Dina Lohan: ‘My Daughter is Jesus’

August 13th, 2010 // 128 Comments

Dina Lohan had her dream come true this morning when she was invited on The Today Show to talk about her daughter in front of real, live, working TV cameras that people will actually watch. While talking with Matt Lauer, Dina basically brushed off every legitimate question he asked and proceeded to paint Lindsay Lohan as a persecuted individual – She’s friends with murderers, you know – who’s the victim of an out-of-control judge that’s totally going to get fired, you guys. Via People:

Dina said that information will be coming out next week showing that the jurist had to remove herself from the case before she was about to be fired.
Defending Lindsay, who was at the Cannes Film Festival when she was expected in court in Los Angeles for a progress review, Dina said, “She was in [jail] for just missing a couple of classes and was working at the time.”
In addition, Dina noted, by Lindsay’s being behind bars, “She missed driving classes.” The actress also came into personal contact with murderers, said her mother, adding, “She made friends with them.”
Pressed about her daughter’s problems, Dina said, “That’s all propaganda,” and called tabloid coverage of Lindsay “pre-orchestrated. You’re reading things that are not based on fact.”

SHIT! She knows about the playbook!

But, no, seriously the real issue here is that Dina confirmed tabloid reports (Irony!) that Lindsay will be getting out of rehab early which is un-fucking-believable considering 90 days wasn’t even close to enough time to make it stick. The only true way to rehabilitate Lindsay is to sentence her to 18 years of being raised by an actual human being who’s not queen of the look-at-me harpies. Wipe the slate clean and start from scratch. Stop me if I’m making the entire field of psychology look like clown shoes.

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Comments (128)

  1. lily | August 13, 2010 at 10:19 am

    Dear Superficial writer,
    I have never agreed with you more than the last paragraph. Good work.

    Reply
    • justme | August 13, 2010 at 11:59 am

      It’s just sad. Sad that the legal system is pure shit. The fact that Lilo needs serious help is as obvious as the fact that Dina uses self tanner. Rehab isn’t a punishment, it’s rehab, so the very idea behind reducing someone’s “sentence” in rehab for time served, good behavior or whatever the fuck the reason is, is absolutely illogical. You don’t change your lifestyle by a couple days in prison followed by the same term in rehab. And it doesn’t help when people around you say, “you’re okay. there’s nothing wrong with you.” I doubt Dina reads this blog (or reads in general) but I’ve got to say something, “Dina, wake up. Your daughter is going to die if she continues with her reckless activities. I’m 26, and I’m not a parent, and I see this. Why can’t you? Screw the lime light. Screw the money. Because when you’re sitting in a retirement home, thinking about your life, the only thing that will matter is the people that you love(d) and the people that you were supposed to love and take care of. So I’ve got a solution, if you want your daughter out of rehab, get her out of rehab. And the next day, and for the next 90 days, spend every waking hour with her. Set a good example for your daughter in everything that you do. Make sure she sees professional regularly. Keep her away from drugs and alcohol. And take her cell phone away. Guess what? If you do this, she won’t think you’re cool. And she won’t even like you. But you’ll be saving her life.”

      Sorry for getting serious, just had to say something. Parents don’t realize how much they can fuck up their kids lives. It’s sad. It’s a human people, not a fucking tote or trophy. When you have a child (planned or by mistake), you take absolute responsibility. So Dina, step up. Without the cameras.

      Sincerely,

      justme

      PS Erin, I’m available.

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      • I ♣ liberals | August 13, 2010 at 12:07 pm

        wow…how long did that take you to type between switching tissues and talking to your therapist?

      • lily | August 13, 2010 at 1:07 pm

        Not that I dont agree, but it is kinda lame that instead of going to the bottom of the thread, you just posted your long, ramblings onto the first post. Not that anyone would take the time to read all of that anyway.

