See what I did there?
Posted by Photo Boy
In what I realize couldn’t be a greater insult to the Beastie Boys’ Adam Yauch (Seriously, I’m incredibly sorry to follow you with this), here’s some completely candid shots of man-child child-bride Courtney Stodden taking a bath. And poorly, might I add. She doesn’t even get her hair wet and wears a bikini for half of it. She’s either a never-nude or this thing might have been some sort of staged publicity stunt. [Ed Note: Again, sincerest apologies to the Yauch family for posting these two sequentially. I really am a hollow shell of a person. - PB]
Photo: Coleman-Rayner
She looks 100x better without makeup, but she’s still stupid as hell.
She does look lots better. Very doable.
Yeah she
Yeah she and Nicole Polizzi have that both in common. Whorish hags with makeup and look shockingly good without compared.
Just thinking the same thing. Sucks when cute girls jack their beauty up with too much make up and fake boobs.
You know what they say about big hands …
If the glove don’t fit you must acquit?
No, what?
Big hands. Big gloves.
Big hands = all the more ability to grab a lot of gold with = gold digging whores.
They’re harder to soften with Palmolive while she does dishes?
My method of ‘supervised participatory showering’ is a much better way to cleanse juvenile skin. Go Lions!
So, silicone floats… who knew?
How can she afford to constantly hire photographers for these shoots? I’m not her biographer but I can’t recall her doing any shoots she got paid for. Some might call that a hint…
Fish, how much did you pay for these photos?
Don’t worry PB, nothing wrong with Breastie Girl following Beastie boy.
I kept thinking she would look better without her horrible makeup. Boy, was I wrong.
Hate to burst everyone’s bubble but Courtney IS wearing makeup – it’s the natural look because they ratcheted back on the eye makeup and the lip color – so for once she doesn’t look like a hyped up tranny. Amazing what we get used to, huh?
And Doug has to be a vampire sucking life force out of her because she is without doubt the OLDEST looking teenager I’ve ever seen. Even a coat of Bondo doesn’t revive her skin. She looks 17 going on 37.
And finally, cheap implants, poorly done. Apparently Doug wouldn’t pay for the best as I’m guessing he’s simply counting the days on how long it lasts. Points for going more than 72 days though…
Big gloves…
“Pinch a loaf, cup a boob.”
Good lord, if she is really 17……by the time she’s 50, she’ll look like that guy in “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade” who drank from the wrong cup.
EXCEPT SHE’S NOT 17
She is – in dog years.
p.s. she does have makeup on…just not as much as she usually does. she is not a pretty girl. what happened to her in her childhood?? oh wait..she is still a child……..
Slutty Skank ‘Sleb Stodden Soaks Snatch Sporting Swimwear in Suds, Striving to Suggest Sleek, Sinuous and Sexy, Simply Seems Splendidly Stupid.
i’d love to vigorously plunge the manure out of her corn wagon! seriously! i bet even her bowel movements are hot!
Everyone’s bowel movements are hot, genius. Body temperature.
If she is really underage, how is it legal to post pics like this of her? Just asking….
I think it would be tough to get a conviction of anyone involved because she’s not nude, and for all legal purposes, she posted them herself. Otherwise, every time a high school-aged girl texted a slutty pic of herself to her boyfriend, even non-nude, they’d have to arrest and prosecute her for being a child pornographer. A child child pornographer, even.
That is what they attempt to do, and they put the person on the perv list. Kids are ruining their own lives.
I’ll scrub her dirty little butthole!
Ha! The last piece of evidence I needed for my thesis that even ugly girls can always distract men with boo . . . wait, what?
Ewwwww…and I thought she would look better with LESS make-up
Look at those bag ridges. Heh.
She looks drugged.
I can’t imagine a 16 year old marrying a 50 some year old without drugs…
thats what I said, METH!
At the rate she’s aging, I doubt she’ll see 21…
Looks like her odometer has turned over at least once.
Oh she’s wearing makeup. Based on this shot, I’d say she’s got on foundation, one coat of clear mascara, some pink lip stain and some bronzer/blush. You can see the line under her cheekbone of the blush. Nude tits are fine, but a nude face is verboten for anyone who has taken Vanity Whore Photos 101.
