Seen here doing who the fuck cares, Dina Lohan apparently called the cops this week after – wait for it – Carvel refused to give her free ice cream just for being Lindsay’s mom. RadarOnline reports:
“As part of Carvel’s 75th Anniversary celebration last year, we issued 75 Black Cards to celebrities. These cards were issued in the celebrity’s name and require the card holder to be present at the time of use. Many celebrities have enjoyed their cards at our Carvel Ice Cream shoppes and have shared their excitement with being included in the celebration.
“Unfortunately, the Lohan family has been abusing the card. While the card was issued in Lindsay’s name only, her extended family has repeatedly used the card without her present. At first, we graciously honored their requests while explaining that the Black Card was not a carte blanche for unlimited Carvel Ice Cream for the extended Lohan family and friends. After more than six months of numerous and large orders for ice cream, we finally had to cut off the card and take it back.
“Dina Lohan reacted badly and called the police to have her card returned. The police responded and did return the card to Dina with instructions not to use it again.
Jesus Christ. Leave it to the Lohans to choke the living life out of ice cream. If you gave these people free Quaker State, they’d be pour that shit on their cereal then complain when Jiffy Lube won’t give them a to-go cup. “But my daughter was in that movie once! Get me the sheriff.”
Photos: Splash News
Anon | June 18, 2010 at 3:00 pm
What an idiot.
MmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMm | June 18, 2010 at 10:01 pm
She looks like her farts smell like pickle juice and hot dogs.
Snow J. Frost | June 18, 2010 at 3:00 pm
I walk around with my toothbrush all the time!
Gingivitis does NOT sleep!
sobrietyisacrutch | June 18, 2010 at 3:30 pm
Four out of five dentists agree that Carvel ice cream will rot your teeth out.
mike | June 18, 2010 at 4:12 pm
I don’t think she uses a “vibrating” toothbrush for her teeth
I Stink | June 18, 2010 at 3:04 pm
you spelled that wrong. it not spelled w-o-r-k. it’s spelled s-h-i-t. just helping where i can.
Bunny | June 18, 2010 at 3:04 pm
Celebrities have a right to priveleged status. Facts are facts.
Sil | June 18, 2010 at 3:29 pm
she’s NOT a celebrity….
Bunny | June 18, 2010 at 3:40 pm
I’m being trolled. Anyways….
BOBBO | June 18, 2010 at 4:51 pm
No you aren’t. She has never done anything special remotely special other than pop out one of many child stars. I think it is just a matter of not justifying this egomaniacs thought process more than anything.
for the love of ice creams | June 18, 2010 at 3:06 pm
first you people tarnish the good name of booze and now ice cream??? HAVE YOU NO SOULS?!
MisAnnThropy | June 18, 2010 at 3:15 pm
@ Bunny, these people are NOT celebrities, media whores are more like it..
Leave it to Carvel to put this piece of trash in her place..
Although, if i were them i would have submitted my statement like this:
“Unfortunately, the Lohan family “has been” abusing the card.”
Subtle hint.. emphasize on the “has been”..maybe they will fucking get it..
Slimkidchris | June 18, 2010 at 3:19 pm
Jesus Christ. Just buy the fucking ice cream.
Darebear | June 18, 2010 at 3:44 pm
Hhahahahaha. true
Haagen Dazs | June 20, 2010 at 10:42 pm
Exactly!
bob | June 18, 2010 at 3:22 pm
Who the fuck cares and why is this news!!! FUCK!!!!!
Richport's Ghost | June 18, 2010 at 3:38 pm
Regarding the title — Since when does “work” mean “shit”?
She probably uses the toothbrush to remove the pubes & man-sauce from her oversized pie hole. Oh well, it’s her money maker.
Looks like the apple didn’t fall far from the tree. And by “apple” I mean “dumbass whore daughter”
retarded | June 18, 2010 at 3:45 pm
Who the fuck cares? You mean obviously you do because you spent your time uploading the picture on to this site and then actually typing out “doing who the fuck cares”. Gosh thats so intelligent. Oh but wait you DO have a celeb website. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
amirite | June 18, 2010 at 4:11 pm
annnnnd … wait for it -………………. your retarded !
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asdf | June 18, 2010 at 4:20 pm
@retarded – you don’t get the point… he doesn’t care what she is doing in the photo, but cares enough to make fun of the family (which they deserve).
Turd Ferguson | June 18, 2010 at 4:01 pm
So pathetic. The whole fucked up family.
Tasslehoff | June 21, 2010 at 2:06 am
hahahahha Turd Ferguson.. I just spit out my beer. nice. – also Clearly, one to many FUDGEY THE WHALE and COOKIEPUSS for this family.
Fucked up | June 18, 2010 at 4:08 pm
This is really fucked up because Lindsay is barely a celebrity anymore. Ice cream? Seriously? They can’t fucking pay for ice cream? Hell no, since they got that new Mercedes, ice cream is out. Gotta cut back in these hard times.
grobpilot | June 18, 2010 at 4:09 pm
Maybe she’ll choke and die while trying to deep-throat a banana split.
Fucked up | June 18, 2010 at 4:09 pm
Retarded…..and you’re on it dipshit.
memem | June 18, 2010 at 4:40 pm
Skanky.
Meghanfish | June 18, 2010 at 5:07 pm
…How much can you spend on ice cream?? You have to be the most stupid celebrity ever to raise a stink over ice cream, knowing full well how absolutely stupid you’re going to sound when this “news” breaks.
Ron Burgandy's BallSack | June 18, 2010 at 5:10 pm
Wow, there is no wonder why Lindsay is as screwed up as she is.
