Did Sofia Vergara’s Breasts Kill Brittany Murphy, Too? And Other News

November 14th, 2011 // 6 Comments

[Ed. Note: In case you don't get the headline. - SW]

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- Brad Pitt is retiring in three years. [Dlisted]

- Hollywood doesn’t have a dog in this fight. Look elsewhere for help. [Huffington Post]

- Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds aren’t rushing things at all. [Lainey Gossip]

- Found him – Carter Johnson is the 99%. [BuzzFeed]

- Maria Menounos with a bunch of half-naked chicks. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Katy Perry‘s videos are almost as awful as her music. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Adam Sandler still raked in $26 million despite all of this. [FilmDrunk]

- Rihanna got beat up on this real estate deal worse than- I’ll stop right there. [Celebslam]

- Melanie Iglesias honors the troops. With her lady parts. [Popoholic]

- Here’s to hoping that Girls With Future Lower Back Problems are just as patriotic. [theCHIVE]

- Jessica Lowndes wishes that she was gay, or something that doesn’t really matter because she’s stripping. [TooFab]

- Michael J. Fox is still the shit. [TMZ]

- So many of Andy Samberg‘s dreams came true in this video. [Heavy]

- Miley Cyrus equates being fat with being a woman. [Starpulse]

- Lil Wayne will knock your head off, homie. [Bossip]

- Jessica Biel found a way to sound really stupid and let everyone know they haven’t seen the last of her nakedness. [IDLYITW]

- The Sexiest Hockey Babe Pics Ever‬ [Bleacher Report]

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  1. skunk

    her breasts can kill me

  2. Richard McBeef

    The danger of suffucating in Vergara’s ample décolletage is far outweighed by the suicide risk associated with listening to her voice.

  3. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Happy Feet 2
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Wonder if that guy(?) in the bird suit was jacking it when she was hanging all over him.
    I’m thinking yes.

  4. kimmykimkim

    Those breasts aren’t killing anybody in that dress. They’re not even planning a homicide let alone actually committing one.

  5. Arzach

    1. Sofía es una mamacita rica.
    2. Michael J. Fox is my hero.
    3. Why the fuck everybody is bitching about Jessica Biel getting naked? That’s as masculine as crying after sex.

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