Dina Lohan is a Piece of Work

June 18th, 2010 // 69 Comments

Seen here doing who the fuck cares, Dina Lohan apparently called the cops this week after – wait for it – Carvel refused to give her free ice cream just for being Lindsay’s mom. RadarOnline reports:

“As part of Carvel’s 75th Anniversary celebration last year, we issued 75 Black Cards to celebrities. These cards were issued in the celebrity’s name and require the card holder to be present at the time of use. Many celebrities have enjoyed their cards at our Carvel Ice Cream shoppes and have shared their excitement with being included in the celebration.
“Unfortunately, the Lohan family has been abusing the card. While the card was issued in Lindsay’s name only, her extended family has repeatedly used the card without her present. At first, we graciously honored their requests while explaining that the Black Card was not a carte blanche for unlimited Carvel Ice Cream for the extended Lohan family and friends. After more than six months of numerous and large orders for ice cream, we finally had to cut off the card and take it back.
“Dina Lohan reacted badly and called the police to have her card returned. The police responded and did return the card to Dina with instructions not to use it again.

Jesus Christ. Leave it to the Lohans to choke the living life out of ice cream. If you gave these people free Quaker State, they’d be pour that shit on their cereal then complain when Jiffy Lube won’t give them a to-go cup. “But my daughter was in that movie once! Get me the sheriff.”

Photos: Splash News


  1. Anon

    What an idiot.

  2. Snow J. Frost

    I walk around with my toothbrush all the time!
    Gingivitis does NOT sleep!

  3. I Stink

    you spelled that wrong. it not spelled w-o-r-k. it’s spelled s-h-i-t. just helping where i can.

  4. Bunny

    Celebrities have a right to priveleged status. Facts are facts.

    • Sil

      she’s NOT a celebrity….

      • Bunny

        I’m being trolled. Anyways….

      • BOBBO

        No you aren’t. She has never done anything special remotely special other than pop out one of many child stars. I think it is just a matter of not justifying this egomaniacs thought process more than anything.

      • Fathima

        Let’s look at one moral issue of Sarah’s – Abortion. I’ll leave it to you evangelical folk to tell a moehtr that she has to, under law, give birth to her rapist/incest conceived child.Another moral issue – Creationism in school. Gee, lets teach our kids how to be stupid and ignorant. And while you are at it teach them that it is ok to shoot wolves from helicopters and airplanes during the winter when they can’t hide and to take polar bears off the endangered species list so it will free up the land for oil drilling. And teach your kids that it is ok to BAN BOOKS!!And you speak of Moral issues!!! Sarah Palin represents a very small and ignorant part of the population. Her moral issues are way out of the mainstream. Lindsay Lohan may be dysfunctional but she isn’t flippin’ crazy! GO LINDSAY!!!!

      • EmrulLah

        is very likely. Anyone btnlaitg both addiction and another mental disorder is not a alone. In fact, celebrities in the news recently have also been dealing with both addiction and mental

  5. for the love of ice creams

    first you people tarnish the good name of booze and now ice cream??? HAVE YOU NO SOULS?!

  6. MisAnnThropy

    @ Bunny, these people are NOT celebrities, media whores are more like it..

    Leave it to Carvel to put this piece of trash in her place..

    Although, if i were them i would have submitted my statement like this:
    “Unfortunately, the Lohan family “has been” abusing the card.”

    Subtle hint.. emphasize on the “has been”..maybe they will fucking get it..

  7. Slimkidchris

    Jesus Christ. Just buy the fucking ice cream.

  8. bob

    Who the fuck cares and why is this news!!! FUCK!!!!!

  9. Richport's Ghost

    Regarding the title — Since when does “work” mean “shit”?

    She probably uses the toothbrush to remove the pubes & man-sauce from her oversized pie hole. Oh well, it’s her money maker.

    Looks like the apple didn’t fall far from the tree. And by “apple” I mean “dumbass whore daughter”

  10. retarded

    Who the fuck cares? You mean obviously you do because you spent your time uploading the picture on to this site and then actually typing out “doing who the fuck cares”. Gosh thats so intelligent. Oh but wait you DO have a celeb website. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

    • amirite

      annnnnd … wait for it -………………. your retarded !

    • asdf

      @retarded – you don’t get the point… he doesn’t care what she is doing in the photo, but cares enough to make fun of the family (which they deserve).

  11. So pathetic. The whole fucked up family.

    • Tasslehoff

      hahahahha Turd Ferguson.. I just spit out my beer. nice. – also Clearly, one to many FUDGEY THE WHALE and COOKIEPUSS for this family.

  12. Fucked up

    This is really fucked up because Lindsay is barely a celebrity anymore. Ice cream? Seriously? They can’t fucking pay for ice cream? Hell no, since they got that new Mercedes, ice cream is out. Gotta cut back in these hard times.

  13. grobpilot

    Maybe she’ll choke and die while trying to deep-throat a banana split.

  14. Fucked up

    Retarded…..and you’re on it dipshit.

