This is a few days old, but if you want to see what it’s like when a brain completely ravaged by drugs tries to write, check out this post written by Courtney Love on her MySpace. No words can prepare you. I’ll be honest, I didn’t even try to decipher it, for fear that I too would lose my mind.
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die | July 19, 2007 at 3:27 pm
Firrrrst
Danner | July 19, 2007 at 3:28 pm
Ugly scare woman.
die | July 19, 2007 at 3:29 pm
Yay, I’ve never been first. My life is complete!!!
Kurt Cobain's dripping brains | July 19, 2007 at 3:30 pm
If you read it backwards, it says “I KILLED KURT”
Nick | July 19, 2007 at 3:33 pm
I think the scariest part of the entire thing is the people posting the replies below it. The first reply says she gains strength from Courtney’s Blog. Maybe if you print the blog and eat it, it will give you super powers?!
kate | July 19, 2007 at 3:34 pm
dammit, courtney broke my brain.
whoneedsenemies | July 19, 2007 at 3:34 pm
Meanwhile…
Everyone is over at her blog trying to decipher that SHIT!!
What kind of drug induced talk is that??
There is NO WAY in hell I’m going to try and read that whole thing.
andy | July 19, 2007 at 3:36 pm
anyone out there looking for someone to talk to? need a friend? call me at (847) 309-2575. anytime. day or night. i’m here to listen.
andy
p.s.: you can also call me at (847) 234-2147.
andy | July 19, 2007 at 3:36 pm
anyone out there looking for someone to talk to? need a friend? call me at (847) 309-2575. anytime. day or night. i’m here to listen.
andy
p.s.: you can also call me at (847) 234-2147.
Sportsdvl | July 19, 2007 at 3:36 pm
It’s not drug induced…that’s what happens to your brain when a million different cocks have been banging the back of your throat and sloshing your brain around.
J | July 19, 2007 at 3:40 pm
She writes like she’s bipolar!
whoneedsenemies | July 19, 2007 at 3:41 pm
You can’t tell me that there aren’t SOME drugs still in there.
But, I agree. LMAO
kagres | July 19, 2007 at 3:41 pm
Ugh, thats pretty fucking awful.
Marta Kelling | July 19, 2007 at 3:42 pm
Damn, I read up to that huge block of text and thought “Well, fuck trying to read that shit.”
Perhaps if I ever need to torture someone, I’ll send them over to Courtney’s MySpace.
ukn | July 19, 2007 at 3:43 pm
I think the saddest part is that people actually read and commented on her blog, it boggles my mind that anyone would be able to read that shit. god damn.
whoneedsenemies | July 19, 2007 at 3:46 pm
#14 My thoughts exactly
“Fuck trying to read that shit.”
Bern | July 19, 2007 at 3:49 pm
And I am now insane.
Finally!
k-tron | July 19, 2007 at 3:51 pm
Courtney used to be a ROCK star and judged by those standards she is fairly averagely behaved. Despite being a bit too addled from time to time she is at the very least a great performer, there is no doubt about it. I don’t know why she is so desperate to be part of that whole boring L.A thing where appearance is far more important than cultural contribution and talent. She really was exciting, she showed wit and verve…Now she is being lumped in with Posh and Paris. Tough break, she doesn’t belong in that world and it will never be a flattered standard for her to be judged by — She isn’t slick or even stupid enough despite the drugs…
Hecubus | July 19, 2007 at 3:52 pm
So Courtney is the one who keeps sending me all of those Spam emails, what a bitch.
Bern | July 19, 2007 at 3:54 pm
Why is someone posting phone numbers? Trying to make someone’s life Hell?
Greg | July 19, 2007 at 4:01 pm
I didn’t think it was anatomically possible, but my eyes just threw up.
bun | July 19, 2007 at 4:01 pm
check out the video from her NYC show last week:
http://courtneylove.imeem.com/
morgan jennings | July 19, 2007 at 4:01 pm
this letter sounds like a high school student whos failing and grabs any possible word out of a thesarus to try and sound smarter.
p.s. I dont want to know who these freaks are that think this letter actually makes sense in their fucked up world
lastangelman | July 19, 2007 at 4:07 pm
i hav 2 agree w/ nick, the ppl who post 2 cortkneez blog r eekwollee skerree, unlyk mee, ahm towtully awsum. spelltchek can gow ful itself. eet yur hart owt prins. woops, gottuh go ansir muy eyefown.
my comment | July 19, 2007 at 4:08 pm
the only decipherable words from her screed: “okay gotta gochant”
… no wonder kurt shot himself…
nevermore | July 19, 2007 at 4:10 pm
Brain….broken…and all I did was skim. I gave up trying to actually READ after the first line.
wayouttatune | July 19, 2007 at 4:11 pm
I could like Courtney. Her acting in the Larry Flynt movie was top-notch. She spoke coherent English in that movie. I guess it is a pity she can’t write in english. I’ve never seen someone write so much babble before.
adeliza | July 19, 2007 at 4:12 pm
who the hell is #8, aka Andy?!?!?!?
