I pretty much assumed Holly Madison dating Criss Angel was some sort of cruel tabloid joke to make me think there isn’t a God. Turns out it wasn’t. The two attended the grand opening last night of Criss’ Cirque Du Soleil show Believe where the magical douchebag extraordinaire had nothing but praise for Holly, according to People:
“This is one of the most special evenings for me in my life and I can not think of a more beautiful person, a more special person, inside and out, than Holly to spend it with.”
When asked how he and Madison got together, he replied, “I got lucky. I didn’t have a date and so she said, ‘I’ll come’. She makes me look good.”
He then added: “Even better, I don’t have to pay those ridiculous Playboy prices anymore. I mean, Jesus, it’s not like their vaginas lay gold bricks. Love ya, honey.”
Snicks | November 1, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Nice Playboy watch.
Crystal | November 1, 2008 at 4:46 pm
I guess anyone looks good after you just broke up with Hef…Criss is fugly!!! Holly can do way better than that.
Natalia | November 1, 2008 at 4:47 pm
BOOOOOOOOO
dragon43078 | November 1, 2008 at 4:48 pm
A usless skank with a worthless scam artist.
Doggy Style | November 1, 2008 at 4:52 pm
I live in Vegas I’ve been to his live Luxor show (thats where its at) and it absolutely sucks people have walked out asked for money back and boood his bitch ass (I walked out pissed, thinking fish was right this guy is a fucken douchebag) , its like he doesn’t even try, its all done with stupid cameras, he’ll disappear on screen and appear on screen somewhere else, thats not magic thats fucken retarded. The Cirque Du Soleil part is cool, but I still walked out. BICTHES all of them
jonny monstikio | November 1, 2008 at 5:00 pm
This guy embodies the word DOUCHE.
Ms.Mala | November 1, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Holly looks beautiful:)
Guy | November 1, 2008 at 5:22 pm
As a catholic I am very offended by him wearing Rosarys as I what I asume to be merely a fashion.
Pffftt…..
riz | November 1, 2008 at 5:23 pm
i never thought holly was pretty at all until these pics. maybe it’s because she’s standing next to criss angel though. or maybe it’s because she’s not playing house with an 80 year old perve.
MILA | November 1, 2008 at 5:32 pm
ugh id give anything to be her !!!!!!
MILA | November 1, 2008 at 5:34 pm
criss angel is so hottttttttt
wow
1moreidiotintheworld | November 1, 2008 at 5:36 pm
another average looking bleach-blonde bimbo with no ass hanging out with a faggot wannabe loser….. shit, like there are’nt enough of these couples around already…….yaaaaaawwwnnnn!
ekki_skila | November 1, 2008 at 5:40 pm
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
what were we talking about?
amanda | November 1, 2008 at 6:35 pm
i’d consider holly a positive influence, already shes hidden his jewelery ;)
ian239 | November 1, 2008 at 7:34 pm
She probably licks his a$$ and then bangs him with a dildo… that’s what he seems to be into
Sonya Thompson | November 1, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Holly makes me SICK!!!!! I think she should go back and play house with Hef!!
Criss can do BETTER THAN HER!!!!
Sonya Thompson | November 1, 2008 at 8:08 pm
Holly makes me sick!! I think she should go back and play house with Hef!!!! Criss can do much better than her!!!!! Wonder how long it will be before she tells Criss she wants to get married and have kids?????!!!!!!
boo | November 1, 2008 at 8:22 pm
Criss Angel = Douchebag Exraordinaire
Catholic rosaries & crosses = christian junk worship
Balls McCoy | November 1, 2008 at 8:25 pm
first, fuck you boo.
second, Holly’s watch is big enough that she can clearly see that her time is up.
Amy Winehouse | November 1, 2008 at 8:28 pm
Pray for mimi
britney's weave | November 1, 2008 at 8:43 pm
okay, i would actually rather holly and hef reproduce than holly and criss. i mean, who spells their name like that. at least the child would have had half a brain had hef been the father…
vinny | November 1, 2008 at 9:31 pm
Douchebag looks like 4 million other duds from joisy.
E. Norma Stitz | November 1, 2008 at 9:34 pm
Gold-digger meets scam artist.
Las Vegas is full of Horn-dogs | November 1, 2008 at 10:11 pm
Who cares……….Maybe he’ll actually get lucky with her! That is if he applies her with enough alcohol, so he can have his way with her. Hef is still better looking than this guy, and when Hef was this weirdo’s age, he was fucking hot!
RichPort ( Has Worn Out Hundreds Of Kneepads ) | November 1, 2008 at 11:07 pm
I’d make Criss schlong disappear, then reappear, then disappear, … you get the picture.
It’s not that I’m gay, not that there’s anything wrong with that. It’s just that’s how I roll. I smoke a little pole, so SueMe, fags.
sporkdevil | November 1, 2008 at 11:49 pm
Why is everyone so surprised? She has had an 80+ year old millionaire for years, between 2 other girls, so clearly her thinking is screwed up, and she is simply happy to have a millionaire who is only 30 something, which helps her blur the whole douche bag thing.
