Daisy De La Hoya set to make out with high school seniors on TV

October 13th, 2008 // 97 Comments

You know it’s a holiday when I’m posting about Rock of Love rejects. Daisy De La Hoya is getting her own reality show on VH1 titled Daisy of Love. (I hope somebody got a raise for that.) The show will air Spring 2009 and right now casting is underway at Daisyoflovecasting.com. However, the producers must be shitting themselves because the top contenders can’t even legally drink. People reports:

The profile with the most votes (330 currently) belongs to m1kee26, who says he’s 18 and from Staten Island, N.Y.
“I love to go out and have a great time,” he writes. “I am a fan of all the vh1 reality shows. My favorite so far was I love Money. I enjoy playing basketball, baseball and bowling. I am a liberal arts major and planning on become a Physical Therapist later on.”
Nate, also 18, from State College, Penn., is in a distant second place with 120 votes and writes: “I would love to go on this show and meet Daisy, since I know we’ve both been through a lot. I haven’t had much luck with love in my life, so going on this show and meeting a beautiful woman may be just what I need.”

Man, I feel bad for Nate. Eighteen years old and thinking he’s about to fall in love with a stripper on a reality show. Poor kid. Somebody should probably take him aside and let him know how these things work before he gets his heart broken. Unless, of course, he shoots hedge funds out of his penis, then maybe

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  1. Jeff

    She’d roll those little boys around like a crocodile rolling a gazelle.

  2. Ram Punchington

    Ha. I bet this chick LOVES her life.

  3. Miss Kitty

    Whore!

  4. PunkA

    This has bad idea written all over it. 18 year old guys with no social skills that would rather jerk to porn and blog than actually talk to a real girl getting a shot at dates and action with an immature and psycho stripper on TV?

    Wait, did I say bad idea? This might be teh best TV idea EVER!!!!

  5. Jon

    “Unless, of course, he shoots hedge funds out of his penis”

    Come on, you’re better than that…

  6. @3, you make that sound like a bad thing..

  7. Shawn

    Who the hell is that chick and can she suck a golfball through a garden hose?

  8. Uhm,.. your crappy advertisements autorun video and audio files when I click in the page, please make that go away.

  9. @7, I think she can suck a bowling ball through a garden hose

  10. They should totally have Veggie of Love…

    Sorry, Veg, couldn’t resist..

  11. Where have you been FRIST?? I liked your troll’s racist comments this morning. They were pretty funny.

  12. cdawg

    yikes stripes.

    so, lemme get this straight…there are high school guys out there who want to put their penises inside the same VD infected clap trap that has known a penis owned by that old, retarded herpes fest, Brett Michaels?

    how is that normal? and aren’t there enough skanks on staten island to bang that don’t require that you triple up on condoms to avoid a sexually transmitted plague?

  13. veggi

    Good afternoon FRIST!!! Jimbo!!!

    Hmmm, Veggi of Love….. sounds like a bad porn without the sex.. or a cooking show.. without the sex..

  14. Well, you likes em young these days (who doesn’t)..

    Hey Jimbo!!! How’s thangs? Ew, my fucked in the head troll was out today?? No wonder I keep getting hate mail on my myspace page..

    Fuckers

  15. Kahlee

    She makes Jodi Marsh look classy and restrained

  16. Vince Lombardi

    If Criss Angel and Christina Aguilera had a baby, it would look like this dame.

  17. mike

    Nate’s first sexual experience is going to like Jimbo’s. Except it’ll be with a stripper on a reality show and not with his uncle on the spacious bench seat of his Buick Roadmaster.

  18. Hey FRIST and Veggi, is there something wrong with them young? Both of your trolls were out this morning. Mine slept in..

    Where are we drinking today??

  19. Can you think of a more worthless channel than this VH1…not one original idea ever!!!

  20. supersex

    this bitch deserves a NO COMMENT

  21. @19, Kind of like you..

  22. You don’t really believe that do you#21? loser

  23. me

    @21
    You’re so stupid, you gave your uncle a blowjob ’cause he said it’d help his dole benefits.

  24. Please, My grandfather has wittier comments that you bitch!!

  25. Seriously, I don’t even get #23′s joke.
    So, not funny to me!
    Somebody tell me WHY some of our comments are getting linked to shit?

  26. Can someone translate this for me please. For the last month, I’ve been trying to get laid and EVERY night it’s something new….I don’t get it. Maybe you all can help?

    1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that.
    2. Ahhhh, it’s cute.
    3. Why don’t we just cuddle?
    4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
    5. Make it dance.
    6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
    7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
    8. It’s OK, we’ll work around it.
    9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
    10. Oh no… a flash headache.
    11. (giggle and point)
    12. Can I be honest with you?
    13. How sweet, you brought incense.
    14. This explains your car.
    15. Maybe if we water it, it’ll grow.
    16. Why is God punishing me?
    17. At least this won’t take long.
    18. I never saw one like that before.
    19. But it still works, right?
    20. It looks so unused.
    21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
    22. Why don’t we skip right to the cigarettes?
    23. Are you cold?
    24. If you get me real drunk first.
    25. Is that an optical illusion?
    26. What is that?
    27. It’s a good thing you have so many other talents.
    28. Does it come with an air pump?
    29. So this is why you’re supposed to judge people on personality.
    30. I guess this makes me the early bird!!!

  27. Seriously, I don’t even get #23′s joke.
    So, not funny to me!
    Somebody tell me WHY some of our comments are getting linked to shit?

  28. your grandad, didn’t kill himself of shame did he jimmy?

  29. Vendela

    That is Marilyn Manson, right?

  30. me

    @24
    I doubt it. That was SO much fun! Later DICKHOLE!

  31. You guys are driving me to drink…Diet Pepsi..

  32. Wasn’t jimbo hanging sexy pleasantries with this blogger how could it gone so wrong,,,,you might be more of a loser than veggi…

  33. WTF, Did all the trolls jump in at once?

    @28, no dip shit, he lived to be 102

  34. @32 Damn RD, you are just so witty. Dickhole, they are called trolls. Do I need to explain to you want a troll is??

  35. me

    @32 NO, she was not! She was making small talk and some ASSFUCK had to go and start being a prick. See what happens when you try to be nice.

  36. Still Boooooored.. maybe I’ll check out what my racist troll said earlier. Jimbo, what post was it on??

  37. When I pull my penis between my legs and look down, I have camel toe. Have any of you guys ever done the before?

  38. me

    Ask Jimbo what a troll is! Come on’ ask him! Like anyone knows better. LMFAO!!!!!

  39. hahaha Hey jimbo dont be mad at me cause your “Trolls” are more interesting than you…

  40. @35 The ASSFUCK you were refering to was a troll and not me..

  41. veggi

    rough daddy = scary retarded.. seriously rough dipshit, how do you not walk into walls all the time??

    I’m bored too FRIST!!! I’m out.. Meet you for margaritas later..

  42. Yeah, ok veggi, corner of drunk and happy as always..

  43. @39 Sometimes they are, but they are always more interesting than you!!

  44. I get great satisfaction when someone like #37 would take time and type under my name,,,the only organization I feel bad for is the U.S. workforce…

  45. @44 They are ashamed to have you part of them too..

  46. me

    @37…Seriously….that’s hilarious.

  47. What are you trying to say Veggi? youre not more of a loser than JImbo?

  48. me

    Are you boys having fun yet?

  49. me

    So lemme get this straigth; #47 didn’t really say that about pulling his dick between his legs? It was a TROLL? Damn…cuz that was funny. I thought you were trying to break up the tension. Hee Hee!! I think it worked.

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