That’s Dakota Johnson Topless Alright
We already championed women once this morning, so why not do it again with these Dakota Johnson topless photos? They’re a celebration of the female body, and it’s not like she’s filming some shitty third installment to a shitty book series that was originally online fan-fic about Edward Cullen if Edward Cullen was a hedge fund manager that’s way into fisting instead of however the hell Mormons have sex. Butter churns? I bet it involves butter churns.
*reads photo caption for the first time* Sonofabitch…