Hey, Warner Bros, Here’s Your Lex Luthor

With the rumors of Bryan Cranston playing Lex Luthor in Batman Vs. Superman being shot down by reports that his first post-Breaking Bad role will be Trumbo, fanboys hoping for a Walter White Lex are obviously disappointed. So allow me to suggest an even better alternative: Damian Lewis, baby. BOOM. Don’t get me wrong, I love me some Mr. White, but take a minute to consider Bald Brody here up against Henry Cavill’s Supes, and tell me you don’t see it working. Also, if you’re fan of the comics, you know Lex Luthor is a ginger, and that women are terrified by such knowledge. I once saw one throw her vagina in a lake.

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