Sad news, everybody. The cast of Jersey Shore moved out of the beach house for the last time yesterday leaving a cannoli-shaped hole in our hearts that can only be filled with tanning oil and the clap. Fortunately, Deena Cortese saw fit to bless us one last time with the majestic brown canyon she calls an ass crack. (Fun Fact: That used to be a beach umbrella. Not a thong.) Also, Snooki wore a giant rabbit mask over her head the whole time which I’m sure is related somehow. “So at least half a pickle’s up there? I’m in.”
Adding… What you’re trying to think of right now is Station from Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey. Deena and Snooki are Station. I defy you to think of them otherwise from here on out.
Photo: INFdaily, Splash News
Nice to see her ass deepthroats.
i bet her g-string smells like chesseburgers and cherries
Note to Muslim terrorists. Bomb Jersey next.
bomb MTV for bringing this shit to life
Cellulite and back fat to go with. Nice one Fish.
WTF are those?
Hey!! It’s lunch time here!!! I just threw up my turkey sangwich!!
Best show on television.
Don’t get out much?
Watch tv outside much?
Hasn’t anyone told her vertical stripes make you look fat? I guess the reasoning for wearing the bunny head, to even her out. A douche is a douche, no matter what!
*horizontal
No, I’m afraid it’s both vertical and horizontal in her case….
Disturbing. As in I need to wash my eyes out with bleach and drink the Kool Aid.
thanks
All my practice to improve my English learning and I can’t find the word to describe this….this….damn it !!how do you call that!!
i’d call it a filthy manure combine.
I call it “why-oh-why-Fish-have-you-forsaken-us”.
I mean, no warning? No fucking warning?
Easily, this is the most fuckable she’s ever been.
MY EYE – MY EYES …
IT BUUUUURNS!
My SOUL!! again!!!
super massive tanhole not even light can escape that thing. so that’s why I felt major disturbance in spacetime while driving on the parkway last night
I’d eat that ass!!!
I’d eat that ass, provided we are talking about a plane crash scenario in the Andes.
you’ve got a problem then child!
Hope you’re hungry. There’s enough ass there to last for weeks.
Im guessing you are a brother
I’m guessing you’re wearing a klan outfit
that’s a bit harsh no? is it not well known that brothers like big bums?
Brothers tend to prefer big asses, but brothers do NOT eat the ass.
Seriously, why do Guido’s work out so much if this is what they are competing for?
No shit.
Homo-eroticism
Well, these gals are pretty much flabby trannies.
I am extremely proud to say I’ve never watched one damn minute of that show. Not one. I didn’t contribute to the downfall. I can say that.
I watched about 7 minutes of one show. You didn’t miss much.
all this whining seems an overreaction. tho i’ll admit her ass is gaining five pounds a post (not that i’m complaining). just.. want.. to… spank.. it… (the butt not the monkey)
How the fuck do her arms have cankles?
Bogus.
Thanks MTV for making celebrities out of these hideous people who do absolutely nothing productive in society. Every time I close my eyes I see the disgusting ass!
There was a time when you had to be talented to be a celebrity. Then there was a time when you had to be smoking hot to be a celebrity. Now you don’t have to be talented OR good looking!! (Kesha are you reading this??!?)
It never fails. The asses you actually WANT to see are shy as hell, and the ones that should be welded inside a burqa are bound and determined to flash those double-wide cellulite hamcheeks at every opportunity. You’d think the trail of melted eyeballs in their wake would clue their owners in, but no – in their heads they know how fine they really are.
I guess she is one of those women that come to the beach wearing some shit that would look great on Miley Cyrus or even Jennifer Aniston, causing cyclists like me to wipe out at the sight of all that. Can you go into a diabetic coma if you look at that for too long?
On another note, when MTV turned 10 (and even 20), they actually acknowledged it on their network with specials, retrospective specials and actual videos. Sad that they turned 30 yesterday and absolutely nothing happened.
No, there was a retrospective…on VH1 Classic. (No joke.)
wow.
I watched some of the retrospective they did too. I was thinking wow they’re playing videos! then I looked at the logo and thought, oh, fuckin figures.
You ride a bicycle? How quaint
It’s probably for exercise, which you apparently have a problem with. And he’d probably mow your fat ass down on his quaint little bicycle.
Yeah. I bike ride to and from work for exercise and to avoid paying for public transportation, gas and parking… all of which are very expensive in Chicago.
Some of us get off our asses and walk but whatever. Cycle (gag) away.
My gig is 8 miles away so that’d be a long ass walk.
she looks like a warthog! oink
Her ass looks exactly like the asteroid Vesta:
http://news.yahoo.com/scientists-stunned-surface-asteroid-vesta-204550456.html
It’s an ass-teroid! Get it? Get it?
I don’t get it
you’re dumb b
lol, I get it, it was my not very joke. I admit when I actually don’t get things.
Yaay Bianca! You’re baaaaack!
LOL I get it
If we could get Snooki and Deena to run really hard at each other they might form a Khloe Kardashian that will build us some good robot usses.
What happened to stars covering………..god that was just disgusting to see.
There was a star over it . . . but it shriveled and died.
I guess this is the sign. The world will end in 28 days. My guess is a drug resistant gonorrhea pandemic.
Maybe scarf/glasses/makeup has been replaced by giant bunny head as the new preferred hiding-shit-you-did-to-your-face method.
Please stop that ! Post something else !
Can somebody please airdrop this tubbo into Somalia? One less annoying person on this Earth, a country fed, problems solved.
Snooki: “Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?”
Frank: “Why do you wear that stupid Snooki suit?”
Ha!
539
Dead on. Someone’s been watching Donnie Darko.
Hey Paulie, whatcha mean I’m acting like a bare assed fool?
Kill the Wabbit!
Paulie, does my hand make my ass look big?
Paulie: No, but your ass make my weenie looks smaller than it is,,,
Maybe crazy glue wasn’t such a good idea.
I look back longingly on a time where you had to be talented and/or good-looking to be famous. It seems that now you can paint a racing stripe on a log of shit and it becomes audience-worthy.
I need to see that.
Cthulhu came to Jersey?
No Deena, you look fine. Not a hair out of place.
She fucks like a bunny, might as well look like one too.
Black guy: imma be smackin dat ass tanight!
I was unaware they made thongs in size “elephant”.
they’re called hippohuggers
HOLY CELLULITE Batman!
NEVER looked better! Now, if she’d only bunny-hop right off that cliff!
aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
my eyes….MY EYES!!!
Hurry! hit the Esc key…! too late
What the fuck, I almost lost my lunch. Fish, you tricky bastard!!!
Now I have to go pour bleach in my eyes.
Booty Butt Cheeks!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImK3gP2x0ig
Sexual Harrasment Panda’s gay cousin
no NO!… don’t look down you idiot…keep hopin!
…keep hoppin’!
Fixed.
does this house make my ass look big?
No, ’cause you are a fat pig already.