Dina Lohan is a Piece of Work

Seen here doing who the fuck cares, Dina Lohan apparently called the cops this week after – wait for it – Carvel refused to give her free ice cream just for being Lindsay’s mom. RadarOnline reports:

“As part of Carvel’s 75th Anniversary celebration last year, we issued 75 Black Cards to celebrities. These cards were issued in the celebrity’s name and require the card holder to be present at the time of use. Many celebrities have enjoyed their cards at our Carvel Ice Cream shoppes and have shared their excitement with being included in the celebration.
“Unfortunately, the Lohan family has been abusing the card. While the card was issued in Lindsay’s name only, her extended family has repeatedly used the card without her present. At first, we graciously honored their requests while explaining that the Black Card was not a carte blanche for unlimited Carvel Ice Cream for the extended Lohan family and friends. After more than six months of numerous and large orders for ice cream, we finally had to cut off the card and take it back.
“Dina Lohan reacted badly and called the police to have her card returned. The police responded and did return the card to Dina with instructions not to use it again.

Jesus Christ. Leave it to the Lohans to choke the living life out of ice cream. If you gave these people free Quaker State, they’d be pour that shit on their cereal then complain when Jiffy Lube won’t give them a to-go cup. “But my daughter was in that movie once! Get me the sheriff.”

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