On the other hand, I’d give her my unlimited supply of cream, it just isn’t icy but I’m sure that wouldn’t matter to Dina.
sos | June 18, 2010 at 5:15 pm
Why’d they let it go on for 6 months? They should have taken it back after the second use since they were always coming back for more.
Mike | June 18, 2010 at 9:04 pm
The employees were most probably starstruck teens. Had I been in that situation, I would requested to see ID, or any other proof that the card was issued in her name.
Mike | June 18, 2010 at 9:07 pm
I’m guessing she was cut off because the manager found out that someone had made a habit of what was supposed to be a one time courtesy.
sos | June 18, 2010 at 5:15 pm
But it doesn’t make her reaction okay haha
herbiefrog | June 18, 2010 at 6:31 pm
dina… we nderstand you wanna
free ride…
…however
ever heard that word… d i g na t y
[see you cant even spell it]
at least we arent owed it…
please come get f***ed or shut the F*** up
you are spoiling our chances… shhhhhhhhhhhhhh
baquaman | June 20, 2010 at 3:26 pm
I’m surprised the police invested any time on this…this falls under the nuisance call” category…unless it was Mayberry.
thunderstud | June 18, 2010 at 6:55 pm
I like how she got the police to get the card back. Don’t these types of things usually have a little disclaimer “card is property of the company and must be surrendered upon request” (or to that effect). They (the ice cream place) should’ve taken it and cut it up!
Jay Jeffries | June 18, 2010 at 8:03 pm
I left a message on Carvel’s website yesterday, congratulating them on good corporate & personal decision making. How refreshing; a corporation that uses common sense & won’t be bullied by celebuwhores like white oprah. There’s someone in that company who’s got some cojones…
Why? | June 18, 2010 at 8:31 pm
DIE IN A FIRE WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bar room hero | June 18, 2010 at 9:00 pm
what a sodding S L A G.
Gando | June 18, 2010 at 11:56 pm
Unbelievable! Are you kidding me!? Stay far away from these kind of people folks!
bimbamboing | June 19, 2010 at 12:04 am
Her urge for abusing is strong.Whether it’s a complimentary ice cream card or her own brood.
cellphone | June 19, 2010 at 12:11 am
There’s a monster hidden inside this woman folks! And that isn’t the Cookie Monster!
Nero | June 19, 2010 at 12:23 am
I’d understand better now the way Lindsay Lohan is programmed.Lindsay Lohan! Let all hope go!
Rhialto | June 19, 2010 at 12:51 am
I could cast all the demons out of her.But the world is already facing serious overpopulation.
Gando | June 19, 2010 at 2:19 pm
Maybe Lindsay Lohan must look into the direction of this woman as being possibly the source of most of her problems …
captain america | June 19, 2010 at 12:17 am
……….and a thief, folks.
Doodle Bug | June 19, 2010 at 4:01 am
This family needs to be attached to a missile and blasted off to ……….
Check out the coke up her huge flaring nostrils. Way to go Mamma Pimp!
Badger Bob | June 19, 2010 at 4:17 am
Hey, someone print up a card that tells the lohans that Iran is giving out free sand if they dress provocatively and bring alcohol while visiting. *please god let this work*
baquaman | June 20, 2010 at 12:45 pm
Love it! And the sad thing is that it’s not entirely out of the realm of possibilities…
Lauren | June 19, 2010 at 6:17 am
“But my daughter was in that movie once! Get me the sheriff.”
- Pure hilarity!
I’ve never seen her eating this ice-cream, therefore she doesn’t need a fucking loyalty/free ice-cream card.
Good on Carvel. It’s not for their personal use, it’s to promote the company. Is Dina fucking stupid?
kerryz | June 19, 2010 at 4:42 pm
Roseanne Barr said it best: everyone’s worst nightmare is white trash with money.
You Look So Dumb Right Now | June 19, 2010 at 10:39 pm
You have got to be fuck*ng kidding me.
laurabama1atyahoo.com | June 20, 2010 at 2:07 am
she is awesome. leave the lohans alone. they are what we all strive to be! mom of the year. laurabama1@yahoo.com biotches!!
Kate | June 20, 2010 at 11:29 am
The article on NY Post (or Daily News, can’t remember which) ended their article about this with a quote from her stating “this just proves we get treated so much worse than regular people.”. I shit you not.
emily | June 25, 2010 at 4:29 pm
i almost spit my lunch on my keyboard when i read that
baquaman | June 20, 2010 at 12:42 pm
I pitty the poor soul who, years from now, has to take care of this trainwreck when she’s in a nursing home. Wouldn’t that be a topic for a sitcom…
Tasslehoff | June 21, 2010 at 2:12 am
oh jesus.. Imna keep using my Birthday Coupon for the fro-yo place down the street and then call the cops when they tell me no! LESSON LEARNED!
oh famewhores.. what would we do with out you? Prolly do the crossword or something..
Jimmy Fury | June 21, 2010 at 2:38 am
Is no one else interested in the apparent fact that Carvel Ice Cream is made of cocaine!?
There’s no other logical reason why anyone in the lohan family would be eating it.
old english | June 21, 2010 at 3:55 am
shoppes? what is this word?
SL | June 21, 2010 at 3:14 pm
May she henceforth be known as “Fudgy the Whale.”
Son of Bob | June 21, 2010 at 3:29 pm
Families with names like Lohan, Spears and Bieber should pay twice as much, in the form of a reparation tax to be distributed to the rest of us for the inconvenience of having to tolerate their lack of parenting skills manifested in the form of egomaniac kids with no known talents.