      • justme | August 13, 2010 at 1:21 pm

        @I ♣ liberals 15min…yeah…I know, I’m quick that way
        @lily, 1) “kinda lame”…so, have you not read any of the other posts of written?…because lame is kinda the theme dear; and 2) I’ll post something special for ya at the bottom ;)

      • Alexandra Hemale | August 13, 2010 at 3:13 pm

        Well said, Justme. Especially:

        ” Parents don’t realize how much they can fuck up their kids lives. It’s sad.”

      • pookiewookie | August 13, 2010 at 11:27 pm

        There is no way in hell Linsey would agree to that. Shed much rather hang out with lezbos and party. Shes over 21. Good luck!!!!

      • Wut | August 14, 2010 at 3:24 am

        Why waste your time worrying about retarded drug-addicted millionaires? This shit is entertainment for the masses and leave it at that. If her parents really cared about the stuff that was happening they’d have done something much sooner. Just pretend your voice doesn’t matter and……oh wait it DOESN’T so pretend this is TV.

      • ZZLana | August 14, 2010 at 3:49 am

        Totally agreed justme anyone who posts anything different had parents that didnt give a shit, and Dina does need to wake up she’s blaming everyone else and trying to make everyone else look bad Michael, the judge, the legal system, the tabloids and propaganda, everyone else makes mistakes apparently not Lindsay. Sad, I liked her too. Dina’s got MAJOR problems….

      • Lily | August 16, 2010 at 8:29 am

        I’m with you JUSTME. Well said.

  2. dudeatdudedotdude | August 13, 2010 at 10:22 am

    bon vendredi le 13ème salauds!

    FREE PLAXICO!!!

    Reply
    • kongtom | August 13, 2010 at 11:11 am

      lol.

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  3. confused | August 13, 2010 at 10:23 am

    Not sure why we constantly use Jesus’ name in vain here. Why not man up and start mocking the jewish religion or Islam?

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    • Anon | August 13, 2010 at 10:44 am

      I agree… I’m not Christian, but it just gets annoying. Obviously the writer has a chip on his shoulder (or else is just paid extra for every conservative slur he throws out there).

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      • brit | August 13, 2010 at 10:59 am

        conservative slur?
        Since when did Jesus vote Republican? I always saw him as a socialist, or anarchist with a Libertarian/revolutionary side.

      • Jen | August 13, 2010 at 11:45 am

        shut up with the politics and religion. go to cnn.com

      • Anon | August 13, 2010 at 11:49 am

        Calm down; I didn’t say Jesus would have been conservative. I meant that most people who would be offended by the constant mocking of Christianity, in America, would be considered conservative. Of course there are liberal Christians — a good bit of them. I’m just making a sweeping statement.

      • Admiral Buttcrack | August 13, 2010 at 3:55 pm

        I think the point is that Jesus was a martyr. And Dina thinks Lindsay is a martyr, and it’s more funny to say Jesus than it is to say “Joan of Arc,” because it is more universal. It’s what you would call a literary Device, specifically a “Metaphor.” Sometimes writers use such devices to illustrate a point in a colorful way. That’s all I can say about it, though. I don’t really remember everything I learned in the third grade.

    • TS | August 13, 2010 at 11:35 am

      Whogivesashitwhogivesafuck

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    • M | August 13, 2010 at 11:39 am

      Jesus fucking Christ why don’t you shut the God damn fuck up.

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    • Anny | August 13, 2010 at 12:19 pm

      Yea because the Jews have never been mocked or anything ever (internet sarcasm)

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      • honky | August 13, 2010 at 12:23 pm

        Yeah and thank your big noses for “managing” the economies! Why would anyone mock you?

    • kafr | August 13, 2010 at 12:42 pm

      Ill take the Islam aspect, since everyone else is too cowardly or pacifist or doesnt grasp the concept that muslims have TOLD US they are following.