Dude, you must be brave or stupid, or both.
lambman | July 19, 2007 at 4:12 pm
Why bother posting this if you’re not even going to provide a quote?
not everybody wants/has/needs myspace, and not everybody can go to myspace at work
Christ on a Crotch | July 19, 2007 at 4:14 pm
I always suspected, but now I KNOW why Kurt Cobain killed himself.
In his drug-addled, depressed state he was not willing to battle with this sadly talented but totally insane harpy over child rearing, so he decided to back out, blow his head off and hope the state would get involved, because if HE didn’t kill himself, she eventually would have caused his ulcers to burst and end his life anyway.
Too bad because Hole was a great band. (holds forehead in one hand and shakes head sadly)
whitegold | July 19, 2007 at 4:16 pm
Too long to waste time reading…
Am I the only one who was freaked out by the fact that, after her blog, she had dozens of people posting about how amazing she is and how great it was reading her blog and blah blah blah?! Seriously, who are these people, and did they seriously really enjoy reading the blog? Did they understand any of it?! Amazing! And those dickheads are only encouraging CL to keep blogging. Horrible! Why can’t we get some superficial poster to go on there and post some real comments. The 20 or so comments already posted here would be much more appropriate on her myspace page than the comments from those idiots that loved reading that mess!
eXtasyStef | July 19, 2007 at 4:30 pm
Ow. I broke my eyes.
And my brain.
WTF?????
wedgeone | July 19, 2007 at 4:39 pm
Andy must be posting his ex-girlfriend’s telephone numbers because he’s a jaded little boy now. Did she dump you for a real man, Andy?
7th grade antics at their finest. Now put your helmet back on & go wait for the short bus, Andy.
stuperstar | July 19, 2007 at 5:10 pm
Will someone who actually read the whole thing, someone who must be reeeaaally bored at work.. please summarize it for me. I don’t have the patience nor the time, but am curious what it all says! :) Thanks.
Hecubus | July 19, 2007 at 5:13 pm
You idiots, Kurt didn’t kill himself. Just look at the suicide note, “I duNt Wun toolive knowe moare sow eimgowinng too taek mie one lyfe. Curtnie Luve defonuttlee diddent kil mee, urs sinseerlee Kert cobbayn”
Randy Retard | July 19, 2007 at 5:23 pm
I teach kowtney englash she write gut englash now so u fluck awf O.K. bye bye now!
madame_no | July 19, 2007 at 5:25 pm
Exactly, #31. I barely made sense of the first line before I became stricken with the fear that simply having that page open might make me less intelligent. So I skimmed quickly, noticed all her lunatic supporters, and realized that the longer you keep that page open the less intelligent you become. That’s the only reason I can think of that anyone would say they agree with anything she said. I can just imagine her typing that, dried vomit dribbling out of her mouth, taking nap breaks every 3 minutes because even that verbal garbage is way more thinking than she’s used to doing and its exhausting her.
krazihottkelli???? | July 19, 2007 at 5:25 pm
U know what killz me the
mozt/// any other
time that zomeone zpouze
diez…the wife
or huzband iz blamed….
Zhe muzt of given the whole
police force
damn good blowjobz to get
outta murder
chargez on my zweet Kirt
every freakin
body knowz that zhe did
it…that he waz
breaking up with her…
fuckin pizzez me off?
eaglepupil | July 19, 2007 at 5:27 pm
WHAT IS WRONG WITH WRITING INCOHERENTLY IN ALL CAPS? I DO IT ALL THE TIME!I’M EMO LOOK AT ME! I MEAN FUCK ME!I MEAN LOOK AT ME!
Tony | July 19, 2007 at 5:33 pm
The only thing more sad than her blog is the comments made by her “friends”. Matches made in heaven (or hell).
lickmybutt | July 19, 2007 at 5:39 pm
28… or Andy really really pissed whoever posted that off. :)
emily | July 19, 2007 at 6:25 pm
kurt hud married have me. better bed sexx and smarted thean courtney. have i better comprehmension too.
Chauncey Gardner | July 19, 2007 at 6:30 pm
It’s been a while since I’ve read Lovecraft, but I think that might be the language of the Cthulhu. We could be in some deep shit.
i luv cortney | July 19, 2007 at 6:55 pm
wut is rong with u ppl. it all maks purfct sens.its not her falt if u ppl cant reed proply.
shnookybush | July 19, 2007 at 7:05 pm
OMG LOOK AT #44 I THINK COURTNEY IS HERE ON THE SUPERFICIAL IN DISGUISE (her spelling certainly matches!)
kelz | July 19, 2007 at 7:39 pm
This is beyond FRIED BRAIN SYNDROME. It is called being high on *something*……..
H.A.L. 9000 | July 19, 2007 at 8:33 pm
holy shit im a computer and i couldnt even read this thing…my circuits are overloaded /danger danger im sorry dave i cant do that
Madman | July 19, 2007 at 9:03 pm
She can neither sing nor write. I guess that qualifies her to be a rock star. She has (or had) a good body. I suppose stripped off her clothes during her performances to distract her audiences from her utter lack of talent.
HairyNutz | July 19, 2007 at 10:53 pm
When is that fucking cunt going to admit that she killed him, or had him killed?
molly | July 19, 2007 at 11:10 pm
Hey Andy-
Give Courtney your number- if she talks like she blogs, you have a friend for life.