Lindsay Lohan’s Mom Ripped Off A Charity Dinner

July 25th, 2012 // 49 Comments
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If you’re wondering how Lindsay Lohan became a master thief/prostitute/alcoholic/unhireable, rapidly aging bag of dried vagina, she learned it from the best: Her mom. Page Six reports:

We’re told Lindsay Lohan’s party-cougar mom and her brother [Paul Anthony Sullivan] were offered four complimentary tickets to new East Hampton restaurant hot spot Andrra on Saturday night to watch the Great Bonac Fireworks Show to aid the nonprofit Clamshell Foundation, which supports local health, cultural and education projects.
But Dina and Paul arrived for the seated dinner with eight others. A source told us, “They dined and dashed on a $2,500 check and didn’t leave a dime for the waiters. The understanding was they would get four free tickets. Anthony stormed up at the end and said, ‘What is this check for?’ Organizers offered a reduced bill for around $1,100, but then they just upped and left without leaving a tip. When organizers later phoned him to demand payment, Sullivan said, ‘My celebrity clients were not happy.’”

And you’ll never guess what the Post has to say about Lindsay’s uncle Paul:

Sullivan, who in 2008 was sentenced to a year in jail for fraud and now runs a promotions company, said, “This is a total lie. My written and verbal agreement with Rich Silver was to comp dinner for 8 to 10 guests, six people ate. There was not to be any bill. Then you get a bill for $2,500?”

Of course, he was arrested for fraud and, of course, he claims Dina was invited and promised comped meals for eight guests at an event designed to raise money. She has a famous daughter, you know? Maybe you’ve heard of her, a little actress by the name of Elizabeth Taylor.

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  1. cc

    …and took the silverware and the flowers from the vase.

  2. Whine whine whine. All they had to do was either refuse them entry or kick them out. They would get better press by doing that.

  3. Lindsay Lohan Blue Outfit Mr Chow
    Bash Manger
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    Linsdsay Lohan’s mom looks pretty good in this pic.

    • Jack Ketch

      The whole family is a bunch of shit-on-a-stick losers. They make the Kardashians look good, and that’s sayin’ somethin’.

  4. Sven Golly

    These are the kind of people who give grifters a bad name.

  5. USDA Prime McBeef

    she always looks like she’s on the verge of crying.

  6. “The Clamshell Foundation.” Fish, are you just making one up now and again to see if we notice?

  7. What organization is so desperate that COMPING LiLo’s UNCLE and MOM is a good idea? Comp ME for fuck’s sake, at least I’d feel guilty and write a check on the way out.

  8. Lindsay Lohan Blue Outfit Mr Chow
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    Why is Jimmy Fallon driving her around?

  9. theoriginal LJ

    You’d think by now folks in Long Island would realize that the family is nothing but a bunch of grifters. You really expect them to show up at a charity dinner and not pull a scam?

  10. CranAppleSnapple

    That picture makes my boobs hurt.

  11. El Jefe

    A Lohan ripped someone off. You say this like it is a surprise, or that anyone that deals with them should not be expecting this to happen to them.

  12. And somewhere, Kris Kardashian is fuming because how DARE another famewhore Hollywood mother get a headline?

  13. Girl

    Writer — Drop the vagina language. Seriously. Clearly misogynist and perhaps not as protected as you imagine. Be funny if you can — but stay away from the hateful anti-women messages.

  14. Lindsay Lohan Blue Outfit Mr Chow
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    even now.. would!…

  15. Lindsay Lohan Blue Outfit Mr Chow
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    The dude in the white tux is Odd Job, from N64 Golden Eye, there is no mistaken identities, that’s him!

  16. tom

    Why is the Lohan’s family still relevant?

  17. It’s hard enough to raise money for TBA. How much more do the Bluth’s have to suffer?

  18. Lindsay Lohan Blue Outfit Mr Chow
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    Allergies are the worst.

  19. Fudgie the Whale


  20. I think the best part—which is to say the worst part—was that they didn’t leave a tip. Kids, this is very important for you to remember: comps do not include gratuity for service. Whether it’s a dinner at a chi-chi foundation soirée or a $20 comp you get at the casino, be sure to tip your server 15-20% of what the bill would have been had you paid the full price. Always remember that tips comprise a considerable part of waitstaff wages—so much so that there are separate minimum wage levels for tipped employees.

    Don’t be Mr. Pink. Tip your waiter.

  21. Lindsay Lohan Blue Outfit Mr Chow
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    Wow, she looks really hot here. Like she jumped back 7 years.

  22. Juano

    She doesn’t look very healthy.

  23. whatthe

    Jebus those are a saggy pair of knockers.

  24. eh

    “four complimentary tickets” isn’t complimentary free? I’d probably have ran out too!

    • fuckityfuck

      let me guess… line your purse with a gallon size Ziploc bag to go to Golden Corral?

    • D-chi

      I was confused as well about the $2,500 bill. Why would they pay if it was free? However, tipping is just good manners.

    • Well first of all 4 does not equal 10 ( the number of people who showed up ). Also, these tickets probably didn’t cover the bar bill which Clan Lohan can run up to $2500 during appetizers alone.

  25. anonym

    people need to stop inviting these useless wastes of humanity.

    The restaurant deserves to get ripped off if they think they’ll get any return on investment by comping these meals to the lohan family.

    The lohans contribute jackshit to society. Same goes for the Kardashians

  26. fuckityfuck

    Sadly enough, these fucking cockroaches will never die. “God”must be fucking with us since he allows children to suffer in the hands of parents that couldn’t give a fuck about about anyone but themselves, yet these degenerates are allowed to carry on with life uninterrupted and procreate. Why couldn’t they have flown the entire family to CO to see a movie last week?

  27. Burt

    Right, she was promised free meals for 8 to 10 people at a benefit dinner… and I supposed this never happened…

  28. Lindsay Lohan Blue Outfit Mr Chow
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    Have to admit that she has a super hot body!!!!

  29. I guess the Carvel Ice Cream card didn’t cover this either?

  30. You know how this went down…

    Uncle Deadbeat gets 4 tickets and immediately texts the owner for more. Owner responds that he’ll “see what he can do” ( this constitutes the ‘written agreement’ ). 10 people arrive and proceed to rack up at least a $1100 bar bill, which is not covered by dinner tickets. Owner can say what he wants but he will eat it all because Uncle Deadbeat never backs down from a pissing match.

  31. Lindsay Lohan Blue Outfit Mr Chow
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    You know what. She looks hot.

  32. Lindsay Lohan Blue Outfit Mr Chow
    Cock Dr
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    The doubled chinned dumbass strikes again.

  33. Lindsay Lohan Blue Outfit Mr Chow
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    The jig is up. It has finally been revealed that Lindsay is in fact an international jewel thief. I don’t think the police will be able to hold her. She has all the schematics and building plans of Californian prisons memorized and many escape scenarios planned out.

  34. Lindsay Lohan Blue Outfit Mr Chow
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    Who me? Why, why I do declare!

  35. Lindsay Lohan Blue Outfit Mr Chow
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    Two fucktard parents do not a sane child make.

  36. Lindsay Lohan Blue Outfit Mr Chow
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