Criss Angel and Holly Madison attended the Vegas premiere of Repo! The Genetic Opera last night, and wait a goddamn minute. Ha! It all makes sense now:
Blonde with plastic tits? Check.
Walking bag of douche? Check.
Retarded poses? Check.
Anyone else see what’s going on here? I’ve said some horrible shit on this site, but nothing will prepare you for this:
Criss Angel and Holly Madison are the new Heidi & Spencer.
*KABOOM!*
Seriously, there’s no coming back from an insult like that. If someone called me and my significant other the Ass Twins, I’d jump in a woodchipper and hope to God migrant workers lit my remains on fire. (Hint, hint, nudge, nudge, get your ass to Home Depot, Criss Angel.)
Photos: Splash News, WENN
Spencer Pratt | November 7, 2008 at 4:02 pm
I take offense to being compared to Cris Angel.
Joe Fonebone | November 7, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Second!
roberto | November 7, 2008 at 4:04 pm
2
Heidi | November 7, 2008 at 4:05 pm
OMG, are you saying I look like playboy girl!? Thank you so so so much! Love you ALL! XOXO Heidi
Racer X | November 7, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Criss? Seriously?
/FAIL
Bailey | November 7, 2008 at 4:09 pm
cute shoes!
Lola | November 7, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Watch above the jacket?, what the hell is wrong with this guy?
Lola | November 7, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Watch above the jacket?, what the hell is wrong with this guy?
ChuckleHead | November 7, 2008 at 4:12 pm
To think, Criss Angel has kissed the lips where that 80+ year old dick has been.
Vince Lombardi | November 7, 2008 at 4:14 pm
If this douche and his pay-per-view cunt are the “new Heidi and Spencer,” then H & D are the new Tommy Lee and Pam. Because when I saw pic 1, I immediately went there.
tp | November 7, 2008 at 4:16 pm
I thought you were going to say Pam and Tommy Lee.
These two aren’t nearly as annoying as Speidi…yet.
git it | November 7, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Is she wearing socks or are her feet really that white?
not first! | November 7, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Note to Holly: When you get a tan, take your socks off in order to avoid a full tan, but only up to your ankles… You’re welcome!
Carlos | November 7, 2008 at 4:18 pm
I would have said Britney and KFed.
Carlos | November 7, 2008 at 4:18 pm
I would have said Britney and KFed.
Carlos | November 7, 2008 at 4:18 pm
I would have said Britney and KFed.
PunkA | November 7, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Holly is just a temporary pin cushion. Criss Angel is a douche and it will fail guaranteed. But Angel gets some fun before she magically disappears and heads back to Hef for a place to stay.
SupaFly | November 7, 2008 at 4:23 pm
http://www.theinsider.com/news/955909_Holly_Madison_Has_Had_Plenty_Of_Plastic_Surgery
before, she looked like my class mate.
dork | November 7, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Holly should go to Home Depot and take this TOOL back. Does she really think that she can extend her 15 minutes with this idiot? His 15 minutes is already over.
But, then again, I don’t care if she had an 80 year old cock in her mouth, I’d still hit it!
lithiumlilly | November 7, 2008 at 4:41 pm
I thought you were gonna say Pam Anderson and Tommy. I guess the douche part applies to Kid Rock too.
Homewrecker | November 7, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Aww Holly how could you do this to us? The tan, cmon! Can’t you afford to get yo feet spray tanned too?!?!? ay yay yay
Pilatunes | November 7, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Who the fuck in their right mind would settle for one of Hef’s sloppy seconds? God that’s gross. Hey, dude, your wife spent years screwing and blowing some old fart for the sake of some fame and a comfortable place to live. What a catch! Hef’s ‘girlfriends’ are a tiny small notch above a street corner crackwhore.
Rough Daddy | November 7, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Keith Richards wears dude accessories, how come he doesnt look like a jackass!
May Media | November 7, 2008 at 4:53 pm
#22
Chris is getting more media attention sleeping with the bimbo sloppy second. It makes sense to me.
Flash | November 7, 2008 at 4:56 pm
@ 22. I would say a notch above bus station skank.
yana | November 7, 2008 at 5:00 pm
lol you are all CRAZY!!
it’s the hottest couple ever. The guy is hot as F U C K . and Holly is a beautiful girl i always thought that even if she’s doing this playboy thing, she’s classy and smart
they look just beautiful together
yana | November 7, 2008 at 5:02 pm
oh..and 1 more thing
stop hating on someone’s love
it’s GROSS
they are very happy with each other
are you jealous ??
