Lindsay Lohan’s Mom Ripped Off A Charity Dinner

If you’re wondering how Lindsay Lohan became a master thief/prostitute/alcoholic/unhireable, rapidly aging bag of dried vagina, she learned it from the best: Her mom. Page Six reports:

We’re told Lindsay Lohan’s party-cougar mom and her brother [Paul Anthony Sullivan] were offered four complimentary tickets to new East Hampton restaurant hot spot Andrra on Saturday night to watch the Great Bonac Fireworks Show to aid the nonprofit Clamshell Foundation, which supports local health, cultural and education projects.
But Dina and Paul arrived for the seated dinner with eight others. A source told us, “They dined and dashed on a $2,500 check and didn’t leave a dime for the waiters. The understanding was they would get four free tickets. Anthony stormed up at the end and said, ‘What is this check for?’ Organizers offered a reduced bill for around $1,100, but then they just upped and left without leaving a tip. When organizers later phoned him to demand payment, Sullivan said, ‘My celebrity clients were not happy.’”

And you’ll never guess what the Post has to say about Lindsay’s uncle Paul:

Sullivan, who in 2008 was sentenced to a year in jail for fraud and now runs a promotions company, said, “This is a total lie. My written and verbal agreement with Rich Silver was to comp dinner for 8 to 10 guests, six people ate. There was not to be any bill. Then you get a bill for $2,500?”

Of course, he was arrested for fraud and, of course, he claims Dina was invited and promised comped meals for eight guests at an event designed to raise money. She has a famous daughter, you know? Maybe you’ve heard of her, a little actress by the name of Elizabeth Taylor.

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