You know it’s a holiday when I’m posting about Rock of Love rejects. Daisy De La Hoya is getting her own reality show on VH1 titled Daisy of Love. (I hope somebody got a raise for that.) The show will air Spring 2009 and right now casting is underway at Daisyoflovecasting.com. However, the producers must be shitting themselves because the top contenders can’t even legally drink. People reports:
The profile with the most votes (330 currently) belongs to m1kee26, who says he’s 18 and from Staten Island, N.Y.
“I love to go out and have a great time,” he writes. “I am a fan of all the vh1 reality shows. My favorite so far was I love Money. I enjoy playing basketball, baseball and bowling. I am a liberal arts major and planning on become a Physical Therapist later on.”
Nate, also 18, from State College, Penn., is in a distant second place with 120 votes and writes: “I would love to go on this show and meet Daisy, since I know we’ve both been through a lot. I haven’t had much luck with love in my life, so going on this show and meeting a beautiful woman may be just what I need.”
Man, I feel bad for Nate. Eighteen years old and thinking he’s about to fall in love with a stripper on a reality show. Poor kid. Somebody should probably take him aside and let him know how these things work before he gets his heart broken. Unless, of course, he shoots hedge funds out of his penis, then maybe…
Jeff | October 13, 2008 at 2:34 pm
She’d roll those little boys around like a crocodile rolling a gazelle.
Ram Punchington | October 13, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Ha. I bet this chick LOVES her life.
Miss Kitty | October 13, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Whore!
PunkA | October 13, 2008 at 2:38 pm
This has bad idea written all over it. 18 year old guys with no social skills that would rather jerk to porn and blog than actually talk to a real girl getting a shot at dates and action with an immature and psycho stripper on TV?
Wait, did I say bad idea? This might be teh best TV idea EVER!!!!
Jon | October 13, 2008 at 2:48 pm
“Unless, of course, he shoots hedge funds out of his penis”
Come on, you’re better than that…
Jimbo | October 13, 2008 at 2:51 pm
@3, you make that sound like a bad thing..
Shawn | October 13, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Who the hell is that chick and can she suck a golfball through a garden hose?
Banquo | October 13, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Uhm,.. your crappy advertisements autorun video and audio files when I click in the page, please make that go away.
Jimbo | October 13, 2008 at 2:54 pm
@7, I think she can suck a bowling ball through a garden hose
FRIST!!! | October 13, 2008 at 2:59 pm
They should totally have Veggie of Love…
Sorry, Veg, couldn’t resist..
Jimbo | October 13, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Where have you been FRIST?? I liked your troll’s racist comments this morning. They were pretty funny.
cdawg | October 13, 2008 at 3:09 pm
yikes stripes.
so, lemme get this straight…there are high school guys out there who want to put their penises inside the same VD infected clap trap that has known a penis owned by that old, retarded herpes fest, Brett Michaels?
how is that normal? and aren’t there enough skanks on staten island to bang that don’t require that you triple up on condoms to avoid a sexually transmitted plague?
veggi | October 13, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Good afternoon FRIST!!! Jimbo!!!
Hmmm, Veggi of Love….. sounds like a bad porn without the sex.. or a cooking show.. without the sex..
FRIST!!! | October 13, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Well, you likes em young these days (who doesn’t)..
Hey Jimbo!!! How’s thangs? Ew, my fucked in the head troll was out today?? No wonder I keep getting hate mail on my myspace page..
Fuckers
Kahlee | October 13, 2008 at 3:14 pm
She makes Jodi Marsh look classy and restrained
Vince Lombardi | October 13, 2008 at 3:17 pm
If Criss Angel and Christina Aguilera had a baby, it would look like this dame.
mike | October 13, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Nate’s first sexual experience is going to like Jimbo’s. Except it’ll be with a stripper on a reality show and not with his uncle on the spacious bench seat of his Buick Roadmaster.
Jimbo | October 13, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Hey FRIST and Veggi, is there something wrong with them young? Both of your trolls were out this morning. Mine slept in..
Where are we drinking today??
Rough Daddy | October 13, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Can you think of a more worthless channel than this VH1…not one original idea ever!!!
supersex | October 13, 2008 at 3:29 pm
this bitch deserves a NO COMMENT
Jimbo | October 13, 2008 at 3:30 pm
@19, Kind of like you..
