Let’s just get the Kardashians out of the way this morning, so we can move onto other topics that haven’t been erotically soiled upon in the pursuit of fame. In a new interview with British GQ, Daniel Craig found himself shitting all over America’s #1 moustachioed whore parade while discussing the benefits of privacy and how it’s fucking retarded to expect it back after doing reality television. So if you already find yourself moist in the pants for James Bond, now would be a good time to sit on a towel. (I’m using an old comforter.) Via HuffPo Celebrity:
“I think there’s a lot to be said for keeping your own counsel,” Craig tells the magazine. “You can’t buy it back. You can’t buy your privacy back. ‘Ooh, I want to be alone. ‘F*ck you. We’ve been in your living room. We were at your birth. You filmed it for us and showed us the placenta, and now you want some privacy?’”
In case he wasn’t clear enough that he was talking about the Kardashians — hey, reality shows blend together — he then emphasized his target.
“It’s a career. What can I tell you?” he continues. “It is a career; I’m not being cynical. And why wouldn’t you? Look at the Kardashians, they’re worth millions. Millions! I don’t think they were that badly off to begin with, but now look at them. You see that and you think, ‘What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a f*cking idiot on television and then you’ll pay me millions?’ I’m not judging it… Well I am obviously. I’m probably going to get visited by people from New Jersey.”
Of course, the saddest part of this story is that Daniel Craig actually knows who the Kardashians are, and I like to believe it’s not from a lack of trying. I’m talking he got on the Internet for the first time in his life right before this interview and went, “Bloody hell. They’re putting people who’ve been pissed on on the telly! Gentleman’s Quarterly will hear about this.” From there, it was a simple matter of telling Mary Poppins to ready the zeppelin, but first, a spot of tea!