Here’s Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt in Costa Rica pretending to be a divorced couple sharing custody of their dogs because that shit happens all the time. (Actually it might. You pet lovers are weird.) Anyway, for two people who supposedly can’t wait to get away from each other, they seem to spend a lot of time on tropical islands wearing next to nothing. Then again, that could all just be a clever ruse to make me think they’re still together, but trying to make everyone else think they’re not. I guess what I’m trying to say is, if Heidi’s nose fell off how high-pitched would Spencer’s shriek be? Because I’m going with it could summon bats like that thing Batman carries around when he wants to make a dramatic entrance.
BATMAN: *pushes button* This is going to look tits.
CITIZEN: Oh, no! Oh, my God. These bats are giving my children rabies! Rabies! WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF THEM?! THIS IS COMPLETELY UNPRECEDENTED!
BATMAN: …. *hides in a dumpster*
Photos: Pacific Coast News
dudeatdudedotdude | September 1, 2010 at 10:12 am
in that second pic heidi looks one nose job away from being kinda cute
Murray | September 1, 2010 at 10:21 am
Three more years till her nose looks like Michael Jackson’s.
hmna | September 1, 2010 at 11:12 am
Look at pic 4 – she’s practically there now.
Vito | September 1, 2010 at 10:25 am
Isn’t he the fuckin’ Unibomber or something?
Um | September 1, 2010 at 11:11 am
Supposed to be funny?
BATMAN: *pushes button* This is going to look tits.
CITIZEN: Oh, no! Oh, my God. These bats are giving my children rabies! Rabies! WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF THEM?! THIS IS COMPLETELY UNPRECEDENTED!
BATMAN: …. *hides in a dumpster*
Kelley | September 1, 2010 at 11:42 am
I couldn’t make sense out of it myself …
Michael | September 1, 2010 at 10:27 am
She looks kind of cute without all the makeup. Too bad she’s still slicing herself up.
Sarah | September 1, 2010 at 10:42 am
You know that Costa Rica isn’t an island, right?
Kelley | September 1, 2010 at 11:44 am
Fish badly needs an editor, if at least to teach him some comma placement skills …
Sledman | September 1, 2010 at 10:45 am
wow, she looks so much better without makeup.
DEATH BY STONING IN HOLLYWOOD | September 1, 2010 at 10:46 am
WTF AT HER NOSE?
XFX | September 1, 2010 at 3:37 pm
Very thick layer of sunscreen, methinks.
Crabby Old Guy | September 1, 2010 at 10:52 am
These two, combined, wouldn’t have IQ’s higher than a turnip. They actually make Paris Hilton appear “useful”. Chew on that for a moment.
yeah you're right | September 1, 2010 at 10:55 am
Yeah you’re right. Pet lovers are weird. But spending your entire life stalking famous people and publicly lusting after chicks who wouldn’t give you the time of day (even thought you’re gay) and then taking the time and energy to put it all online isn’t at all weird. So true.
Larry Dallas | September 1, 2010 at 11:15 am
High & mighty
Willie Dixon | September 1, 2010 at 11:22 am
At least Fish gets paid for it. Now go back to cleaning up poop and ending fun nights out so your animal can pee and eat. For that kind of trouble, kids are way more worth it.
Kelley | September 1, 2010 at 11:51 am
Newsflash !! Kids pee and poop too, and also end fun nights out.
Deacon Jones | September 1, 2010 at 10:56 am
EWWWW!
HEIDI, you look awful! Your ears are too pointy and your eyelids are fat, you better do something about that, FAST.
billabong021 | September 3, 2010 at 8:26 pm
herrr eyelids are fat? how’s that even possible?
Hemingway | September 1, 2010 at 11:04 am
Good Lord…
If I were Pratthole and had to wake up looking at Quasimodo every day, I’d be gay too.
dudeatdudedotdude | September 1, 2010 at 11:11 am
just baffles me how he hasn’t talked her into a sex change yet
dudeatdudedotdude | September 1, 2010 at 11:14 am
btw in england calling someone a pratt is like calling them retard in america.
the more you know..