      They have made it abundantly clear and have told us their goals of taking over the USA/England/Europe etc and everyone sits idly by, either not hearing them or not believing them. I know all you peaceniks/hippies/tree huggers/morons (all the same) will say “but wait kafr…its only a small percentage of them, theyre not all bad”..right? Well if 1/10th of 1% is bad, thats 8 million muslims. 8 million. Thats a lot of stinky, stupid, woman abusing, child molesting, goat fucking jihadists, coming to an area near you soon, if you allow it.

      muslims & islam are shitstains & the scourge of the earth that needs to be eradicated ASAP.

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      • Jackie | August 13, 2010 at 1:34 pm

        citation needed

      • FrankNfrtr | August 13, 2010 at 6:05 pm

        Let em try. We’v got lots of guns & anger in America.
        I hope you aren’t lying awake at night worrying about this…waste of time.
        Now, look at the tits…..oh wait, this is a Dina Lohan post.

      • random | August 14, 2010 at 9:17 am

        So you’re saying there are 8 BILLION Muslims? Because 8 million is 1/10th of 1% of 8 billion. Last I counted, there were only about 6.5 billion people alive.

        Not that your viewpoint isn’t completely invalidated by your gross stupidity, but if you were capable of spewing something that at least LOOKED like a fact, there are people in the world who’d believe you. Maybe not 8 million, but I’m sure 2 or 3. That’s all it took for Nazism to take hold of Germany.

      • stevie wonder | August 14, 2010 at 1:02 pm

        Hey random, its apparent from looking at the post and possessing the 4th grade skills of deductive logic, he probably meant 1/2 and not 1/10th. 1/2 of 1% would be roughly 8.2 million (considering there are conservatively 1.65 billion muslims in the world).

        Way to try and invalidate a COMPLETELY valid point that, especially around here, most people dont understand. I guess its to be expected from someone that thinks only 2 or 3 people would find that fact alarming.

        Get out your white flags random. Youll need them to surrender.

    • PieEater | August 13, 2010 at 4:40 pm

      Fuck Jesus Dickhole-Sucking Ass-Shit-Eating Motherfucking Christ. Fuck him, Fuck him, Fuck him, Fuck him! If he exists…

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    • RS | August 14, 2010 at 6:43 am

      I don’t see how this entry’s title is mocking anyone aside from the Lohans. Get over yourself. You and Anon are clearly the ones with chips on your shoulders.

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    • Truthteller | August 14, 2010 at 7:17 pm

      Because all of Hollywood knows that when their careers are going down tho toilet of obscurity, calling on The Almighty in any shape or form will always move them back up the star-watch meter.

      It’s a proven recipe and these people have no shame what so ever, none!

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  4. Kelley | August 13, 2010 at 10:24 am

    Gah, I can’t stand this vile cunt …

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    • Matthew | August 13, 2010 at 12:05 pm

      I agree she is Party Mom Lohan and she is an enabler and useing your lord in savior say hohan is jesus Is not cool SEE YOU IN HELL PARTY MOM!!!!!!!

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  5. DuchessOfDork | August 13, 2010 at 10:29 am

    Watching Matt yell at her was great. Needs more anger.

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  6. dudeatdudedotdude | August 13, 2010 at 10:30 am

    its also been reported linday’s moving back east when she’s done with rehab. if someone can talk her into nyu or princeton good things could start happening

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  7. Vito | August 13, 2010 at 10:31 am

    This loopy bitch is as screwy as a pig’s tail. No wonder Lindsay is so fucked up.

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  8. dufresne | August 13, 2010 at 10:32 am

    She is out to lunch.

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  9. jay | August 13, 2010 at 10:34 am

    OMFG! this cunt is just like Lindsey. or shud i say lindsey is just like her! This is Lindsey’s future, a blonde bimbo has-been who talks nonsense and cant see the truth. Such a fucking cunt

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    • izzo | August 13, 2010 at 10:46 am

      kill this cunt

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  10. Crusty | August 13, 2010 at 10:38 am

    What struck me about the Dina Lohan interview was how incomprehensibly stupid she sounded. Matt Lauer asked reasonable questions that if answered by somehow having a IQ higher than cauliflower, could have potentially helped turn the tide of public opinion in her daughter’s favor.

