The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.8.13

July 8th, 2013 // 447 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which for some reason ended up with a ton of Instagram selfies that had nothing to do with bikinis and everything to do with Rob Kardashian‘s man titty. We also included Juliette Lewis forgetting the cardinal rule about negotiating your price up front, Kelly Brook and the genius producers of her current film who decided to include a scene where she eats dick-shaped foods, and Bradley Cooper with Gerard Butler not at all sharing a moment of reflection about Justin Timberlake‘s wife. They just love tennis.

And ass. I couldn’t help myself,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Bradley Cooper Gerard Butler Eyes Closed In Ecstacy Wimbledon
    Slappy Magoo
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    Wow the Arnold kids from the Wonder Years sure grew up looking douchey.

  2. John Mayer Douche Face The Today Show
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    Douche.

  3. Rihanna Underboob Instagram
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    Instagram must be stopped.

  4. John Mayer Douche Face The Today Show
    sprub
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    That’s the “I have full access to Katy Perry’s titties and you don’t” look.

  5. Jason Segel Scared Of Paparazzi Helmet Scooter
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    “Get back , get back ! Someone help me.” Segal gets a look at maculinity…

  6. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Haggard Looking Face
    sprub
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    Seems like she’s out of French un-bitch cream.

  7. Bradley Cooper Gerard Butler Eyes Closed In Ecstacy Wimbledon
    caley
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    “What, a backhand by Nadal! Did you see that, Gerard?”
    “Never mind that, did you see the port-a-potty out back?!”

  8. Brandy McDonalds Podium 365 Black Awards
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    How nice that they took a template of Courtney Stodden’s latest purchase and stuck it on the front of the podium…

  9. Britney Spears Sad Looking Legs Boots Miniskirt
    sprub
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    Put left foot down, lift right foot…

  10. Chris Pratt Ripped Muscles Instagram
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    No beer for 6 months!

  11. Reese Witherspoon Photobomb
    caley
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    Also in this photo, the world’s biggest Water For Elephants fan.

  12. Katherine Heigl Bikini Instagram
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    Really natural looking colours and all – not ‘shopped. no way….

  13. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant Baby Bump Sweaty Face
    Jo
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    holy smokes is she preggers?

  14. Uma Thurman Bikini Yacht
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    I wonder if finally having big boobs is worth finally having a big ass.

  15. David Spade Kmart Promotional Event Grown Ups 2
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    “Clean up at the checkout.. there is a big pile of puke”

  16. Jason Segel Scared Of Paparazzi Helmet Scooter
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    “No, Mila Kunis, not after Kutcher! Stay back!”

  17. Uma Thurman Bikini Yacht
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    That’s quite a pair on top of that pear.

  18. Usher Pointing At His Nipple See Through Shirt Empire State Building Lighting Ceremony
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    “Rolex mister?”

  19. Bradley Cooper Gerard Butler Eyes Closed In Ecstacy Wimbledon
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    You didn’t expect them to be at the Women’s final did you?

  20. Earvin Johnson III Floppy Hat See Through Shirt Skirt Purse
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    I’d assume Magic would roll in his grave, but I’d guess he’s immortal.

  21. Henry Cavill Girlfriend Kaley Cuoco Butt Tight Jeans
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    Super.

  22. Sharon Stone Nipple No Bra See Through Shirt
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    ” Hey, you left your lights on !!”

  23. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Haggard Looking Face
    Primitivefix06
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    Grumpy cat?

  24. Pope Francis About To Kiss Young Boy
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    A change of pace.

  25. Bradley Cooper Gerard Butler Eyes Closed In Ecstacy Wimbledon
    johnny p!
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    Bradley: “Ooh, I can see it now! 4 tennis champs wake up completely wasted, can’t remember what happened last night, but have to compete against a monkey! Whaddya think, Gerrard? Gerrard?”
    Gerrard: “Porta-Potties… Porta-Potties… Porta-Potties.. they must have some around here… Mmmm, Porta-Potties!”

  26. David Spade Kmart Promotional Event Grown Ups 2
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    To his continued disappointment, Chris Farley did not give him a sign.

  27. Henry Cavill Girlfriend Kaley Cuoco Butt Tight Jeans
    anonymous
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    I hope he’s triple wrapping. She likes to bang musicians.

  28. Britney Spears Sad Looking Legs Boots Miniskirt
    Primitivefix06
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    No more tater tots :(

  29. Brandy McDonalds Podium 365 Black Awards
    joe
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    She got the award for Best Driver.

  30. Russell Simmons Hana Nitsche On Back Bikini Bottom
    yourmom
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    Whoa, this one has a name? Must be getting serious… !

  31. Britney Spears Sad Looking Legs Boots Miniskirt
    Pickle Nose
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    Glad to see the lobotomy went well….

  32. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
    johnny p!
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    Aaaahhhh…, real beautiful boobs.
    Take that, Stodden, and your Franken-Tits!

  33. Earvin Johnson III Floppy Hat See Through Shirt Skirt Purse
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    Even flamboyant gay guys think that hat is stupid.

  34. David Spade Kmart Promotional Event Grown Ups 2
    joe
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    Idiot. “Cock” starts with a “C.”

  35. Brandy McDonalds Podium 365 Black Awards
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    365, as in, I’m still alive 365 days a year.

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

      No, as in – in a world where everyone gets something and no one ever loses, they hold this awards show 365 days a year. Eventually your turn will come around to get honored.

  36. Jason Segel Scared Of Paparazzi Helmet Scooter
    yourmom
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    John Hamm sighting…

  37. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Slater Trout Instagram
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    I never have to work for money. Look at me, love me. Wait, where are you going?

  38. Earvin Johnson III Floppy Hat See Through Shirt Skirt Purse
    Just Dick
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    White girls make you fat, Earvin. When you eat them.

  39. Rob Kardashian Shirtless Man Boob Eating Sandwitch Knit Hat Instagram
    johnny p!
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    He clicked on a filter option to get that effect on the pic before posting it.
    That’s the most creative and artistic thing a Kardashian has ever done.

  40. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Haggard Looking Face
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    An accurate specimen sample at last. Finally, we’ve diluted the cosmetic variables.

  41. Pope Francis About To Kiss Young Boy
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    I like your hat.
    I like your hat, too.
    Can I kiss you?
    Holy pedophile!
    Yes?
    I think this caption got lost at some point.
    I think so too.
    Next photo.

  42. Reese Witherspoon Photobomb
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    HEY!! OVER HERE!! REMEMBER ME?! You can’t go smashing people’s shit with your chin because had to stand in line for coffee!

  43. The New Kids On The Block Hosting Pure Nightclub Evening Vegas
    yourmom
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    fuck, I’m old…

  44. Rose McGowan Cleavage Karl Lagerfeld Exhibition Fendi Store
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    Money can’t buy happiness. Yet with a face like that, how could we tell?

  45. Rihanna Underboob Instagram
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    So… confused…

  46. Juliette Lewis Looking Confused With Random Guy
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    Just retrace your steps, lady. Where would you have left your career?

  47. Pope Francis About To Kiss Young Boy
    johnny p
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    Sucking out the souls of black children tastes like chocolate.

  48. Bradley Cooper Gerard Butler Eyes Closed In Ecstacy Wimbledon
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    Bradley: I think Murray is going to pull this one out!
    Gerrard: I already have…mmmm….ohhh….yeahhhh….

  49. David Spade Kmart Promotional Event Grown Ups 2
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    Wow, he finally grew up enough to get accepted into the Hair Club for Men.

  50. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
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    Instagram – “Making Your Mediocre Quality Photos Into Low Quality Photos Since 2010″

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