Courtney Stodden’s Mom Quits Because of Sex Tape

Courtney Stodden’s mom Krista Keller has officially resigned as her manager over “serious creative differences” a.k.a. the Courtney Stodden sex tape where Courtney Stodden rubs ice cream on her topless breasts and other key search terms that will let me take a nap later. FOX411 reports:

Keller would not comment on her daughter’s recently released sex tape, and though she wouldn’t confirm that it was the reason she stepped down as Stodden’s manager, she told us “I think you can figure out why.”
“It’s very disappointing because I felt that things were not being done the way I felt they should be done,” Keller added. “I think there was interference there and not in the best interest of her career. I’m not putting people down, I’m just saying I wish things would have gone differently in the last 6 months in her career and as far as the decision making, I feel as the manager, I should have been respected and listened to.”

Of course, all of this could just be more publicity for Courtney’s sex tape because we are dealing with a woman who basically sold her 16-year-old daughter to a 50-year-old man and then turned her into an alliteration-obsessed Barbie doll with giant cartoon tits, so nothing’s off the table. More importantly, you can watch said cartoon boobs bounce all over the place in the video below which is way more interesting than slowly watching a mother crush her daughter’s soul into Hollywood dick powder. (I’m kidding. That happened at the wedding.)

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