David Arquette: ‘Courteney Wouldn’t Have Sex With Me, So I Found This’

With word of Courteney Cox and David Arquette’s marriage ending, it didn’t take long to learn that he was the one who actually traded up and is somehow having sex with Jasmine Waltz up top. I know the obvious joke here is that women love money, but there’s nothing funny about the dead serious facts of life. At any rate, how do we know David had sex with Jasmine? He went on Howard Stern this morning and explained the whole break-up. Oh, good. Via TMZ:

Arquette explained that he and Courteney stopped having sex around one month before they started shooting “Scream 4″ in Michigan … and drifted from there.
He also claims Courteney was the one who insisted they try separating right after their 11th wedding anniversary back in June … after she told David that she was “tired of being your mother.”
David claims he still loves Courteney — and calls her one of the most amazing people on the planet.
David is also adamant that he never cheated on Courteney before the split — but admits he has had sex with rebound chick Jasmine Waltz … his “one conquest.”

David also revealed he hopes to patch things up with Courteney despite the fact he just told the entire world she wouldn’t have sex with him, so he went out and found someone hotter. While I consider that a romantic gesture, something tells me Courteney’s going to let hormones and human emotions distort the whole thing and make a big deal out of it. I mean, who doesn’t want to be painted as a frigid shrew? That’s Jennifer Aniston’s entire schtick.

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