Here’s Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt in Costa Rica pretending to be a divorced couple sharing custody of their dogs because that shit happens all the time. (Actually it might. You pet lovers are weird.) Anyway, for two people who supposedly can’t wait to get away from each other, they seem to spend a lot of time on tropical islands wearing next to nothing. Then again, that could all just be a clever ruse to make me think they’re still together, but trying to make everyone else think they’re not. I guess what I’m trying to say is, if Heidi’s nose fell off how high-pitched would Spencer’s shriek be? Because I’m going with it could summon bats like that thing Batman carries around when he wants to make a dramatic entrance.
BATMAN: *pushes button* This is going to look tits.
CITIZEN: Oh, no! Oh, my God. These bats are giving my children rabies! Rabies! WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF THEM?! THIS IS COMPLETELY UNPRECEDENTED!
BATMAN: …. *hides in a dumpster*
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Holy fuck this girl got ANOTHER nose job? Other than that she looks more human and prettier in these pictures than she has in years.
in that second pic heidi looks one nose job away from being kinda cute
She looks human except for the nose bandages. I’d expand her asshole until I heard a crack.
pic 4 = nose wtf?
Ha ha, she had more work done in a crappy island hospital. Nice.
oh and … no makeup = a big improvement
Did you even notice yet another nose job? Her nose is all bandaged up.
Three more years till her nose looks like Michael Jackson’s.
Look at pic 4 – she’s practically there now.
Isn’t he the fuckin’ Unibomber or something?
Supposed to be funny?
BATMAN: *pushes button* This is going to look tits.
CITIZEN: Oh, no! Oh, my God. These bats are giving my children rabies! Rabies! WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF THEM?! THIS IS COMPLETELY UNPRECEDENTED!
BATMAN: …. *hides in a dumpster*
I couldn’t make sense out of it myself …
Nose in pic 4 looks strangely familiar. Wait. I thought Michael Jackson died?!
She looks kind of cute without all the makeup. Too bad she’s still slicing herself up.
What is wrong with her nose?
Odd – she almost looks like a real human being in those shots
Leprosy?
omg she looks kinda normal!!! wow! she should NEVER wear makeup again.
She is hideous!
If it ain’t broke don’t fix it!
that doesn’t look like her at all. is it really heidi???
Seriously, who in the hell is that? That can’t be her…..
You know that Costa Rica isn’t an island, right?
Fish badly needs an editor, if at least to teach him some comma placement skills …
Her nose grows every time she tells a lie. The tape is there to hold it back.
haha, that must be job no. 534!
wow, she looks so much better without makeup.
WTF AT HER NOSE?
Very thick layer of sunscreen, methinks.
Heidi looks different here…almost fuckable…ya I’d fuck…
spencer on the other hand looks like a crazed creepy peeping tom.
id fuck
These two, combined, wouldn’t have IQ’s higher than a turnip. They actually make Paris Hilton appear “useful”. Chew on that for a moment.
Yeah you’re right. Pet lovers are weird. But spending your entire life stalking famous people and publicly lusting after chicks who wouldn’t give you the time of day (even thought you’re gay) and then taking the time and energy to put it all online isn’t at all weird. So true.
High & mighty
At least Fish gets paid for it. Now go back to cleaning up poop and ending fun nights out so your animal can pee and eat. For that kind of trouble, kids are way more worth it.
Newsflash !! Kids pee and poop too, and also end fun nights out.
OMG! She has Michael Jacksons nose!
She is ridiculous “I WANT MY IMPLANTS OUT” ok really now….so whats gonna happen to her extra boob skin? i guess they can use it to make her stupid ugly ass a new nose…
good luck moron
what katie said,
she looks like a different chick, one thats actually cute
I wonder if she had her tits taken out after the nose job
EWWWW!
HEIDI, you look awful! Your ears are too pointy and your eyelids are fat, you better do something about that, FAST.
herrr eyelids are fat? how’s that even possible?
she is probably in Costa Rica because she is gonna get her ridiculous breast removed and put in new ones. Spencer the fucken retard will take take of her stupid horse face again. Bitch is broke … am from Brazil and i know that plastic surgery cost less money in place like Central and South America…..
i hope she stays their and becomes a farm whore to the horses of course
Good Lord…
If I were Pratthole and had to wake up looking at Quasimodo every day, I’d be gay too.
just baffles me how he hasn’t talked her into a sex change yet
She looks another person in this photos. Actually…she looks much better like this.
that is surely some michael jackson shit there………….. nose looks terrible
yeah looks like another nose job.. but apart from that I think she’s looking a lot better than usual. Her hair looks kinda rastafied!
btw in england calling someone a pratt is like calling them retard in america.
the more you know..
Is it just me or does it almost look like Heidi’s back to her old face??
I was thinking the same thing. Without all the makeup her face looks not too much different than it used to look… maybe all the plastic surgery was a hoax too. Except the tits of course.
She’s such a liar that she’s probably even fat …
The nose and chin are definitely altered also but I don’t think she had as much ps as she claimed.
It’s because it is NOT Heidi!
Heidi got another nose job! looks like we have another MJ here folks
The chin thing has to go-it’s the worst part of her surgeries. Everything else looks fine, chin/jaw thing is just too “latern”
Does anyone else think she might be salvageable if Spencer exploded, or am I just high on exhaust fumes from my car?
That’s really Heidi? Holy shit she must wear a lot of make up for interviews.
She actually looks a little like her old self there. Maybe all that plastic surgery just needed to settle in.
I got custody of the cats in my divorce. We almost came to blows about it. He wanted one and my response was they cannot be separated because they were brothers and had always been together. On a second note Spencer is just an idiot that should be locked up in the psychiatric unit. My sis is a psych nurse and she said it first. Living and working in LA she sees just about everything.
thank you. I come to this website for updates about people’s domesticated pet settlement news. That shit is the bomb. Thank goodness you came along.
Fighting over worthless cats? why do I get the feeling that’s the only kind of “blow” you do? That guy deserves a cold beer, a blowjob, and a pet dander free home.
There is no doubt she has had some more work done, her face looks about what it used to and her tits don’t look near as Ginormous as they were. Splains why she has been out of site for so long.
I’m sad that she is back with Le Douche.
she actually looks good here, minus the hackjob nose…
I’m not sure that IS Heidi. See those two different expressions we have in these pics? Yeah, the real Heidi doesn’t have that many.
You know how I know youre gay?
You have 4 pint sized dogs that are typically reserved for old ladies, snacks for real dogs and shark bait.
Oh Hell-to-the-YES.
Her face doesn’t look that terrible without the makeup caked on like it’s buttercream icing.
This should shut up the lot of you who are always screaming for a look at Heidi’s puppies.
she’s actually kinda pretty here http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2010/08/samantha-ronsons-dog-kills-other-dog/
oops meant for Mike Hawk.. speaking of real dogs
HAHA…nice. I agree!
wtf how may dogs do they need? Are they running a puppy mill?
That ass is awesome.