Criss Angel & Holly Madison thing is really happening

I pretty much assumed Holly Madison dating Criss Angel was some sort of cruel tabloid joke to make me think there isn’t a God. Turns out it wasn’t. The two attended the grand opening last night of Criss’ Cirque Du Soleil show Believe where the magical douchebag extraordinaire had nothing but praise for Holly, according to People:

“This is one of the most special evenings for me in my life and I can not think of a more beautiful person, a more special person, inside and out, than Holly to spend it with.”
When asked how he and Madison got together, he replied, “I got lucky. I didn’t have a date and so she said, ‘I’ll come’. She makes me look good.”

He then added: “Even better, I don’t have to pay those ridiculous Playboy prices anymore. I mean, Jesus, it’s not like their vaginas lay gold bricks. Love ya, honey.”

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