Dina Lohan Wants to Sue ‘Glee’

Despite the fact this is the kind of shit that has finally turned her daughter against her, Dina Lohan is shoving her gin funnel in the press again after Gwyneth Paltrow played a Spanish teacher on Glee who used a creative method to reach her students. Gossip Cop reports:

In the scene, Paltrow’s character asks in Spanish (and translated via subtitles onscreen): “Lindsay Lohan is totally crazy, right?”
Then, in an effort (presumably) to teach the students the number 5, Paltrow’s character quizzes, “How many times has Lindsay Lohan been to rehab?”
… Well, Dina Lohan is not letting this slide. She tells Gossip Cop, “Our lawyers are sending a letter” to “Glee” on the grounds that the show allegedly defamed the actress who, by all accounts, is working hard on her recovery.

Right. Because absolutely no one was aware Lindsay Lohan has been in and out of rehab almost as much as Charlie Sheen until Glee brought it up. This whole time we just assumed she lived a quiet, unsung life teaching inner-city youths the power of calculus. Damn you and your saucy song-and-dance numbers, Glee. Now those kids’ll never make it to the Math-Off. How do you sleep at night?

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