Demi Moore Hospitalized For ‘Exhaustion’ And Yes, Exhaustion Means Drugs

January 25th, 2012 // 47 Comments
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For those of you wondering how Demi Moore‘s holding up after her divorce from Ashton Kutcher, not fucking well. TMZ reports she was hospitalized last night for substance abuse which her reps are actually trying to spin as “exhaustion” because no one hears that and goes, “So drugs, right? It’s drugs.” Never happens. Anyway, RadarOnline reports things are far worse and that Demi supposedly suffered a seizure from a combination of anorexia and pill-popping:

“She collapsed after having an epileptic seizure,” the source said about the frightening medical emergency.
Her dramatic weight loss has caused much speculation about her health and the source confirmed that this is one of the issues she is seeking treatment for.
“Demi is in getting treated for anorexia, as well as other issues that caused her seizure,” the source said.
“She has not taken care of her health at all lately and has lost a ton of weight.”

When reached for comment Ashton Kutcher responded, “Hold, on there’s a young, vibrant 23-year-old vagina blocking my phone. Now who was hospitalized for the what now? And if it’s Demi, she knows she’s not supposed to drive at night or drink regular coffee after 7. Goddamn hospice care…”

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  1. Deacon Jones

    Cocaine.

    Plan and simple.

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    Poison Ivy League
    Commented on this photo:

    Zoom in on this picture and please tell me what the yellow crusties are in the corners of her mouth.

  3. V

    “exhaustion”… ’cause being an unemployed has-been is such hard work. I think it’s cocaine, pills and booze. definitely explains her thin frame.

    such a blatant and stupid lie only means they’re terrified of people finding out the truth. it must be pretty shocking.

    what was she expecting with ashton? he was a known player and huge asshole to all his girlfriends. plus, no man is worth all these theatrics. nay, no PERSON is worth these theatrics.

  4. alex

    So I finally just watched the Harry Potter finale’. It was good.

    It must be fresh in my brain because Rumor is looking more and more like Voldemort…that nose is a dead on match.

  5. Juniper

    I see someone needs to create a sob story for next week’s front page article of People.

  6. Dude of Dudes

    I heard she needed emergency surgery but the hospital was out of scalpels. Luckily Rumer brought her chin along…

  7. DeucePickle

    Who cares, no one has ever died of taking too many prescription medications. Well, except for Elvis, Heath Ledger, Anna Nicole Smith, Michael Jackson, Brittany Murphy and only 1 or 2 others.

  8. Don’t I remember something similar happening in the late 80′s, where she ended up opening all the windows and trying to freeze herself to death, until Rob Lowe broke the door with a saxophone and saved her? I think Judd Nelson was there too. Mother issues, as I recall.

  9. I predict, when she bounces back from this “difficult time,” she will revert back to hard-core physical training (GI Jane) and end up looking something like Madonna in 10 years’ time.

  10. cc

    I have to confess, lately she’s looked like some weathered leather stretched over a coathanger frame.

  11. whip

    how is the food called she is eating?
    …….LAXATIVE?

  12. Schmidtler

    too bad she doesn’t have that lazy eye anymore – that was SEXY!

  13. And they mocked me for putting her on my DeadPool list. I just wish I had remembered Tracy Morgan and Jeremy London.

  14. Roman

    I wish she would do a sex tape instead… :(

  15. Demi Moore Skinny Rushed To Hospital Melanie Griffith
    rican
    Commented on this photo:

    Want to look super hot? Take a photo next to a botched plastic surgery old hag with a tattoo.

  16. rican

    I have a cure for her anorexia, my sperm.

  17. boing

    those teeth are getting too long

  18. VV

    Thank you for the Home Alone reference above the d-bag’s gallery.

  19. Unna

    Just look at her turkey neck, and what about that witch hair of hers. She needs a good hair cut, and to gain a little weight. Pathetic.

  20. Demi Moore Skinny Rushed To Hospital Rumer Willis
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like my mother/tranny fantasy come true!

  21. Bane

    I think she’s learned what all “cougars” eventually learn…..

    .

  22. Yeah, not cool kicking somebody when she’s down. Let’s wait until they wheel her out to her car all good as new in a hospital gown and so we can get a nice upskirt shot.

  23. JIzzanator

    With Ashton Kutcher gone from her life she no longer gets the protein shake. She was living on jizz. She was sucking cock, using the sperm as protein. Cut off the food supply and the body starts to weaken. She just needs a new dick. Give me a call Demi, I can fatten you up.

  24. Harry Khunte

    Getting ready for Striptease II? Too soon?

  25. The Royal Penis

    Of she was hospitalized for exhaustion, it’s tiring trying to be relevant when your entire career was a great rack, nice face, and being married to Bruce Willis.

    Now what does she have left? She ruined her rack/face by living on diet pills and Bruce Willis is gone.

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    Stewie Griffin
    Commented on this photo:

    He-Man sends his best wishes Skeletor!

  27. Miam Miam

    lol at the Home Alone reference!

  28. jenyjenjen

    Mad Men

  29. Jon and Kate plus Hate

    Who let Danica Patrick get so old?

  30. I am so disappointed in most of you whom have commented here. Haven’t you ever been with someone that EVERY person you know told you he/she was going to hurt you because they were a player, chippy, etc.? I have! You can’t help who you fall in Love with! It is sad to me that instead of saying things to support Demi, in what is OBVIOUSLY the hardest times I have seen her face, all I hear are awful, snide, berating, slanderous, disgusting, foul, and devastating remarks. I am sure that Demi has feelings just like the rest of us and this is very painful for her to have to endure as it is. Then to read this hurtful crap about herself and Ashton’s private life, that they themselves are the only 2 people who REALLY KNOW what happened, on every rag sheet and internet rag site has got to be killing her.
    Come on people where is your compassion for such a horrific situation she has found herself in? And to add insult to injury Ashton has gone on acting like NOTHING even bothers him. I know that kind of pain that Demi is going through. It makes you physically sick! So, as for me and saying mean and despicable things… I will wish Demi well. I hope that she can put some weight back on and start fresh with the confidence she had before she married Ashton.
    As for Ashton? I think he is going to grow old never knowing what really being loved and really loving someone feels like. I hope he will find that kind of love someday. Sadly though, his own behavior has shown every woman in the world that he is a player and an adulterer. He may never find a good woman who will take a chance on him, only a never ending line of trashy gold diggers lined up outside his door. The whole situation is sad and destructive. I wish them both well. However, I really hope Demi, with all the strength she can muster, will put her energy into getting well emotionally, mentally, and physically! It’s hard to be hurt so deeply and publically. So, instead of bashing her try supporting her at a time she really needs it!

  31. Demi Moore Skinny Rushed To Hospital Rumer Willis
    King Diamond
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    My God these two are hideous!

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