    Maybe that’s the key – this morning’s interview shows how little chance Lindsay had to be a stable adult. With parents like her’s, it’s a wonder Lindsay isn’t worse off than she is.

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    • Vito | August 13, 2010 at 8:48 pm

      On behalf of cauliflowers worldwide and everyone who loves cauliflower, I am offended by your statement. If you’d said rutabagas I would have agreed. I swear to Buddha

      On a briefly serious note, the stupidity and the level of denial that wanders though that woman’s alleged mind is stultifying. Lilo is fucked! And NOT in a good way.

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  11. jay | August 13, 2010 at 10:40 am

    this fucking cunt is such a ditzy bitch! Just like Lindsey. no wonder she turned out so fucked up. Its cuz of her fucking mom. u has not answered any of matts questions. What a fucking CUNT

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  12. jay | August 13, 2010 at 10:41 am

    How many times is she gonna use the word “Judge” and “hardball”. Fucking dirty stupid cunt

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  13. Bumpxp | August 13, 2010 at 10:43 am

    What a dumb bitch!

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    • Deacon Jones | August 13, 2010 at 10:48 am

      Yeah, but I bet she’s an incredible lay. All crazies are…

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      • Kerri | August 13, 2010 at 11:05 am

        gross – i bet she’s not

  14. debagger | August 13, 2010 at 10:44 am

    Dina Lohan Math: 19 + 3 = 24!

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    • WhattaFake | August 13, 2010 at 12:53 pm

      That was the funniest part of the interview. Also her delineating “apparent” vs. “a parent”. Silly x1000.

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  15. izzo | August 13, 2010 at 10:46 am

    she thinks a DA has more authority than a judge

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    • Kerri | August 13, 2010 at 11:05 am

      yeah i loved that part.

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  16. jay | August 13, 2010 at 10:47 am

    she sounds like such a fucktard. making no fucking sense. fucking cunt

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    • dudeatdudedotdude | August 13, 2010 at 11:06 am

      and half the people here shed 50% of their iq every time they post

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  17. Lilo 4Eva | August 13, 2010 at 10:49 am

    whatever people, Lilo is amazing and will still have a better life than all of you combined. Also, she looked fantastic in the new Maxim.

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    • M | August 13, 2010 at 11:41 am

      Go fuck yourself.

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    • jay | August 13, 2010 at 11:57 am

      Lindsay is a stupid fucking cunt just like her mother dina. She needs to get herself in rehab and stay there for a year or two. If that dont solve her drug problems then she needs to put a bullet in her head. I shudnt expect too much from the cunt cuz she is afterall from Long Island, the cuntiest place on the east coast. People from Long Island are a bunch of wannabe bitches who dont know shit and talk about nothing like Dina on the Today Show. Fuck Lindsay Lohan, shes a fucking cunting whore

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      • Matthew | August 13, 2010 at 12:06 pm

        I bet lilo 4eva is dina

    • Vito | August 13, 2010 at 8:55 pm

      Look, you fucking moron. The people posting here are concerned about Lindsay’s fucking LIFE. And if she doesn’t straighten out and get clean and sober pretty goddamned soon, this wonderful life that you are touting will come to a screeching halt. No one has even mentioned how she looks or how talented (or not) she is. This is a life or death situation we’re discussing here. Not a “beat up on Lilo” party. Some of us might like to see her make it to age 30, but the way she’s going she won’t even get close.

      What are you, a fucking adolescent? You sound like a stupid child.

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      • Sabrinaset | August 15, 2010 at 10:56 am

        As much as I enjoy mocking LiLo, I’ll admit I’m worried she’ll probably be dead before she’s 30. I’m even MORE worried she’ll expire while high or drunk while driving, and worse, taking several people with her to the morgue.

