Possibly because her face doesn’t look like an over-tanned garden gnome pumped full of collagen, here’s 45-year-old Daisy Fuentes in Miami yesterday looking way better than the 42-year-old Gabrielle Anwar who almost got me stabbed with a copy of Fifty Shades of Grey for not saying she looked fucking gorgeous for her age. Folks, I appreciate older woman, and I also appreciate women who don’t inexplicably have a gut and washboard abs at the same time. I’m strange and mysterious that way, like the type your daddy warned you about. “That boy collects dolls,” he probably said ignorant to the subtle, yet sensual nuances of trying to convince women those action figures are for, uh.. your nephew, so please stop messing up their battle poses.
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A little meat on the bones is the goal ladies. Don’t starve, don’t super size
WTF! She’s a fatty. yOU must be a fatty too
Ha ha ha. Yes. Men are all fatties. And women like Daisy Fuentes are desired while you cry at home alone. Bastards.
WTF! You pasty basement dweller you couldn’t even score a fatty if you tried. Keep your standards low. WTF!!!!!
Whoa! Hunger’s a bitch
Kate…just STFU …
Wahhhh, Wahhhh. Wahhh.
Cry me a river. Kate you know damn good and well you weigh 300 pounds and need a crane to get out of the house.
STFU and stick your head in a tub of water and don’t come up for air.
Wow, someone didn’t do well at Weight Watchers this week.
The suit is an eyesore. A nice bikini would be more flattering.
Why so we can see her cellulite and fat rolls? She’s a garbage bag
No, you need a garbage bag over your head. Tie it tightly around the neck and don’t poke any air holes in it. Problem solved.
Foot ball player shoulders. Real attractive
Football honey. Ask Dad how to write it. I know there is no other man in your life . . .
S’okay, I’ll sack that quarterback.
She’s still got curves. I like the view.
Kate = Gabrielle Anwar. There is no other explanation.
Ding! Ding! Ding! Tell YoMamma what she’s won!
Agree she is gross and block shaped. she has NO curves… my god look at how straight and shapeless her entire back is….she has no waist or hips….being chubby does not = curves.
So I love how guys are like “women all hate each other, all the time blah blah tiny penis” and then you go on comparing them solely based on looks. Like, would you post about how Christian Bale looks way better than that Captain America dude?
Nope, cuz everyone knows the Captain America dude is totes the hottest!
She’s a lovely looking women. Look’s amazing for her age,a lot of 20yr old’s would love to be as beautiful as she is. Cuban’s do it better’ Snap!
That’s damn nice!!!
I was just wondering about her the other day. She still gets my motor running. Please, may I have some more?
bitch looking good!
“Daisy Fuentes In A Bikini Is 3 Years Older Than Gabrielle Anwar, Looks Way Better”
Well played, SW. Well, played.
I’ve always had a thing for Daisy and she still looks damn good!
fuck yeah I’ve had a girl crush on her for like 15 years lol
How does Kelly Broke’s body get so much attention for being “fuller” and this woman gets crap! AND she is about 15 years older! Go Daisy!
Larger boobs
I get that, but to call Daisy FAT? people are really screwed up! Oh and BTW, I didnt intentionally mean to type “broke” lol!
I think the only one calling her fat is Kate and she is a jealous bitch.
She looks great but I prefer the athletic, toned body of Garbrielle. GA’s pic # 27 sold me.
Jeez – You can now add The Superficial to the majority of internet entertainment providers that does not know what the fuck they are talking about or the difference in a bikini and a regular swimsuit.
I don’t care what some people say if you’re a guy and don’t want to fuck her you’re gay. I’d fuck her and let Kate watch.
Gabrielle is much, much sexier.
I used to have it so bad for her, she’s still got it!
I ain’t kicking either of them out of my backseat of my broken car in my mom’s backyard!
wow
i dont think she looks any better than gabrielle. atleast GA doesnt giggle when she walks down the beach
I take Gabrielle over Daisy. That Daisy chick once dated that Luis Miguel singer. You have to be one disgusting bitch to date that dude or even worst to do him. Yikes
Daisy’s been killin’ it for 20 years. Ladies – clean living and not acting like a skank in public does wonders for the body.
I used to jerk off to Daisy on a daily basis years ago when she was on MTV. She still looks great. I’d love to drill her every orifice if I could.
I wouldn’t do the same to Gabrielle. Gabrielle would get it in her tight anus though if Daisy wouldn’t let me. Gabrielle looks like she probably loves putting things up her butt.