Daniel Craig Finally Brought His Wife to a Premiere and Other News

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- Somewhere, Courtney Stodden is screaming at her manager for not thinking of this first. [theCHIVE]

- This burglar should start buying lottery tickets. All of them. [Starpulse]

- Remember how well abstaining from sex worked for Catholic priests? They’d like all gays to do that now. No, really. [Bossip]

- Unless this chick has a felt anus, she stands no chance with Jason Segel. [Huffington Post]

- Taylor Swift might join the cast of Les Miserables. [Dlisted]

- Michael Fassbender and the most cavalier response ever to a question about strange ass. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jojo + See Through Dress = Twitter Win [Hollywood Tuna]

- Cameron Diaz’s man-back is testing the limits of this bikini. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Demi Moore talks about her body which is in no way related to why Ashton Kutcher couldn’t stop having unprotected hot tub sex with younger, hotter women. [TooFab]

- Rachel McAdams took her pants off for Glamour. [Popoholic]

- Elin Nordegren knows the best way to get rid of the smell of whore mixed with Subway meatballs. [TMZ]

- Kristen Wiig can’t think of anything funnier than pooping in a sink is how I read this. [FilmDrunk]

- Marc Anthony’s skeledong is harnessing the power of Venezuelan model vagina now. [IDLYITW]

- Britney Spears can’t take her eyes off of the glittery object on her hand. The same can be said for laser pointers, flashlights, shadows… [Just Jared]

- Who ordered the younger version of Angelina Jolie with a Spanish accent? [BuzzFeed]

- Best of MMA 2011: Jon Jones is Fighter of the Year. I’ll be honest, I have no idea who this man is. [Heavy]

- The 50 Funniest Faces in Sports: They’re shitting right? Please tell me they’re all shitting. [Bleacher Report]

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