Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher want baby

Superficial / August 16, 2005

In a recent interview with Harper’s Bazaar magazine, Demi Moore hinted that she and Ashton Kutcher were trying for a baby. When asked what the next step of her relationship would be, she replied, “The growth of our union. The growth of our family. Which is all the things we truly desire.”

I’m not sure if Demi realizes this, but she’s 42 and Ashton is 27. Last time I checked, a 15-year old girl having a baby with a 1-year old boy is pretty damn disgusting. And before you question my infallible reasoning skills, keep in mind that I have a Nobel prize in awesome, and that I’m never wrong.