Frank Wood | November 7, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Who taught that effin’ retard how to dress? A fucking bling bling watch outside of his leather jacket? I just beg to ask him how Heff’s dick tastes… Holly must have whiplash from falling so far so fast…
Randal | November 7, 2008 at 5:07 pm
I’ve got to say, there is no way that Criss Angel is anything like Spencer. Just look at how Criss dresses himself out in public. No respect for himself what-so-ever. What’s with the chains and marker designs on his jeans? Horrible.
At least Spencer has style.
Randal
bar room hero | November 7, 2008 at 5:11 pm
He’s a douche, and she looks like trailor-trash
She reminds me of an old saying, “If she had as many pricks coming out of her as have gone into her she’d look like a porcupine”
Sport | November 7, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Yana you are messed up. Or 12. Or both.
He remains lord of all douches, and I cant imagine in my lifetime ANYONE usurping his throne. Die in a fire dickweed.
Ted from LA | November 7, 2008 at 5:13 pm
And NOW, for the DOUBLE ENTENDRE of the year………………….
what a couple of boobs.
Me 2 | November 7, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Criss Angel is as annoying as Heidi and Spencer combined. He doesn’t need Holly Madison to get to that level. I like Holly and I can’t imagine why she is dating him. It really says something about you and your career when dating an ex-playboy model is an image improvement.
Free Consoles | November 7, 2008 at 5:23 pm
i deffinately agree with the fact they are begging to look like the other couple. Maybe it was intentional, who knows. All i know is that they should just be themselves.
Kahlee | November 7, 2008 at 5:29 pm
I can’t belive I’m writing this but they are still less annoying than spiedi
hmm | November 7, 2008 at 5:33 pm
I honestly thought it was gonna be “Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz”…but go figure.
Rene | November 7, 2008 at 5:38 pm
#27
I am busted. I am so jealous because I would love to trade in my college degree, my great career, my long brown hair, my fit body, and self worth to prostitute myself like Holly.
Luchi | November 7, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Rene, we all know you’re some dumb, fat, ugly, bitch on the brink of suicide. But, whatever you say hunny, you just keep telling yourself that.
Pilatunes | November 7, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Rene @37…hmmm, how about dinner sometime?
Ted from LA | November 7, 2008 at 5:51 pm
For my money, I’ll bet Rene is fine.
Sean D. | November 7, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Does this guy get dressed in the f’ing dark? For fuck sake, he’s wearing his watch on the outside of his jacket? WTH?
Bmurphy72 | November 7, 2008 at 5:59 pm
How does this dude keep getting seemingly good hootchietoo????
NOIDEAWHATTOSAY | November 7, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Ahh, doesn’t she look so, you know, oh what is it, Oh yeah!! Dead behind the eyes? No really, her expression is total love. No that’s not it. Lust. No still not right. Disgust. Yeah that’s the one. Wonder how much he paid her to be his pin cushion/arm candy?
Jeanell | November 7, 2008 at 7:27 pm
I can not believe that you compared Criss and Holly to Heidi and Spencer. They are so much cooler than them!!!
joey joejoe | November 7, 2008 at 7:35 pm
jebus h christ, i hope chris angel aka the abortion that crawled out of the bucket kills himself at some stage, or at the very least does enough damage that he makes christopher reeve look like a gymnast.
Ngek | November 7, 2008 at 8:25 pm
Why do meaningless people exist? I don’t know.
french_guy | November 7, 2008 at 8:50 pm
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+1000000000 for @#10
I have think the same when I saw pictures. Pam & Tommy
anna | November 7, 2008 at 9:45 pm
yeah she is beautiful and sexual i cant beleive my eyes . she is dating with this guy .but yesterday i got a news from http://www.bigbisexual.com it’s said that she is dating with another guy . but i dont know what the guy’s name . can u tell me ?thank u ?
RaraAvis | November 8, 2008 at 12:15 am
I’ll bet the wind whistles right through his ears and into hers…and straight out the other side. BTW, her white feet are nauseating.
JANE | November 8, 2008 at 12:26 am
Man shes sooo beautiful. Her face is so pretty