Did Sofia Vergara’s Breasts Kill Brittany Murphy, Too? And Other News

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- Brad Pitt is retiring in three years. [Dlisted]

- Hollywood doesn’t have a dog in this fight. Look elsewhere for help. [Huffington Post]

- Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds aren’t rushing things at all. [Lainey Gossip]

- Found him – Carter Johnson is the 99%. [BuzzFeed]

- Maria Menounos with a bunch of half-naked chicks. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Katy Perry’s videos are almost as awful as her music. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Adam Sandler still raked in $26 million despite all of this. [FilmDrunk]

- Rihanna got beat up on this real estate deal worse than- I’ll stop right there. [Celebslam]

- Melanie Iglesias honors the troops. With her lady parts. [Popoholic]

- Here’s to hoping that Girls With Future Lower Back Problems are just as patriotic. [theCHIVE]

- Jessica Lowndes wishes that she was gay, or something that doesn’t really matter because she’s stripping. [TooFab]

- Michael J. Fox is still the shit. [TMZ]

- So many of Andy Samberg’s dreams came true in this video. [Heavy]

- Miley Cyrus equates being fat with being a woman. [Starpulse]

- Lil Wayne will knock your head off, homie. [Bossip]

- Jessica Biel found a way to sound really stupid and let everyone know they haven’t seen the last of her nakedness. [IDLYITW]

- The Sexiest Hockey Babe Pics Ever‬ [Bleacher Report]

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