  18. Coop | August 13, 2010 at 10:50 am

    There is not a bigger moist chunk of 2 week old of CLITTY LITTER than Matt Lauer. Hes a god damn panty waste 1/2 man child…and one of the stupidest people on TV, which is par for the course with the today show. DUMBEST group of people in “news” broadcasting, so Dina fits right in. Maybe she can get a job with them.

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    • M | August 13, 2010 at 11:42 am

      Your mother should have aborted you.

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      • Coop | August 13, 2010 at 12:02 pm

        Im glad yours did “Matt Lauers #1 fan” (stalker)…stupid fuck

      • M | August 13, 2010 at 4:02 pm

        LOL what?? Try again, half-wit.

  19. izzo | August 13, 2010 at 10:50 am

    Just to be clear, I would bang the freckles off Lindsey

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  20. Mitch | August 13, 2010 at 10:53 am

    Holy shit! Dina Lohan is dumber than dirt! No wonder Lyndsey is such a fucking loser.

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  21. Rhialto | August 13, 2010 at 10:59 am

    Is her daugther still not dead? Damn,they did a bad job in jail!

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    • Nero | August 13, 2010 at 11:01 am

      Common,what jail? It’s a big joke.

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  22. Sheik Apul Madeek Aoud | August 13, 2010 at 11:04 am

    If I were an oil rich, land owning sheik of Saudi Arabia, Id have lindsay shipped to me with all the other young blonde girls (and yea yea, dont worry black girls, id get some of you too. I mean, Id need someone to clean the camel stalls and be the personal bidets to my army of barely legal, silky pubed blond princesses, right?)

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  23. brit | August 13, 2010 at 11:08 am

    Rehab…
    #1 – Dina ordered when she was 19
    #2 – Promises a couple of years ago
    #3 – prior to latest jail sentence
    #4 – current session

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  24. Mason | August 13, 2010 at 11:09 am

    I hate Lindsay Lohan. But whenever I read an interview with her mother or father I start to feel sorry for her.

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    • Kerri | August 13, 2010 at 11:13 am

      agree. i would punch her in the face if i ever saw her but the second her mother opens her mouth, i just feel bad for her

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      • Lauren | August 14, 2010 at 7:00 am

        ohh god, even if Dina was a saint, with a Dad like hers she never had a chance..

    • ugottabekidding | August 13, 2010 at 11:26 am

      Totally. I never gave a shit about Lindsay, and kinda still don’t, but after watching her asshole mother on TV, I gotta say I feel a little bad for Linds. I mean THIS was her role model?? Poor girl never had a chance.

      Oh, and how many times do you think Dina had to practice saying summa cum laude? lol

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  25. Gando | August 13, 2010 at 11:10 am

    Sure LiLo’s real-time jail is a big joke.But to these people it’s a way of living.They’re gonna make it look like she was burning in hell for months.

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  26. kongtom | August 13, 2010 at 11:12 am

    I think she just got back from Eqypt, because this cunt is in DENIAL!

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    • Kerri | August 13, 2010 at 11:12 am

      bahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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  27. Kerri | August 13, 2010 at 11:12 am

    i think he let her off easy. she didn’t answer any of his questions. she sounded like such an idiot. i hate interviewers. why not say ‘what you said, doesn’t make sense or answer my question’ and continue saying that until she actually answers something. he just changed or let her change the subject. or when she was saying Lindsay was working and therefor missed those classes why not bring up the fact that she tried using her uncles funeral as an excuse but didn’t actually attend. why not point out her partying in cannes. this woman is delusional. i wonder if she actually believes herself. any decent mother would WANT her child to get better and want her to stay in rehab longer and she’s trying to get her out? and why is that? because her little (former) cash cow isn’t making any money getting sober. this family is so disgusting. and saying that well she’s 24 now and so much more grown up? please! 24 is grown up??? that was painful to watch.

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    • Jen | August 13, 2010 at 11:27 am

      she didnt need his help to make her look like more of a dumbass.

