Daniel Craig: The Kardashians Are ‘F**king Idiots’

November 30th, 2011 // 64 Comments
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Let’s just get the Kardashians out of the way this morning, so we can move onto other topics that haven’t been erotically soiled upon in the pursuit of fame. In a new interview with British GQ, Daniel Craig found himself shitting all over America’s #1 moustachioed whore parade while discussing the benefits of privacy and how it’s fucking retarded to expect it back after doing reality television. So if you already find yourself moist in the pants for James Bond, now would be a good time to sit on a towel. (I’m using an old comforter.) Via HuffPo Celebrity:

“I think there’s a lot to be said for keeping your own counsel,” Craig tells the magazine. “You can’t buy it back. You can’t buy your privacy back. ‘Ooh, I want to be alone. ‘F*ck you. We’ve been in your living room. We were at your birth. You filmed it for us and showed us the placenta, and now you want some privacy?’”
In case he wasn’t clear enough that he was talking about the Kardashians — hey, reality shows blend together — he then emphasized his target.
“It’s a career. What can I tell you?” he continues. “It is a career; I’m not being cynical. And why wouldn’t you? Look at the Kardashians, they’re worth millions. Millions! I don’t think they were that badly off to begin with, but now look at them. You see that and you think, ‘What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a f*cking idiot on television and then you’ll pay me millions?’ I’m not judging it… Well I am obviously. I’m probably going to get visited by people from New Jersey.”

Of course, the saddest part of this story is that Daniel Craig actually knows who the Kardashians are, and I like to believe it’s not from a lack of trying. I’m talking he got on the Internet for the first time in his life right before this interview and went, “Bloody hell. They’re putting people who’ve been pissed on on the telly! Gentleman’s Quarterly will hear about this.” From there, it was a simple matter of telling Mary Poppins to ready the zeppelin, but first, a spot of tea!

Photo: Getty


  1. doogleberg

    Awesome…simply awesome. Hats off, Mr. Craig.

  2. CaseWorker

    007 is spot on old chap!

  3. doogleberg

    First, btw…you motherfuckers.

  4. Bane

    Doesn’t he have a license to kill?

    Problem solved….

  5. God is Black

    Fuck me , I must be a psychic as I just quoted his 1st paragraph for the last post. 007 is the man!

  6. rough, tooling fishheads

    If reality TV is scripted as they say, then they are acting. Therefore, they should demand some privacy. That was totally uncalled for D.G. dissing a fellow thespian.

  7. Please, PLEASE someone put him and Mickey Rourke in a movie together. Think of the promotion tour press conferences…

  8. Do_Freebird

    Hey, I’m from Jersey, and all I’d like to do is buy the man a pint of beer.

  9. Deacon Jones

    Nah, the saddest part is the fact he thinks a couple goons in New Jersey give a fuck about those people.

  10. Cock Dr

    Goofyface Craig speaks the truth.

    • Richard McBeef

      goofy face or not, dude has a rugged hotness to him that pierces through the scarf wearing pussification of modern men.

      now where is that switch that turns the gay off? awww, there it is.



  11. Snack pack

    As a master thespian, Daniel Craig never steps out of character when filming a new movie. In this interview, you can see the elements of his new character: Dr. Obvious. For it is only Dr. Obvious who could tell us that the K-clan is a bunch of sniveling, whining, ass wipes.

  12. Frank Burns

    Dear Mr. Craig,

    Thank you for stating publicly what we’ve all thought privately. One can only hope that your perspective will take hold in general public opinion, and improve an increasingly seedy popular culture. Hopefully more public figures like yourself will speak up for higher standards in modern media.

    F. Burns

    p.s. – your wife is incredibly hot, and I hate that you have her and I don’t.

  13. The Royal Penis

    Good for Craig telling it like it is…he’s a bit late to the party, but better late than never.

  14. Dude of Dudes

    Give this man the Medal of Honor, the key to America, and a shotgun to go all Kurt Cobain on those bitches.

  15. Obvious or not, I admire and appreciate that Mr. Craig has the scrote to call it like it is on record.

  16. Fry

    Love this article!

  17. rican

    How can you get so much press for stating the obvious?

    • BE

      Because, we, as Americans, have propagated – as well as applauded – the carnival freak show that is “reality” TV. Notice I didn’t say “has become” – it just a new and easy way to watch a a can of worms churning to point and laugh. Starting with Paris Hilton – of course.

      The rest of the world thinks we’re vapid idiots – to the point of now commenting publicly. And I agree. Don’t scratch and claw to the top of sleaze mountain and then complain because people look up your skirt and laughing. You worked hard to publicly debase yourself – “enjoy” it.

      If you think I liked Daniel Craig before – now I truly love him!!!

  18. Venom

    Daniel Craig is officially my hero and possibly a god now.

  19. Archies_Leach

    Mr. Craig gets to shag Ms. Weisz now cause a Mr. Aronofsky kept stringing Ms. Weisz along.

  20. Toby Weymiller

    I would like to suck on Craig’s man boobs.

  21. Tristyn

    He’s my new hero!

  22. riptide

    He’s right. But he also looks like a very mean drunk for some reason. Must be the beard.

  23. The Critical Crassness

    Wow…A Brit with brains….nicely said, Mr. Craig.

  24. Michael

    What’s worse is that they’re fucking idiots fucking idiots, which yields FI Squared. This cannot be good for the future, even if it means a lot of entertainment for the masses.

  25. tasha

    HA HA i love it!!!

  26. Daniel Craig fails to answer one titillating question: “Fucking idiocy” aside, would you fuck ‘em?

  27. Ian Phlegming

    Well, so much for getting one of the Kardashians to play “Wookie Galore” in the next Bond film.

  28. Jaaaaaaaaaay

    Fucking Idol if you ask me, Go Daniel.

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