Rough Daddy | October 13, 2008 at 3:33 pm
You don’t really believe that do you#21? loser
me | October 13, 2008 at 3:37 pm
@21
You’re so stupid, you gave your uncle a blowjob ’cause he said it’d help his dole benefits.
Jimbo | October 13, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Please, My grandfather has wittier comments that you bitch!!
FRIST!!! | October 13, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Seriously, I don’t even get #23′s joke.
So, not funny to me!
Somebody tell me WHY some of our comments are getting linked to shit?
Jimbo | October 13, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Can someone translate this for me please. For the last month, I’ve been trying to get laid and EVERY night it’s something new….I don’t get it. Maybe you all can help?
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it’s cute.
3. Why don’t we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It’s OK, we’ll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no… a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it’ll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won’t take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don’t we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It’s a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you’re supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the early bird!!!
FRIST!!! | October 13, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Seriously, I don’t even get #23′s joke.
So, not funny to me!
Somebody tell me WHY some of our comments are getting linked to shit?
Rough Daddy | October 13, 2008 at 3:42 pm
your grandad, didn’t kill himself of shame did he jimmy?
Vendela | October 13, 2008 at 3:43 pm
That is Marilyn Manson, right?
me | October 13, 2008 at 3:46 pm
@24
I doubt it. That was SO much fun! Later DICKHOLE!
FRIST!!! | October 13, 2008 at 3:51 pm
You guys are driving me to drink…Diet Pepsi..
Rough Daddy | October 13, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Wasn’t jimbo hanging sexy pleasantries with this blogger how could it gone so wrong,,,,you might be more of a loser than veggi…
Jimbo | October 13, 2008 at 3:52 pm
WTF, Did all the trolls jump in at once?
@28, no dip shit, he lived to be 102
Jimbo | October 13, 2008 at 3:56 pm
@32 Damn RD, you are just so witty. Dickhole, they are called trolls. Do I need to explain to you want a troll is??
me | October 13, 2008 at 3:57 pm
@32 NO, she was not! She was making small talk and some ASSFUCK had to go and start being a prick. See what happens when you try to be nice.
FRIST!!! | October 13, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Still Boooooored.. maybe I’ll check out what my racist troll said earlier. Jimbo, what post was it on??
Rough Daddy | October 13, 2008 at 3:58 pm
When I pull my penis between my legs and look down, I have camel toe. Have any of you guys ever done the before?
me | October 13, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Ask Jimbo what a troll is! Come on’ ask him! Like anyone knows better. LMFAO!!!!!
Rough Daddy | October 13, 2008 at 4:01 pm
hahaha Hey jimbo dont be mad at me cause your “Trolls” are more interesting than you…
Jimbo | October 13, 2008 at 4:02 pm
@35 The ASSFUCK you were refering to was a troll and not me..
veggi | October 13, 2008 at 4:02 pm
rough daddy = scary retarded.. seriously rough dipshit, how do you not walk into walls all the time??
I’m bored too FRIST!!! I’m out.. Meet you for margaritas later..
FRIST!!! | October 13, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Yeah, ok veggi, corner of drunk and happy as always..
Jimbo | October 13, 2008 at 4:05 pm
@39 Sometimes they are, but they are always more interesting than you!!
Rough Daddy | October 13, 2008 at 4:06 pm
I get great satisfaction when someone like #37 would take time and type under my name,,,the only organization I feel bad for is the U.S. workforce…
Jimbo | October 13, 2008 at 4:08 pm
@44 They are ashamed to have you part of them too..
me | October 13, 2008 at 4:10 pm
@37…Seriously….that’s hilarious.
Rough Daddy | October 13, 2008 at 4:10 pm
What are you trying to say Veggi? youre not more of a loser than JImbo?
Jimbo | October 13, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Thank you..
me | October 13, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Are you boys having fun yet?
me | October 13, 2008 at 4:14 pm
So lemme get this straigth; #47 didn’t really say that about pulling his dick between his legs? It was a TROLL? Damn…cuz that was funny. I thought you were trying to break up the tension. Hee Hee!! I think it worked.