Courtney Stodden Took a Bath, Still Dirty

May 4th, 2012 // 168 Comments

See what I did there?

Posted by Photo Boy

In what I realize couldn’t be a greater insult to the Beastie Boys’ Adam Yauch (Seriously, I’m incredibly sorry to follow you with this), here’s some completely candid shots of man-child child-bride Courtney Stodden taking a bath. And poorly, might I add. She doesn’t even get her hair wet and wears a bikini for half of it. She’s either a never-nude or this thing might have been some sort of staged publicity stunt. [Ed Note: Again, sincerest apologies to the Yauch family for posting these two sequentially. I really am a hollow shell of a person. - PB]

Photo: Coleman-Rayner

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  1. Courtney Stodden Bathtub No Makeup Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks 100x better without makeup, but she’s still stupid as hell.

  2. Courtney Stodden Bathtub No Makeup Bikini
    SOB
    Commented on this photo:

    You know what they say about big hands …

  3. Jerry Sandusky

    My method of ‘supervised participatory showering’ is a much better way to cleanse juvenile skin. Go Lions!

  4. Dick Hell

    So, silicone floats… who knew?

  5. How can she afford to constantly hire photographers for these shoots? I’m not her biographer but I can’t recall her doing any shoots she got paid for. Some might call that a hint…

  6. Abby Normal

    Don’t worry PB, nothing wrong with Breastie Girl following Beastie boy.

  7. Courtney Stodden Bathtub No Makeup Bikini
    ts
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    I kept thinking she would look better without her horrible makeup. Boy, was I wrong.

    • BE

      Hate to burst everyone’s bubble but Courtney IS wearing makeup – it’s the natural look because they ratcheted back on the eye makeup and the lip color – so for once she doesn’t look like a hyped up tranny. Amazing what we get used to, huh?

      And Doug has to be a vampire sucking life force out of her because she is without doubt the OLDEST looking teenager I’ve ever seen. Even a coat of Bondo doesn’t revive her skin. She looks 17 going on 37.

      And finally, cheap implants, poorly done. Apparently Doug wouldn’t pay for the best as I’m guessing he’s simply counting the days on how long it lasts. Points for going more than 72 days though…

  8. Courtney Stodden Bathtub No Makeup Bikini
    Dirk
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    Big gloves…

  9. Courtney Stodden Bathtub No Makeup Bikini
    Frank Burns
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    “Pinch a loaf, cup a boob.”

  10. Courtney Stodden Bathtub No Makeup Bikini
    JPC
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    Good lord, if she is really 17……by the time she’s 50, she’ll look like that guy in “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade” who drank from the wrong cup.

  11. Courtney Stodden Bathtub No Makeup Bikini
    LolaP.
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    p.s. she does have makeup on…just not as much as she usually does. she is not a pretty girl. what happened to her in her childhood?? oh wait..she is still a child……..

  12. Johnny P!

    Slutty Skank ‘Sleb Stodden Soaks Snatch Sporting Swimwear in Suds, Striving to Suggest Sleek, Sinuous and Sexy, Simply Seems Splendidly Stupid.

  13. mel

    i’d love to vigorously plunge the manure out of her corn wagon! seriously! i bet even her bowel movements are hot!

  14. C'est Moi

    If she is really underage, how is it legal to post pics like this of her? Just asking….

    • JC

      I think it would be tough to get a conviction of anyone involved because she’s not nude, and for all legal purposes, she posted them herself. Otherwise, every time a high school-aged girl texted a slutty pic of herself to her boyfriend, even non-nude, they’d have to arrest and prosecute her for being a child pornographer. A child child pornographer, even.

      • CranAppleSnapple

        That is what they attempt to do, and they put the person on the perv list. Kids are ruining their own lives.

  15. Weirdo

    I’ll scrub her dirty little butthole!

  16. it had to be said

    Ha! The last piece of evidence I needed for my thesis that even ugly girls can always distract men with boo . . . wait, what?

  17. Cher X

    Ewwwww…and I thought she would look better with LESS make-up

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    Josh
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    Look at those bag ridges. Heh.

  19. Courtney Stodden Bathtub No Makeup Bikini
    Josh
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    She looks drugged.

  20. Courtney Stodden Bathtub No Makeup Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    Looks like her odometer has turned over at least once.

  21. Courtney Stodden Bathtub No Makeup Bikini
    Miss Moppet
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    Oh she’s wearing makeup. Based on this shot, I’d say she’s got on foundation, one coat of clear mascara, some pink lip stain and some bronzer/blush. You can see the line under her cheekbone of the blush. Nude tits are fine, but a nude face is verboten for anyone who has taken Vanity Whore Photos 101.

  22. AZRock

    Our National Nightmare continues….

  23. JC

    “Courtney Stodden Took a Bath, Still Way Over Thirty.”

    There, I fixed the headline.

  24. Courtney Stodden Bathtub No Makeup Bikini
    JC
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    She must have had Picasso do her plastic surgery.

  25. kimmykimkim

    What’s with her mouth? Is she having a stroke?

  26. Courtney Stodden Bathtub No Makeup Bikini
    lily
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    an improvement from the whore chic look but she still looks 15 years older than she is…time is not going to be kind to her no wonder shes trying to capitalize on it now. woof.