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    • Cock Dr | August 13, 2010 at 11:34 am

      Don’t forget; LiLo gets paid to attend events. This and modeling leggings is now her very important-to-society “work”.
      Partying in Cannes is actually employement to the Lohans!
      And Mommy badly wants LiLo back out there shaking that money maker.

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  28. sam adams | August 13, 2010 at 11:13 am

    Dina Lohan is a delusional idiot…Lindsay never had a chance. Im curious to see how Ali turns out.

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    • Douchetits McBalltug | August 13, 2010 at 11:28 am

      Featured in Bangbus in a few years.

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  29. Darth | August 13, 2010 at 11:22 am

    I’m deeply disappointed.I did expect her at least to end up in jail on the electric chair due to her extreme unpleasant personality.But they didn’t do their job.

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    • Nero | August 13, 2010 at 11:27 am

      Didn’t she even get tasered from time to time? Damn! I want my tax money back!

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  30. Jen | August 13, 2010 at 11:26 am

    i love how she dodges all the questions and is defensive. its b/c she knows she is absolute bullshit.

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  31. Sniper Girl | August 13, 2010 at 11:34 am

    D E N I A L D I N A Hmmmm, coincidence? Think not, Dina NEEDS rehab, counseling and parenting classes….and a lot of it! I have 2 daughters and I would be damned if I would just sit by/help ruin their life like this “mother” has done. She also has 2 younger victims…oops, children. They should be taken out of her care.

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  32. Mal Gusto | August 13, 2010 at 11:35 am

    Lindsay sounds just like this stupid cunt! The talk of propaganda and conspiracy. Listening to Dina actually makes feel a little sorry for the FireCrotch.
    I will still laugh out loud the day I hear Lindsay has died.

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    • jay | August 13, 2010 at 11:52 am

      LOLOLOL! bitch needs to die!

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  33. FrankNfrtr | August 13, 2010 at 11:46 am

    If LiLo is like Jesus…..we should get some nails.

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    • dudeatdudedotdude | August 13, 2010 at 11:51 am

      id nail her but not in the king herod way

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      • FrankNfrtr | August 13, 2010 at 11:58 am

        “Dude” must feel extra lucky to risk his impressive STD free poontang streak on LiLo.
        I prefer Christina H for my ginger fix.: I need a calmer disposition & lots of cushioning.

      • dudeatdudedotdude | August 13, 2010 at 12:20 pm

        i have a soft spot for lindsay, had similar struggles at her age. but im takin a gross of condoms with me if it happens!

  34. LJ | August 13, 2010 at 11:58 am

    This interview makes me wonder if Dina Lohan has already sold the rights to televise Lindsay’s funeral to Bravo.

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  35. blip | August 13, 2010 at 12:27 pm

    Lindsay Lohan made friends with a bunch of murderers? Sounds about right.

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  36. McFeely Smackup | August 13, 2010 at 12:46 pm

    were it up to me, every celebrity would serve 100 + 10% of any court imposed sentence. Overcrowding is fine, but I’d rather see two real criminals released for every celebrity that gets out early. Difference is Lindsay gets out in 1/10th of her sentence and EVERYONE hears about it, and makes our justice system look like a joke. If we let two junkies out early instead, nobody will hear about it.

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  37. Marnie | August 13, 2010 at 1:10 pm

    They should have just sent someone in with a looped tape of Dina saying “Judge” “hardball” and “It’s TMZ’s fault” and it would have been the same damn interview.

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  38. justme | August 13, 2010 at 1:23 pm

    @lily, tag!

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  39. Erica | August 13, 2010 at 1:47 pm

    Love Lindsay, love Dina. Haters are sad pathetic bitter people.

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    • Miss Bitch | August 13, 2010 at 1:59 pm

      Dina, if you’re gonna post in here, use your real name.

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    • M | August 13, 2010 at 4:04 pm

      Go fuck yourself with a bottle of bronzer.

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  40. Bugsy | August 13, 2010 at 1:52 pm

    Who cares about this no talent, washed up, child actress. The media needs to move on….

