Daphne Joy’s In A Bikini

You’re probably wondering how I can just go from a post defending Emma Watson and the virtues of feminism to Daphne Joy bikini photos, and it’s simple, really. I push “Publish,” and then people go, “Good heavens, are those ass and titties?” before clicking on each photo hundreds of thousands of times which somehow makes me money to write whatever bullshit I want. I have no idea how it keeps happening.

This has been another exciting installment of, “At Least I’m Not Dealing Drugs, Mom.”

Photos: Splash News