Good call!!! Until you pointed this out I didn’t even notice that from the jaw up her skin tone is totally different from the rest of her body.
Sure sign that she did her makeup herself…
Our National Nightmare continues….
“Courtney Stodden Took a Bath, Still Way Over Thirty.”
There, I fixed the headline.
She must have had Picasso do her plastic surgery.
What’s with her mouth? Is she having a stroke?
It’s a symptom of her congenital stupidity.
She always looks like she has The Downs
an improvement from the whore chic look but she still looks 15 years older than she is…time is not going to be kind to her no wonder shes trying to capitalize on it now. woof.
“if I only could, I’d make a deal with god, and I’d get him to swap Courtney and Adam’s places…”
Love the reference. +1000000000000
Why does she pose with her mouth like that? Did she have a stroke?
Wow wow wow. She takes off several layers of make up and still looks like she’s a rode-hard, 40-something skank. Her parents and the limp-wrist she married must be so proud. Why the fuck are we seeing her on this site again? She’s not a celebrity, and even Perez Hilton isn’t so lazy that he posts about her. Someone fire Photo Boy or get some god damned quality control in when he’s in charge. His postings are lame.
Disagree, Photo Boy was awesome, it’s hard to top Señor Feesh though!! Just shuttup & keep looking at underage boobies weirdo
I am!
Suck my asshole, troll. If you don’t like my opinion, that’s too fucking bad. And anyone stupid enough to believe that Stodden is under-aged should’ve been an abortion (yeah, I’m talking to you, loser). Photo Boy did a shit job while Fish was away.
whhhhaaaaaaaa!! I just said I disagree with your opinion, I believe that’s my prerogative loser… who gives a shit, if you don’t like the job Photo Boy does, go elsewhere or stfu
Jesus Christ, puddle. What’s stuck up your rectum?
She’s simply a doll that the obviously gay Doug Hutchison gets to dress up
Better without makeup, but stop with the lips already. You look super constipated, not sexy.
Why do I want to know about this 40yr old having a bath?
Little girl lost. And by little I mean community college dropout. Lost.
This is the best comment I’ve ever read. So on point, friend.
Would someone please notice her so she can stop…
snooki did it better
why would you put a bra on while still wet and with soap
She always looks so old and used up.
She looks like she’s on drugs.
Middle-aged Jenna from 30 Rock
Those implants are so badly done, and … she has a look on her face like she just came from the washroom and can’t quite remember whether or not she wiped herself. She should fucking be in school and not out flashing her fakers everywhere.
Someone get Hollywood on the line. I think we’ve got a big star on the way up. Forget the next Freddy vs. Jason movie, this thing has the capacity to scare film-going audiences like they’ve never been scared before.
Wow besides those fucking IDIOTIC faces she makes, without makeup… she can pass for very pretty.
I like this shot. I might like it alot more later tonight when I got me some special “alone time”.
courtney stodden posts comments on her own pics? how sexily scintillating
Her body says, “I’m covered up”, but her THC eyes say, “Just wait until I turn 18 and can legally post porn all over the fucking net.”
In addition to being a talentless fame whore, maybe she is slow on the uptake? Chick is 30 if she’s a day; she passed 18 a long time ago.
Oh, so THAT’s what she looks like without a gallon of makeup.
‘A spark of intelligence’…her face is the antonym.
This mannequin is just lifelike enough to be creepy.
Chicken Cutlets!!
Ugh- with everyone else on this- not that she’s a great looking girl but at least looks WAY better with the less makeup- but the bizarre facial expressions need to stop.
Very average at best, and that’s stretching it. As in, common-as-dirt average. Nothing special at all. Her mother said when she turned 15 (I think) that “she had a certain beauty.” *barfs* Her mother should be shot for allowing this situation, marriage and all.
Wow, small squinty eyes that make Renee Zellweger and Taylor Swift look positively doe eyed by comparison. No lips, no ass, no talent and fake tits. And she’s married to a (closeted?) gay man who makes her take out the strap-on. Poor kid.