Dina Lohan Sold Abuse Photos To Entertainment Tonight. Of Course.

January 8th, 2013 // 42 Comments

Dina Lohan Black Eye

When you’re a pimp stupid enough to leave your ho in another country unsupervised, of course that trick is going to start holding out on you, so here’s Dina Lohan in an old photograph from the 80s where she’s allegedly sporting a black eye from Michael which she naturally sold to Entertainment Tonight. (I’m not positive if the baby’s Lindsay, but it looks like it wants to steal something just off-camera, so probably.) Because why only get paid for an interview when you can hold out and sell the photos, too, thus double-milking your family’s shame and dysfunction? Or possibly even triple-milk if Barbara Walters plunks down on the rape kit Dina kept in a lockbox for 20 years. Legend goes, Michael’s pube is still attached to it…

Photo: Courtesy of ET Online


  1. The money train is slowing down. Dina is getting desperate.

  2. blech

    That’s seriously fucking sexy.

  3. Damn. If Lindsey survives, we know what she will look like.

  4. Furburguesa

    Lucky for her, he only had to tell her once.

  5. CK

    Looks like a cig burn to me. Bitch probably fell asleep (cough, cough “passed out” cough) on the couch with a lit one.

  6. Austin (Danger) Powers

    Nice freckles Dina!

  7. I hope they kept that furniture.

  8. Deacon Jones

    Yikes, she looks just like Lindsay except even worse skin damage

  9. Chinaman

    I dont get it

  10. ThisWillHurt

    Dina looks like she’s 20-something in this photo, yet has liver spots already. I guess that’s what happens to you when you spawn a creature as destructive as Lindsay. Everything she touches turns to gold, then mutates into dog shit wrapped in a burning tire.

  11. Lindsay Lohan Nicotine Lungs

    Does she have any tits?

  12. JC

    Isn’t this just another Terry Richardson photo?

  13. That picture makes me sad for some reason. I know this whole circus is disgusting, but that picture…

    Nah, this really isn’t funny anymore.

  14. judgingyou

    She looks like Lindsay…. did they just take a picture of Lindsay post bender and say it’s Dina?

  15. catapostrophe


  16. Schmidtler

    this must be why he moved on to kicking them in their vaginas – less visible bruising.

  17. EricLr

    In Micheal’s defense, I’m pretty sure we’ve all wanted to punch her at some point.

  18. Cock Dr

    Put the whole damned family on a one way trip to the moon.

  19. Dina, Dina, Dina…did it ever occur to you that this shit wouldn’t happen to you if you’d just fucking LISTEN?

  20. Diana

    Nostalgic though

  21. Sadia

    There is a change in the world, people can think alternative how

  22. Dina and Michael are fucking disgusting. Lindsay never stood a chance. Forced sterilization is looking like a really good idea for some people.

  23. anonym

    whole family of whores and sell outs

  24. herbiefrog

    all for one

    …and one four all ?

  25. If a picture like this is valuable to Entertainment Tonight, half of the sluts I went to high school with could be selling their yearbook pictures.

  26. whatthe

    WTF, what kind of a mother grows her finger nails that long when she has a baby?

  27. popwilleatitself

    So she’s not a blond?

  28. Nate

    Dina looked hot. I’d hit that.

  29. Peter

    Probably the only Lindsay picture while she was still a virgin

  30. Kitty

    Wow Lindsay looks so much like her mom!

  31. zomgbie

    im pretty sure michael lohan has already started up a new service for women with blackened eyes that dont know how to hold their babies and want some expert advice at discount prices.

  32. Kisses4Katie

    Yes!! Frickin proof that Lindsay WILL look disgusting like her mother!! You can’t tell them apart!! If I were Linds, that would be one more reason to actually stay AWAY from the partying. Is anyone else surprised that this is a money grab? Prostitutes.

  33. anonym

    yeah. she does look like her mom.

    same stupid look on their face. Dina must have been 18 years old in this picture.

  34. Burt

    I’m guessing she’s had a lot of cosmetic surgery since then because it’s hard to believe that’s a picture of her while she was younger. If her daughters didn’t look so much like her in that picture, non of us would have believed it’s really her.

  35. kery

    Dina looks like linds ;)

  36. Am I the only one that looked at the rest of the photos? Dina may look decent in this photo, but she looks nearly the same then as she does now, just brunette.

  37. Doctor Ugs

    Why is that leopard holding a baby?

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