Criss Angel & Holly Madison starting to remind me of another couple I know…

I take offense to being compared to Cris Angel.

Second!

2

OMG, are you saying I look like playboy girl!? Thank you so so so much! Love you ALL! XOXO Heidi

Criss? Seriously?

/FAIL

cute shoes!

Watch above the jacket?, what the hell is wrong with this guy?

Watch above the jacket?, what the hell is wrong with this guy?

To think, Criss Angel has kissed the lips where that 80+ year old dick has been.

If this douche and his pay-per-view cunt are the “new Heidi and Spencer,” then H & D are the new Tommy Lee and Pam. Because when I saw pic 1, I immediately went there.

I thought you were going to say Pam and Tommy Lee.

These two aren’t nearly as annoying as Speidi…yet.

Is she wearing socks or are her feet really that white?

Note to Holly: When you get a tan, take your socks off in order to avoid a full tan, but only up to your ankles… You’re welcome!

I would have said Britney and KFed.

I would have said Britney and KFed.

I would have said Britney and KFed.

Holly is just a temporary pin cushion. Criss Angel is a douche and it will fail guaranteed. But Angel gets some fun before she magically disappears and heads back to Hef for a place to stay.

http://www.theinsider.com/news/955909_Holly_Madison_Has_Had_Plenty_Of_Plastic_Surgery

before, she looked like my class mate.

Holly should go to Home Depot and take this TOOL back. Does she really think that she can extend her 15 minutes with this idiot? His 15 minutes is already over.

But, then again, I don’t care if she had an 80 year old cock in her mouth, I’d still hit it!

I thought you were gonna say Pam Anderson and Tommy. I guess the douche part applies to Kid Rock too.

Aww Holly how could you do this to us? The tan, cmon! Can’t you afford to get yo feet spray tanned too?!?!? ay yay yay

Who the fuck in their right mind would settle for one of Hef’s sloppy seconds? God that’s gross. Hey, dude, your wife spent years screwing and blowing some old fart for the sake of some fame and a comfortable place to live. What a catch! Hef’s ‘girlfriends’ are a tiny small notch above a street corner crackwhore.

Keith Richards wears dude accessories, how come he doesnt look like a jackass!

#22

Chris is getting more media attention sleeping with the bimbo sloppy second. It makes sense to me.

@ 22. I would say a notch above bus station skank.

lol you are all CRAZY!!

it’s the hottest couple ever. The guy is hot as F U C K . and Holly is a beautiful girl i always thought that even if she’s doing this playboy thing, she’s classy and smart
they look just beautiful together

oh..and 1 more thing

stop hating on someone’s love

it’s GROSS

they are very happy with each other

are you jealous ??

Who taught that effin’ retard how to dress? A fucking bling bling watch outside of his leather jacket? I just beg to ask him how Heff’s dick tastes… Holly must have whiplash from falling so far so fast…

I’ve got to say, there is no way that Criss Angel is anything like Spencer. Just look at how Criss dresses himself out in public. No respect for himself what-so-ever. What’s with the chains and marker designs on his jeans? Horrible.

At least Spencer has style.

Randal

He’s a douche, and she looks like trailor-trash

She reminds me of an old saying, “If she had as many pricks coming out of her as have gone into her she’d look like a porcupine”

Yana you are messed up. Or 12. Or both.

He remains lord of all douches, and I cant imagine in my lifetime ANYONE usurping his throne. Die in a fire dickweed.

And NOW, for the DOUBLE ENTENDRE of the year………………….

what a couple of boobs.

Criss Angel is as annoying as Heidi and Spencer combined. He doesn’t need Holly Madison to get to that level. I like Holly and I can’t imagine why she is dating him. It really says something about you and your career when dating an ex-playboy model is an image improvement.

i deffinately agree with the fact they are begging to look like the other couple. Maybe it was intentional, who knows. All i know is that they should just be themselves.

I can’t belive I’m writing this but they are still less annoying than spiedi

I honestly thought it was gonna be “Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz”…but go figure.

#27

I am busted. I am so jealous because I would love to trade in my college degree, my great career, my long brown hair, my fit body, and self worth to prostitute myself like Holly.

Rene, we all know you’re some dumb, fat, ugly, bitch on the brink of suicide. But, whatever you say hunny, you just keep telling yourself that.

Rene @37…hmmm, how about dinner sometime?

For my money, I’ll bet Rene is fine.

Does this guy get dressed in the f’ing dark? For fuck sake, he’s wearing his watch on the outside of his jacket? WTH?

How does this dude keep getting seemingly good hootchietoo????

Ahh, doesn’t she look so, you know, oh what is it, Oh yeah!! Dead behind the eyes? No really, her expression is total love. No that’s not it. Lust. No still not right. Disgust. Yeah that’s the one. Wonder how much he paid her to be his pin cushion/arm candy?

I can not believe that you compared Criss and Holly to Heidi and Spencer. They are so much cooler than them!!!

jebus h christ, i hope chris angel aka the abortion that crawled out of the bucket kills himself at some stage, or at the very least does enough damage that he makes christopher reeve look like a gymnast.

Why do meaningless people exist? I don’t know.

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+1000000000 for @#10

I have think the same when I saw pictures. Pam & Tommy

yeah she is beautiful and sexual i cant beleive my eyes . she is dating with this guy .but yesterday i got a news from http://www.bigbisexual.com it’s said that she is dating with another guy . but i dont know what the guy’s name . can u tell me ?thank u ?

I’ll bet the wind whistles right through his ears and into hers…and straight out the other side. BTW, her white feet are nauseating.

Man shes sooo beautiful. Her face is so pretty