When you’re a pimp stupid enough to leave your ho in another country unsupervised, of course that trick is going to start holding out on you, so here’s Dina Lohan in an old photograph from the 80s where she’s allegedly sporting a black eye from Michael which she naturally sold to Entertainment Tonight. (I’m not positive if the baby’s Lindsay, but it looks like it wants to steal something just off-camera, so probably.) Because why only get paid for an interview when you can hold out and sell the photos, too, thus double-milking your family’s shame and dysfunction? Or possibly even triple-milk if Barbara Walters plunks down on the rape kit Dina kept in a lockbox for 20 years. Legend goes, Michael’s pube is still attached to it…
Photo: Courtesy of ET Online
The money train is slowing down. Dina is getting desperate.
That’s seriously fucking sexy.
Damn. If Lindsey survives, we know what she will look like.
Lucky for her, he only had to tell her once.
Looks like a cig burn to me. Bitch probably fell asleep (cough, cough “passed out” cough) on the couch with a lit one.
Nice freckles Dina!
I hope they kept that furniture.
I think my mom has the same set, but I can’t be sure because it’s covered in plastic.
Yikes, she looks just like Lindsay except even worse skin damage
I dont get it
Dina looks like she’s 20-something in this photo, yet has liver spots already. I guess that’s what happens to you when you spawn a creature as destructive as Lindsay. Everything she touches turns to gold, then mutates into dog shit wrapped in a burning tire.
Does she have any tits?
Isn’t this just another Terry Richardson photo?
That picture makes me sad for some reason. I know this whole circus is disgusting, but that picture…
Nah, this really isn’t funny anymore.
I agree. It is sad and not funny anymore. I like to have fun and be snarky, but this is too much.
She looks like Lindsay…. did they just take a picture of Lindsay post bender and say it’s Dina?
“Off-camera”?
this must be why he moved on to kicking them in their vaginas – less visible bruising.
In Micheal’s defense, I’m pretty sure we’ve all wanted to punch her at some point.
Put the whole damned family on a one way trip to the moon.
That reminds me to design a livestock trailer that can be pulled by rocket ship… can’t leave the Kardashians behind.
Dina, Dina, Dina…did it ever occur to you that this shit wouldn’t happen to you if you’d just fucking LISTEN?
Nostalgic though
There is a change in the world, people can think alternative how
Dina and Michael are fucking disgusting. Lindsay never stood a chance. Forced sterilization is looking like a really good idea for some people.
whole family of whores and sell outs
all for one
…and one four all ?
If a picture like this is valuable to Entertainment Tonight, half of the sluts I went to high school with could be selling their yearbook pictures.
WTF, what kind of a mother grows her finger nails that long when she has a baby?
Having a baby automatically means your nails have to be a certain length? Those could even be acrylics.
I think you risk putting a baby’s eye out with those nails. It seems like a mother should wear them short until the kid is a toddler and doesn’t need to be carried everywhere.
So she’s not a blond?
Dina looked hot. I’d hit that.
Probably the only Lindsay picture while she was still a virgin
Wow Lindsay looks so much like her mom!
im pretty sure michael lohan has already started up a new service for women with blackened eyes that dont know how to hold their babies and want some expert advice at discount prices.
Yes!! Frickin proof that Lindsay WILL look disgusting like her mother!! You can’t tell them apart!! If I were Linds, that would be one more reason to actually stay AWAY from the partying. Is anyone else surprised that this is a money grab? Prostitutes.
yeah. she does look like her mom.
same stupid look on their face. Dina must have been 18 years old in this picture.
I’m guessing she’s had a lot of cosmetic surgery since then because it’s hard to believe that’s a picture of her while she was younger. If her daughters didn’t look so much like her in that picture, non of us would have believed it’s really her.
Dina looks like linds ;)
Am I the only one that looked at the rest of the photos? Dina may look decent in this photo, but she looks nearly the same then as she does now, just brunette.
Why is that leopard holding a baby?