpage simultaneously. WHAT THE FUCK.
Two of her, please. ….And a fucking carton of cigarettes.
She has no expression what-so-ever.
Once at a stip club Dita pressed my face into her busom. She had the smell of perfumed baby powder that I can still envision to this day. I never thought she was totally hot, but her ability to create sex appeal was better than all of the skanky whore porn stars that similiary tried to do a stip tease.
Jean-Paul Gaulthier certainly isn’t gay. No way, Jose. Not him. Straight as an arrow.
At least he doesn’t try to pretend, unlike Chris Brown.
That’s quite an interesting outfit! A fine mixture of snake/skeleton-like costume!
It looks like cobras are guarding her buttocks.
Realistic design-exoskeleton!
Me no rike… she have face of German jairu-keeper, and weird regs.
Arr my boner no berong to her.
I read somewhere that MM is hung like a horse. THAT would certainly explain the ladies.
…and I’m sure the fact he’s famous, wealthy, and intelligent has nothing to do with it.
Unwearable hideous crap, congrats on a horrible new look. What is the target audience, Blind Goth Hookers? Fashion is for idiots
agreed
It’s not meant to be wearable. In fact, this won’t be available for sale to anyone. High fashion is meant to be art, the shows are performance art, and no one was ever intended to actually wear this outside of this show. So, way to fail at understanding pop culture.
way to fail at understanding art
Sexist Woman on Earth!
I’m pretty sure she likes men. I think you mean “sexiest” woman on earth.
Correct, my mistake.
What a flat ass!
She has a really flat guy ass.
Time to retire, pretty lady while things are still where they are supposed to be. Try your hand at novella, or voice acting. But the world tires of your butt crack
I was starting to like that outfit, but what the f is on her head?
its not for sale its to be seen- its expression in art. that may sound pretentious but its true not everything is intended to be mass marketed for a mediocre sensibility.
Let me get this straight…bedazzling old halloween props and hot glueing them to pantyhose is Art? Because if it is, my four year old daughter is a high fashion prodigy. Anyone who considers this atrocity art is high on Smug, and needs to pull it together.
My wall has more ass! than this chick! LOL
First !!
I have a couple of porns with her in it….she has a nice Vag.
art can be anything made with intention and expression. Its whatever it is. is open for judgment and rejection but its SMUG and arrogant to deny anything that someone creates as such just because you dont like it or agree with it.
Gonna have to agree with Mike on this one
holy HIPPPO
Fuck off! She’s doing her thing and she looks good! Stop being jealous! You fucks will never look like her!!