Courtney Stodden’s A Stripper Now And Other News

February 11th, 2013 // 42 Comments

- Nicole Kidman had to sit next to Jennifer Lopez at the Grammys because when Scientology burns you, it burns you good. [Lainey Gossip]

- And now the GIF of Chris Brown being the only bitch sitting while Frank Ocean accepted his Grammy. He’s changed, you guys! [Dlisted]

- It feels like a lingerie kind of day. [theCHIVE]

- Carrie Underwood is Jem and The Holograms now. [BuzzFeed]

- Natalie Portman still looks awesome in jeans. [Popoholic]

- Katy Perry‘s war to prove her dominance over Asia continues. [Celebslam]

- Rihanna and Chris Brown might be engaged now. Goddammit… [TooFab]

- Selena Gomez in knee-highs, anyone? [Hollywood Tuna]

- And now Venom might be in The Amazing Spider-Man 2, of course. [FilmDrunk]

- Elisha Cuthbert does Maxim. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Meet John McClane Jr. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Whaddayamean, “now”?

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    chat le cat
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    They have to burn this poor pole now.

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    ThisWillHurt
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    Courtney Stodden is a stripper “now?” What was she before?

  4. sure looks like a *private* strip show for her hubby with all those cameras taking pics. :: yawn ::

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    coco banana
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    Why is Helen Mirren wearing stripper gear? Wait, what is going on here?

  6. And I was about to call her a butterface, but really those boobs look fugly and fake in a bad way. So from the waist down she is do-able?

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    Why all the padding in her bras/tops/bikinis??? Doesn’t even look believable.

  8. NineInchNailed

    Ew, what the fuck is that thing?

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    Ummm, and where are the stockings that the garter belt is supposed to be holding up ?? Ugh. She’s 18, you say ?

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    *barf*

  11. Strippers take off their clothes. What Courtney does is more like expecting fame and riches to fall to her without doing any of the things people usually do to earn it. Like get a job, do porn, etc

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    Deacon Jones
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    It’s about fucking time.

    On to the “private” movies now sweetie

  13. She looks like an aneorexic Santa Clause.

    HO HO HO !!

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    Commented on this photo:

    Not so private anymore, is it?

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    Zoltan
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    Pancake ass

  16. Clueless

    Taking the day off today, Fish? A few Grammy posts and then at the bar by 1:00.

  17. cc

    She looks about 40 in this pic. Which is about right.

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    That’s a shitty nose job she got, too, lol.

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    pavement_smear
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    Looks like grandma needs to switch to SUPER poligrip. Is it just me, or does Angelyne do this whole routine better?

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    elephantman
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    For the love of god, take it all off and get it over with!

  21. FMANELL

    She’s one that no matter how much she tries she never appears sexy or even sexual. Also isn’t the goal for women trying to look younger? She still looks 40s.

  22. ben dover

    NO THANK YOU

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    pavement_smear
    Commented on this photo:

    This! Right here! Every paid photo from AdultCon ever posted on PhotoBucket, right down to the “dead inside” eyes!

  24. I saw a picture of her recently and she was wearing very little makeup and her hair wasn’t teased into a frenzy…and she looked fairly decent, to the point where I would have liked to see more of her bare flesh. But if she insists upon looking like this for the foreseeable future, she and her boner husband need to vanish.

  25. grobpilot

    Hey, she was a stripper when she slid out of Mama’s giz. What’s different?

  26. Girls, pay attention. This is what no self worth, a crap ton of self loathing and shitty parents get you- Nasty fake hair, enough surgery to make you unrecognizable and a disgusting old groping pervert. Ahh, every little girl’s dream. Barf.

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    richie
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    cuckold

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    Raymond Flattenburg
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    Is there any actual dancing in this whole series or just a used up slut in K-mart lingerie posing with a pole and a beer-bellied fat dude? I thought strippers were supposed to do the splits and hang upside down and actually take off their clothes and stuff. This chick even fails at that. Wow.

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    Earl Tubular
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    She gets a little more grotesque with every photo shoot. Anyone who wants to see her naked (and why would you?), she’ll be in porn within a year-and-a-half, tops.

  30. kery

    She looks great for her ageeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ;)

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    Twizlah
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    A face only a crypt keeper could love.

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    uh.. uh.. uh.. UUUHH SLUT!! Sorry, I had to sneeze.

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    zach
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    hun… your pad is sticking out!

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    Pickles
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    Grandma, I told you to stay away from the eggnog!

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    mrbellek
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    I see the anti-aging spell is wearing off, soon she’ll revert to her true form.

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    Pinke
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    They are sad, sad people, these two.

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    Sophie
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    That’s insane! She looks like a porn actress… Her parents must be proud she found such a great idea to marry this actor with fake intentions in order to get a huge amount of money… This is totally crazy!

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    Grossed Out
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    Wow that creepy dude from the Green Mile is still, well, creepy.

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    omahahaha
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    Does that guy look happy or what?!?!

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