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  41. MrsEllis | August 13, 2010 at 2:35 pm

    Matt Lauer is cute.

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  42. Marnie | August 13, 2010 at 3:14 pm

    Christ. Part Two of that interview was even more painful to watch.

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  43. allie! | August 13, 2010 at 3:23 pm

    poor lindsay. she really is under a microscope. i feel really bad for her. i dont like dina but lindsay does have to put up with her… id do drugs too if i had to listen to this dumb cunt talk all the time.
    if dina was out of the picture, i think lindsay would be a lot better off. the court should have ordered them a restraining order. haha

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  44. Joe | August 13, 2010 at 4:24 pm

    What a worthless retarded twat. Clueless and a total cunt.

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  45. Amy | August 13, 2010 at 4:27 pm

    DIna Lohan makes Michael Lohan look like Dr. Spock. And that’s Doctor Spock, not Mister.

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    • Sardonic | August 13, 2010 at 8:08 pm

      Agreed.

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  46. gigi gambino | August 13, 2010 at 4:41 pm

    GOD DAMNIT!
    Will everybody just stop giving a shit about these Lohans? And can we all throw monkey shit at Matt Lauer for giving this Crap-Ass “mother” another forum by which she can spout off about her poor, persecuted baby. I mean, facts are facts: the Dad is a convicted felon who also dodges child support obligations, is a known drug addict and likes to punch women in the face. Oh yeah, he also likes to take naked pictures of his fiancee at a vulnerable time and then sell the shit for money. The Mom is a PARASITE who has been living her second childhood via proxy through her kids for years now – have you ever seen her up close and in person in a club when she is all shit-faced and thinking she is some hot, sexy bitch and hitting on guys in their barely old enough to date her daughters? Well, I have and it is both tragically sad and disgusting. As far as her children are concerned – where were Child Protective Services? Seriously? We all saw this coming, right? With parents like these I am surprised that all of their kids are actually still alive. So Superficial, and all others in the media, not fuck it, ALL of us – lets just puts these fuckers on an ice floe and just shove them off away from the rest of us. I, for one, am so sick and tired of hearing about these retards. (Sorry to real retards!)

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  47. galtor | August 13, 2010 at 7:52 pm

    This is my first post.

    This just makes me sick. If lindsay lohan were a black male, she would be in jail for 20,30,90 days. Period.

    She has had two duis and didn’t they find drugs on her the second time?

    We say video where she drunk, had several passengers in the car and possibly was on drugs.

    If she was in any other state and not a celeb, she would get at least a month in jail. And then … she broke probation? OMFG. That is a minimum of 30 days in Georgia.

    Also, what did Mommy Lohan say. The judge was fired because she didn’t follow the District Attorney? What?, What the fuck? The Judge is the judge. The district attorney manages the solicitors and prosecutors. It is up to the judge to set the sentence.

    OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG.

    What a horrible mother.

    She didn’t say anything, her daughter learning her lesson. Or, I am sorry my daughter was about driving drunk. She could have injured somebody. She said something about the judge. And I bet a million dollars that the judge didn’t get fired. Judges don’t get fired. The state doesn’t give two shits about tthe Lohans

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  48. Sardonic | August 13, 2010 at 8:14 pm

    Narcissistic and delusional. Runs in the family.

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  49. anonym | August 13, 2010 at 9:09 pm

    SUMMA CUM LAUDE FROM PODUNK UNIVERSITY

    ahahahah. Not even Ivy League

    America…… BE HUMBLE.

    Don’t embellish.

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  50. KifaruRed | August 13, 2010 at 9:29 pm

    I would comment at length, but the venom and bile on display is adequate. The only thing I feel regret about is the pitiable end she is headed for, followed by the irritating parade of self-serving “memorial” media stops everyone in her clown-car of a family will inflict upon us.
    The only good part: ‘The Soup’ will; have fodder for years to come.

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