Did Kelly Brook Used to Have Eyebrows? And Other News.

September 21st, 2010 // 52 Comments

- Jodie Foster still hearts Mel Gibson. [Popeater]

- Holly Madison topless is a GREAT idea. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Hillary Clinton has lost her damn mind. [Dlisted]

- Kate Winslet’s new guy has to make Sam Mendes cry at night. Has to. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Tom Cruise will beat Robert Downey Jr. if he has to use both hands. And his mouth. [Lainey Gossip]

- Justin Bieber is a make-out machine. [IDLYITW]

- Rachel Bilson kissing a girl makes me rethink my stance on CBS sitcoms. [Popoholic]

- Antoine Dodson is done living where they rapin’ errbody. Nicely done, Internet. [BuzzFeed]

- Hugh Hefner bought a new girlfriend. [Celebslam]

- Halle Berry and Sofia Vergara were legally allowed in the same room? Jesus… [PopSugar]

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  1. Andrew

    other than the breasts… she does not look female

    what is wrong with her head.

  2. barroom hero

    The pattern on that dress is seriously fucked up…

  3. Parker

    I want to plumb the depths of her lush behind with my anxious boner.

    Does the above sentence qualify as contemporary literature?

  4. Cock Dr

    Fashion week sodomizes another pretty woman into freak show hair, makeup & clothing.
    That’s a helluva rack there. You don’t see those very often on the catwalk.

    • Vito

      I’m not sure I understand what you mean by “sodomizes (her) into freak show hair. She’s probably going home in that outfit with a $150K check in her purse.

      Hell, I, too, would wear a goofy outfit for a big chunk of change like that. Hell, I’d even shave my head.

      Oops. Too late.

      • Cock Dr

        They may have given her a pile of cash for the appearance, but they made her look BAD. And that’s a shame, because she is very pretty.

  5. Kelly Brook
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Those are some epic child bearing hips.

  6. Kelly Brook
    1990's
    Commented on this photo:

    put a paper bag over her head and you’ve got fap worthy material

  7. jt

    who the hell cares about eyebrows?

  8. anonym

    she’s looking old.

    nice body. but i’m starting to get tired of looking at her face

  9. Taz

    This is just weird

  10. suck it

    eww whyy? terrible dress and style.

  11. Cut that white circle out between the tits so i can slide on thru and fuck that rack guuuud lol

  12. Looking a bit old in the face and who fucked up those brows, WTF? She can wear whatever nobody cares. I would still bone her down. Front to back and side to side…

  13. I'm a Jerk

    I’ve always thought she looks like a hotter, curvier version of Amy Joe Johnson aka The Original Pink Ranger. Jennifer Garner is the she-male version of Amy Joe as well.

    • Drundel

      Thanks man, you just aged us.

      • I'm a Jerk

        Dude, who cares. I’m proud to admit I was in High School when Power Rangers first came on the air and I used to spank it to Amy Jo in those gymnastics outfits on the regular. I’m not here pretending to be some 20 year old and neither should you, dude.

    • Courageous

      Amy Joe still looks fine… she is on a Canadian show called Flashpoint. Good show.

  14. Hugh Gentry

    where is the new NSFW stuff MOTHER FUCKER!?!?

    • Kate with her tara stomach, snookie and her bobby baklava stomach, the plethora of man faces.. Been a lot of nsfw lately–not suitable for wanking. Tho the butt chests are curiously intriguing

  15. How could it be forbidden if its rough?

    Why did she let GaGa’s adherents do this to her face?

  16. Kelly Brook
    Dufus
    Commented on this photo:

    And some epic child-feeding boobs.

  17. Kelly Brook
    Commented on this photo:

    are those eyeballs and some kinda flowers on her dress? WTF?

    but….even a fucked-up dress can’t mess with the curves of those hips. gawd-DAMN….that is one hot lady…

  18. Doc Schweinstrudel

    Hey Fishster! Shouldn’t it be “Did Kelly Brook Use* to Have Eyebrows…” instead of “Did Kelly Brook Used to Have” but what can I know about grammar, since I am Russian.

  19. Kkaz

    She looks AWFUL!

  20. captain america

    nagative: THESE ARE A NEW SORT OF SUNGLASSES.

  21. Kelly Brook
    Obvious
    Commented on this photo:

    With tits like those you are actually looking at her eyebrows. Wtf is wrong with you?

  22. Obvious

    Any guy who notices anything else in these pics EXCEPT her tits, is full on gay.

  23. tony

    She looks a million times better than Christina Hendricks. Kelly is what the curvy really means and not the overweight Hendricks.

  24. Kerri

    she looks like she has a mustouche too. overall bad bad face but great body

  25. yawn

    she’s beginning to show that busted up look..

  26. Fundamentals of rough'ing

    Hey man, this site is not married to KB. We need something fresh to fawn over…

  27. ad nasuem

    She looks 40 in the face.

  28. Ben Doverman

    This is the hottest tranny I have ever seen! Who is s/he?

  29. Hugh Gentry

    her face looks like a burn victim.

  30. Jammy

    It looks like a man’s face on a female’s body!

  31. Kelly Brook
    Anon
    Commented on this photo:

    past the mounds of silicone all i can see are those stupid eyeballs.

  32. Kelly Brook
    serena
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks very old, what’s the problem !

  33. si_ex_pat

    Eyebrows???

    I didnt even know she had a head. I never looked above her neck before.

  34. Ebeneezer

    Giant tits can’t stop your face from looking like Skeletor, I see ….

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