Deena Cortese Gave Us a Parting Gift

August 2nd, 2011 // 182 Comments

Sad news, everybody. The cast of Jersey Shore moved out of the beach house for the last time yesterday leaving a cannoli-shaped hole in our hearts that can only be filled with tanning oil and the clap. Fortunately, Deena Cortese saw fit to bless us one last time with the majestic brown canyon she calls an ass crack. (Fun Fact: That used to be a beach umbrella. Not a thong.) Also, Snooki wore a giant rabbit mask over her head the whole time which I’m sure is related somehow. “So at least half a pickle’s up there? I’m in.”

Adding… What you’re trying to think of right now is Station from Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey. Deena and Snooki are Station. I defy you to think of them otherwise from here on out.

Photo: INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. pr0n Legacy

    Nice to see her ass deepthroats.

  2. Note to Muslim terrorists. Bomb Jersey next.

  3. Facebook Me

    Cellulite and back fat to go with. Nice one Fish.

  4. Station Bill Ted Bogus Journey Deena Snooki Jersey Shore
    Cock Dr
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    WTF are those?

  5. Steelerchick

    Hey!! It’s lunch time here!!! I just threw up my turkey sangwich!!

  6. Mother Inferior

    Best show on television.

  7. Snooki Rabbit Head Jersey Shore
    Facebook Me
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    Hasn’t anyone told her vertical stripes make you look fat? I guess the reasoning for wearing the bunny head, to even her out. A douche is a douche, no matter what!

  8. Deena Cortese Upskirt Butt Jersey Shore
    Facebook Me
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    Disturbing. As in I need to wash my eyes out with bleach and drink the Kool Aid.

  9. flaccid forevermore

    thanks

  10. Vivian

    All my practice to improve my English learning and I can’t find the word to describe this….this….damn it !!how do you call that!!

  11. Snooki Rabbit Head Jersey Shore
    Mr. Fuck You
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    Easily, this is the most fuckable she’s ever been.

  12. help

    MY EYE – MY EYES …

  13. Deena Cortese Upskirt Butt Jersey Shore
    fx35
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    super massive tanhole not even light can escape that thing. so that’s why I felt major disturbance in spacetime while driving on the parkway last night

  14. Problem child

    I’d eat that ass!!!

  15. Seriously, why do Guido’s work out so much if this is what they are competing for?

  16. Alex

    I am extremely proud to say I’ve never watched one damn minute of that show. Not one. I didn’t contribute to the downfall. I can say that.

  17. all this whining seems an overreaction. tho i’ll admit her ass is gaining five pounds a post (not that i’m complaining). just.. want.. to… spank.. it… (the butt not the monkey)

  18. Compound9

    How the fuck do her arms have cankles?

  19. Station Bill Ted Bogus Journey Deena Snooki Jersey Shore
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    Bogus.

  20. Help

    Thanks MTV for making celebrities out of these hideous people who do absolutely nothing productive in society. Every time I close my eyes I see the disgusting ass!

    • Jillia

      There was a time when you had to be talented to be a celebrity. Then there was a time when you had to be smoking hot to be a celebrity. Now you don’t have to be talented OR good looking!! (Kesha are you reading this??!?)

  21. It never fails. The asses you actually WANT to see are shy as hell, and the ones that should be welded inside a burqa are bound and determined to flash those double-wide cellulite hamcheeks at every opportunity. You’d think the trail of melted eyeballs in their wake would clue their owners in, but no – in their heads they know how fine they really are.

  22. That Bastard Tony

    I guess she is one of those women that come to the beach wearing some shit that would look great on Miley Cyrus or even Jennifer Aniston, causing cyclists like me to wipe out at the sight of all that. Can you go into a diabetic coma if you look at that for too long?

    On another note, when MTV turned 10 (and even 20), they actually acknowledged it on their network with specials, retrospective specials and actual videos. Sad that they turned 30 yesterday and absolutely nothing happened.

  23. poo

    she looks like a warthog! oink

  24. Grand Dragon

    Her ass looks exactly like the asteroid Vesta:

    http://news.yahoo.com/scientists-stunned-surface-asteroid-vesta-204550456.html

    It’s an ass-teroid! Get it? Get it?

  25. Jackie

    If we could get Snooki and Deena to run really hard at each other they might form a Khloe Kardashian that will build us some good robot usses.

  26. LJ

    What happened to stars covering………..god that was just disgusting to see.

  27. Snooki Rabbit Head Jersey Shore
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    I guess this is the sign. The world will end in 28 days. My guess is a drug resistant gonorrhea pandemic.

  28. Snooki Rabbit Head Jersey Shore
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    Maybe scarf/glasses/makeup has been replaced by giant bunny head as the new preferred hiding-shit-you-did-to-your-face method.

  29. bing

    Please stop that ! Post something else !

  30. Can somebody please airdrop this tubbo into Somalia? One less annoying person on this Earth, a country fed, problems solved.

  31. Snooki Rabbit Head Jersey Shore
    JC
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    Snooki: “Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?”
    Frank: “Why do you wear that stupid Snooki suit?”

  32. Deena Cortese Upskirt Butt Jersey Shore
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    Hey Paulie, whatcha mean I’m acting like a bare assed fool?

  33. Snooki Rabbit Head Jersey Shore
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    Kill the Wabbit!

  34. Deena Cortese Upskirt Butt Jersey Shore
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    Paulie, does my hand make my ass look big?

  35. Snooki Rabbit Head Jersey Shore
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    Maybe crazy glue wasn’t such a good idea.

  36. I look back longingly on a time where you had to be talented and/or good-looking to be famous. It seems that now you can paint a racing stripe on a log of shit and it becomes audience-worthy.

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    Double D
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    Cthulhu came to Jersey?

  38. Deena Cortese Upskirt Butt Jersey Shore
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    No Deena, you look fine. Not a hair out of place.

  39. Snooki Rabbit Head Jersey Shore
    dotmatrix
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    She fucks like a bunny, might as well look like one too.

  40. Deena Cortese Upskirt Butt Jersey Shore
    lol
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    Black guy: imma be smackin dat ass tanight!

  41. Katie

    I was unaware they made thongs in size “elephant”.

  42. Deena Cortese Upskirt Butt Jersey Shore
    bassackward
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    HOLY CELLULITE Batman!

  43. Snooki Rabbit Head Jersey Shore
    bassackward
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    NEVER looked better! Now, if she’d only bunny-hop right off that cliff!

  44. Deena Cortese Upskirt Butt Jersey Shore
    bassackward
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    aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    my eyes….MY EYES!!!

  45. General Disarray

    What the fuck, I almost lost my lunch. Fish, you tricky bastard!!!
    Now I have to go pour bleach in my eyes.

  46. Snooki Rabbit Head Jersey Shore
    Big_Mike
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    Sexual Harrasment Panda’s gay cousin

  47. Snooki Rabbit Head Jersey Shore
    bassackward
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    no NO!… don’t look down you idiot…keep hopin!

  48. Deena Cortese Upskirt Butt Jersey Shore
    bassackward
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    does this house make my ass look big?

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