  15. memem


  16. Meghanfish

    …How much can you spend on ice cream?? You have to be the most stupid celebrity ever to raise a stink over ice cream, knowing full well how absolutely stupid you’re going to sound when this “news” breaks.

  17. Ron Burgandy's BallSack

    Wow, there is no wonder why Lindsay is as screwed up as she is.

    On the other hand, I’d give her my unlimited supply of cream, it just isn’t icy but I’m sure that wouldn’t matter to Dina.

  18. sos

    Why’d they let it go on for 6 months? They should have taken it back after the second use since they were always coming back for more.

    • Mike

      The employees were most probably starstruck teens. Had I been in that situation, I would requested to see ID, or any other proof that the card was issued in her name.

      • Mike

        I’m guessing she was cut off because the manager found out that someone had made a habit of what was supposed to be a one time courtesy.

  19. sos

    But it doesn’t make her reaction okay haha

  20. herbiefrog

    dina… we nderstand you wanna
    free ride…


    ever heard that word… d i g na t y

    [see you cant even spell it]

    at least we arent owed it…

    please come get f***ed or shut the F*** up

    you are spoiling our chances… shhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • baquaman

      I’m surprised the police invested any time on this…this falls under the nuisance call” category…unless it was Mayberry.

  21. I like how she got the police to get the card back. Don’t these types of things usually have a little disclaimer “card is property of the company and must be surrendered upon request” (or to that effect). They (the ice cream place) should’ve taken it and cut it up!

  22. Jay Jeffries

    I left a message on Carvel’s website yesterday, congratulating them on good corporate & personal decision making. How refreshing; a corporation that uses common sense & won’t be bullied by celebuwhores like white oprah. There’s someone in that company who’s got some cojones…

  23. Why?

    DIE IN A FIRE WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. bar room hero

    what a sodding S L A G.

  25. Commented on this photo:

    Scary thing is, she’s starting to look younger than her daughter.
    No, seriously – she looks about 60 on this one.

  26. Gando

    Unbelievable! Are you kidding me!? Stay far away from these kind of people folks!

  27. bimbamboing

    Her urge for abusing is strong.Whether it’s a complimentary ice cream card or her own brood.

  28. cellphone

    There’s a monster hidden inside this woman folks! And that isn’t the Cookie Monster!

  29. captain america

    ……….and a thief, folks.

  30. Doodle Bug

    This family needs to be attached to a missile and blasted off to ……….
    Check out the coke up her huge flaring nostrils. Way to go Mamma Pimp!

  31. Badger Bob

    Hey, someone print up a card that tells the lohans that Iran is giving out free sand if they dress provocatively and bring alcohol while visiting. *please god let this work*

  32. Lauren

    “But my daughter was in that movie once! Get me the sheriff.”
    - Pure hilarity!

    I’ve never seen her eating this ice-cream, therefore she doesn’t need a fucking loyalty/free ice-cream card.

    Good on Carvel. It’s not for their personal use, it’s to promote the company. Is Dina fucking stupid?

  33. kerryz

    Roseanne Barr said it best: everyone’s worst nightmare is white trash with money.

    • Taha

      I think it’s easier to firgove a celebrity if their initial reaction (once the news breaks) is to come forward and admit their wrongdoing. If they try to cover up, spin or deny it only makes matters worse.If they own their mistakes, I think more people would be willing to firgove.

  34. You Look So Dumb Right Now

    You have got to be fuck*ng kidding me.

  35. laurabama1atyahoo.com

    she is awesome. leave the lohans alone. they are what we all strive to be! mom of the year. laurabama1@yahoo.com biotches!!

  36. Kate

    The article on NY Post (or Daily News, can’t remember which) ended their article about this with a quote from her stating “this just proves we get treated so much worse than regular people.”. I shit you not.

  37. baquaman

    I pitty the poor soul who, years from now, has to take care of this trainwreck when she’s in a nursing home. Wouldn’t that be a topic for a sitcom…

  38. Tasslehoff

    oh jesus.. Imna keep using my Birthday Coupon for the fro-yo place down the street and then call the cops when they tell me no! LESSON LEARNED!

    oh famewhores.. what would we do with out you? Prolly do the crossword or something..

  39. Jimmy Fury

    Is no one else interested in the apparent fact that Carvel Ice Cream is made of cocaine!?

    There’s no other logical reason why anyone in the lohan family would be eating it.

  40. old english

    shoppes? what is this word?

  41. SL

    May she henceforth be known as “Fudgy the Whale.”

  42. Son of Bob

    Families with names like Lohan, Spears and Bieber should pay twice as much, in the form of a reparation tax to be distributed to the rest of us for the inconvenience of having to tolerate their lack of parenting skills manifested in the form of egomaniac kids with no known talents.

  43. Serdar
    Commented on this photo:

    You can change your pawsrosd in your profile I think it’s at the bottom of the profile page. And the captcha thing keeps us from getting blog spam. I could turn it off, but it provides a lot of protection.

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