Really, even I think less of her, but I can’t so much blame her. Hopefully she will make a full recovery from insanity and start banging someone with some talent, or me. Either one is cool.
justtheobvious | November 2, 2008 at 12:11 am
He’s a douche bag
KOT | November 2, 2008 at 12:18 am
He needs to be blasted on hotchickswithdouchebags.com!
He’s a cheese-dick mother fucker!
Lisa | November 2, 2008 at 1:08 am
Holly was all about the pink flashy outfits and dresses. Now she is wearing gothic black? Can’t people just stay who they are instead of changing into what other people think they like. Like Paris and Benji. Paris write poetry now, to be a hipster, and she sucks. All these girls are fakes. Again, it is Hollywood though.
gerard Vandenberg | November 2, 2008 at 1:14 am
DAMN, she has quite a strange taste of men, folks!!
Earth Angel | November 2, 2008 at 1:29 am
When is he gonna make his baby teeth disappear???? He has lil Baby teeth!! LOL!!!!!! She’s a fake ass skank! They both suck!
hi | November 2, 2008 at 3:02 am
She has to make the corpse dust of Hefner disappear from her vagina somehow, doesn’t she?!?
Bewilderment | November 2, 2008 at 3:18 am
Of all the douches she could have gone out with she had to pick the biggest of them all?
Bewilderment | November 2, 2008 at 3:19 am
Of all the douches she could have gone out with she had to pick the biggest of them all?
hoteles | November 2, 2008 at 5:14 am
She is beautiful.
www.elestupidez.com | November 2, 2008 at 9:59 am
she’s looking fat
missy | November 2, 2008 at 10:42 am
ugh chris is so creepy ugly i would f hef any day over him
Sport | November 2, 2008 at 10:51 am
The word douche wasnt made for vinegar and water – it was made for this fucking homo.
golden | November 2, 2008 at 1:21 pm
His teeth look like rotten corn
Rita | November 2, 2008 at 5:30 pm
What’s with the retarded crosses and rosaries and shit? Next he’ll wear a jew on a stick, which is what the asshats worship.
Diana | November 2, 2008 at 6:38 pm
I used to think he was fun to watch as a performer.
But now I wish he would just make himself disappear. For those of you who really can’t stand him, you should watch the video of somebody throwing a brick in his face when he “tries to swallow it”. Season 4 Mindfreak.
Peterpills | November 3, 2008 at 1:40 am
“special person, inside and out”,… doesn’t America do double entendres?
havoc | November 3, 2008 at 10:05 am
She’s got a smokin little body, but I just can’t take blondes with black eyebrows.
It’s…..weird.
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sla | November 3, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Maybe with some Crest Whitestrips he could make those stains on his little stubby teeth disappear.
poop | November 3, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Wowwwww.
Yeah, I never noticed until now, but he DOES have baby teeth. Yellow too. Ugh.
Am I the only one that thinks he sounds like Pauly Shore when he talks?
Ugh, Holly just needs to go back to the mansion with Heff where she belongs. It’s just not right.
Bad Betty | November 4, 2008 at 5:56 pm
He has to be gay – look at that faggy hairdo!
... | November 6, 2008 at 6:21 am
look at all of you. shame on you for speaking so bad about a person who all of you never met before. this sounds like jealousy … all of you are jealous because criss has things you don`t have. HAHA. please get a life and stop producing shit under articles.
lovetoblog | November 9, 2008 at 7:05 pm
whoever said gold digger meets scam artist is so right on the money…yes she is a gold digger she was with hef only for the money…after 7 years she moved on pretty fast….for all those who are happy for her look beyond those tits and the fake smile…there is a very rotten, evil person inside. If someone you broke up with meant something to you especially after 7 years you take time to heal and to move ahead. Also lets not foreget she wantedbabies with him…Thank God she never had any poor kid would be fartherless at some point and be left with a mother who is a whore and a gold digger…good example I guess for a child?
Without Hef Holly is nothing but just another bimbo skank whore | November 16, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Criss is jealous that Holly made Chocolate molds of her vagina for Hef. She is a special talented lady to do such a wonderful thing for Hef. Holly in a video for the world to hear said that “Hef loves her VAGINA” so she wanted to do something special for the old man. She is a wonderful little skank. I heard she is working on making chocolate molds of her PLASTICS boobs for Criss Angel. What a beautiful couple Criss and Holly make. NOT!
Marcy | November 18, 2008 at 7:17 pm
My opinion is this is a publicity stunt. There is no real love there — lust, yes — but no love. Criss always says a woman is “beautiful and special” when he doesn’t know her. I’m sure guys have said that about me after banging me for a month. When all you’re doing is banging and not really talking what else can you say?
Holly appears to be a golddigger and Criss is used to that as his wife is still fighting him in court for more money. Apparently he hasn’t learned his lesson. Or maybe Holly’s THAT good in bed that he doesn’t care. Although I can’t imagine what a 23-year-old blonde bimbo can do that I haven’t already done and perfected. I can’t imagine her being all that acrobatic in bed either. She doesn’t look like she wants to get her extensions messed up or possibly bust an implant.
And that brings me to my last point. Criss Angel is STILL married! But maybe he forgot to tell her. Or maybe all that god-awful jewelry he wears blinded her and she can’t think straight. If Hef didn’t want to have kids what makes you think a man who lets a divorce drag on for over 2 years is in a position to give you what you want?