Cam R | September 1, 2010 at 11:22 am
Is it just me or does it almost look like Heidi’s back to her old face??
Confused | September 1, 2010 at 11:33 am
I was thinking the same thing. Without all the makeup her face looks not too much different than it used to look… maybe all the plastic surgery was a hoax too. Except the tits of course.
Kelley | September 1, 2010 at 11:48 am
She’s such a liar that she’s probably even fat …
Sugar | September 1, 2010 at 11:55 am
The nose and chin are definitely altered also but I don’t think she had as much ps as she claimed.
lizzie | September 1, 2010 at 4:47 pm
It’s because it is NOT Heidi!
dholmas | September 1, 2010 at 11:42 am
I got custody of the cats in my divorce. We almost came to blows about it. He wanted one and my response was they cannot be separated because they were brothers and had always been together. On a second note Spencer is just an idiot that should be locked up in the psychiatric unit. My sis is a psych nurse and she said it first. Living and working in LA she sees just about everything.
dude | September 1, 2010 at 12:29 pm
thank you. I come to this website for updates about people’s domesticated pet settlement news. That shit is the bomb. Thank goodness you came along.
Stephi | September 1, 2010 at 12:33 pm
Fighting over worthless cats? why do I get the feeling that’s the only kind of “blow” you do? That guy deserves a cold beer, a blowjob, and a pet dander free home.
Mike Hawk | September 1, 2010 at 11:52 am
You know how I know youre gay?
You have 4 pint sized dogs that are typically reserved for old ladies, snacks for real dogs and shark bait.
Crabby Old Guy | September 1, 2010 at 1:16 pm
Oh Hell-to-the-YES.
timmy the dying boy | September 1, 2010 at 12:00 pm
This should shut up the lot of you who are always screaming for a look at Heidi’s puppies.
dudeatdudedotdude | September 1, 2010 at 12:02 pm
she’s actually kinda pretty here http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2010/08/samantha-ronsons-dog-kills-other-dog/
dudeatdudedotdude | September 1, 2010 at 2:03 pm
oops meant for Mike Hawk.. speaking of real dogs
Mike Hawk | September 1, 2010 at 6:11 pm
HAHA…nice. I agree!
Willie Dixon | September 1, 2010 at 12:08 pm
uh, is anyone else seeing an ad for “The “killers” in theaters June 4th?
Photoshop Police | September 1, 2010 at 12:11 pm
we are now entering minute 17 of their 15 minutes.
just stop already.
debbie | September 1, 2010 at 2:39 pm
Is it just me or is that NOT Heidi????? That girl actually looks normal and she’s holding the dogs to hide the fact that her tits aren’t as big as Heidi’s. I think Spencer is trying to pull something. “Oh look at me with a blonde that looks like Heidi. I’m obsessed with Heidi still!”
Jill | September 1, 2010 at 4:03 pm
That is so NOT Heidi.
I’m surprised more people haven’t pointed that out.
lizzie | September 1, 2010 at 4:48 pm
Correct. It is NOT Heidi. In fact, it looks nothing like her (although she bears a resemblance to Heidi from pre- “The Hills” days).
Natalie | September 1, 2010 at 2:46 pm
What’s with the bandages on her nose? She had another nose job?? Gross.
captain america | September 1, 2010 at 11:48 pm
pssssst: HIS MIRRORS ARE ALL BROKEN AT HOME, folks.
………..that’s why.
Demi Moore | September 2, 2010 at 1:46 am
Looks like she dropped a deuce.
AllAnalAllTheTime | September 2, 2010 at 1:17 pm
No matter how screwed up her various procedures may have made her appear, at least pix 1&2 show the most beautiful part of her body.
Poondock | September 4, 2010 at 6:33 am
I hope these two find happiness someday….