  27. kimmykimkim

    “if I only could, I’d make a deal with god, and I’d get him to swap Courtney and Adam’s places…”

  28. GetOverYourself

    Why does she pose with her mouth like that? Did she have a stroke?

  29. Dramatic Puddle

    Wow wow wow. She takes off several layers of make up and still looks like she’s a rode-hard, 40-something skank. Her parents and the limp-wrist she married must be so proud. Why the fuck are we seeing her on this site again? She’s not a celebrity, and even Perez Hilton isn’t so lazy that he posts about her. Someone fire Photo Boy or get some god damned quality control in when he’s in charge. His postings are lame.

    • mismy

      Disagree, Photo Boy was awesome, it’s hard to top Señor Feesh though!! Just shuttup & keep looking at underage boobies weirdo

      • Weirdo

        I am!

      • Dramatic Puddle

        Suck my asshole, troll. If you don’t like my opinion, that’s too fucking bad. And anyone stupid enough to believe that Stodden is under-aged should’ve been an abortion (yeah, I’m talking to you, loser). Photo Boy did a shit job while Fish was away.

      • mismy

        whhhhaaaaaaaa!! I just said I disagree with your opinion, I believe that’s my prerogative loser… who gives a shit, if you don’t like the job Photo Boy does, go elsewhere or stfu

      • CranAppleSnapple

        Jesus Christ, puddle. What’s stuck up your rectum?

  30. Courtney Stodden Bathtub No Makeup Bikini
    Dirk Diggler
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    She’s simply a doll that the obviously gay Doug Hutchison gets to dress up

  31. Courtney Stodden Bathtub No Makeup Bikini
    ashley
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    Better without makeup, but stop with the lips already. You look super constipated, not sexy.

  32. Courtney Stodden Bathtub No Makeup Bikini
    Vandinz
    Commented on this photo:

    Why do I want to know about this 40yr old having a bath?

  33. Courtney Stodden Bathtub No Makeup Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Little girl lost. And by little I mean community college dropout. Lost.

  34. Courtney Stodden Bathtub No Makeup Bikini
    JS
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    Would someone please notice her so she can stop…

  35. Jessa

    snooki did it better

  36. Courtney Stodden Bathtub No Makeup Bikini
    tiessa
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    why would you put a bra on while still wet and with soap

  37. Courtney Stodden Bathtub No Makeup Bikini
    LordAtama
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    She always looks so old and used up.

  38. Courtney Stodden Bathtub No Makeup Bikini
    elephantman
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    She looks like she’s on drugs.

  39. Stryfe

    Middle-aged Jenna from 30 Rock

  40. Courtney Stodden Bathtub No Makeup Bikini
    Jack Ketch
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    Those implants are so badly done, and … she has a look on her face like she just came from the washroom and can’t quite remember whether or not she wiped herself. She should fucking be in school and not out flashing her fakers everywhere.

  41. Courtney Stodden Bathtub No Makeup Bikini
    drunk at noon
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    Someone get Hollywood on the line. I think we’ve got a big star on the way up. Forget the next Freddy vs. Jason movie, this thing has the capacity to scare film-going audiences like they’ve never been scared before.

  42. Courtney Stodden Bathtub No Makeup Bikini
    Brittani
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    Wow besides those fucking IDIOTIC faces she makes, without makeup… she can pass for very pretty.

  43. Courtney Stodden Bathtub No Makeup Bikini
    Bonky
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    I like this shot. I might like it alot more later tonight when I got me some special “alone time”.

  44. Courtney Stodden Bathtub No Makeup Bikini
    Allison Wunderlan
    Commented on this photo:

    Her body says, “I’m covered up”, but her THC eyes say, “Just wait until I turn 18 and can legally post porn all over the fucking net.”

    • Dramatic Puddle

      In addition to being a talentless fame whore, maybe she is slow on the uptake? Chick is 30 if she’s a day; she passed 18 a long time ago.

  45. Courtney Stodden Bathtub No Makeup Bikini
    sva1994
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, so THAT’s what she looks like without a gallon of makeup.

  46. Courtney Stodden Bathtub No Makeup Bikini
    cc
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    ‘A spark of intelligence’…her face is the antonym.

  47. Courtney Stodden Bathtub No Makeup Bikini
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    This mannequin is just lifelike enough to be creepy.

  48. Courtney Stodden Bathtub No Makeup Bikini
    Anonymous
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    Chicken Cutlets!!

  49. Courtney Stodden Bathtub No Makeup Bikini
    ReiR
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    Ugh- with everyone else on this- not that she’s a great looking girl but at least looks WAY better with the less makeup- but the bizarre facial expressions need to stop.

    • Jack Ketch

      Very average at best, and that’s stretching it. As in, common-as-dirt average. Nothing special at all. Her mother said when she turned 15 (I think) that “she had a certain beauty.” *barfs* Her mother should be shot for allowing this situation, marriage and all.

  50. Felonious Monkey

    Wow, small squinty eyes that make Renee Zellweger and Taylor Swift look positively doe eyed by comparison. No lips, no ass, no talent and fake tits. And she’s married to a (closeted?) gay man who makes her take out the strap-on. Poor kid.

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