Courtney Stodden Got Kicked Out of A Pumpkin Patch

October 24th, 2011 // 329 Comments

Urge to make poop joke strong.. must.. resist…

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison decided to take their love to a nice, family-friendly pumpkin patch over the weekend where they found themselves subjected to the torches and pitchforks of people who apparently refused to understand how pure and wholesome dry-humping a 17-year-old in plain sight can be. RadarOnline reports:

Onlookers also complained that Courtney — wearing Daisy Dukes and a plaid shirt tied to show off her flat belly — was not dressed appropriately for the patch. After Courtney, 17, and Doug, 51, were 86’ed from the patch, they went to a nearby area where Courtney struck some sexy poses for the camera.
Courtney presumably referred to the incident on her Twitter page, writing: “Have a beautifully blessed Sunday! :) “Do not judge by appearances, but judge with right judgment.” John 7:24″

For the record, that was Courtney Stodden actually attempting to use scripture to defend looking like a goddamn fall festival for pedophiles. “It’s not the whore parade on the outside that matters, you guys, it’s the even more perverse whore parade and daddy issues on the inside that count. Or something. I like shorts! Hehe! :D XOXO!”

Photos: GSI Media

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  1. Raj

    Fuck Yea No.1

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    Jess
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, Doug is strainin’…

    • Cock Dr

      He does a lot of that these days.
      Well if he dies it will probably be with a smile on his face. Seems like he’s just a fool for pussy.

    • Snack pack

      There is just too much going on in this photo to decide on what to focus: her stupid facial expression, her stupid shoes, her stupid boob in his face, his grimace trying to see around the stupid boob, did she forget to wear underwear, did those pumpkins collapse under their combined weight, why didn’t he tie his boots . . . AGHHHHG!

  3. Buddy the Elf

    She is nasty. What a beat-up face.

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    Reuben Steubing
    Commented on this photo:

    Its like a car wreck; I can’t look away!

  5. wtf

    She’s 17? My god… she looks like she’s in her late 30′s. White genes ftw. lol

    • Umm

      No-one with more than a single braincell actually believes she’s 17. There’s photo evidence from a pageant way back with her actual age, which was 15 at the time. And I am not talking two years ago here, I’m talking WAY back.

      • TomFrank

        This might sound credible if you had put an actual date on this pageant, rather than just repeating “way back.”

  6. Cock Dr

    The blogger insults the intelligence and eyesight of pedophiles everywhere.
    That ain’t no child.

  7. Why is she posing with the cast of Jersey Shore? Is it me, or are they looking a little paler than usual?

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    biff
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice unibrow you cro-magnon looking bitch

  9. tpain

    Id hit it

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    Pip pip cheery-o
    Commented on this photo:

    Bitch is flashing her labia and quoting scripture…what a piece of stool. I bet they have a standing appointment with Penthouse for 12 a.m. the day she turns 18.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    These are the next set of implants she has her eye on.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Get a room.

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    Pip pip cheery-o
    Commented on this photo:

    “Dougie, get your finger out of my asshole. Jesus is watching!”

    • Melissa

      lmao! Poor Dougie….he’s not gonna know what hit him! Men are such fools, i bet within 6 mos,….well, in any event, can’t wait to read the “tell all” tell all about his prostitute, he’ll be crying in his milk soon enough….dumb ass!

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    alleycat
    Commented on this photo:

    yeah….that scripture she quoted was in reference to whether or not you should circumcise little boys (ie. do manual work) on the Sabbath. In both contexts….I’m not sure she’s getting the point.

  15. She was the same color as the pumpkins, and little kids kept trying to pick her up.

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    Commented on this photo:

    What is up with these two crazy people? He needs a job and she needs to work the streets.

    • ACS999

      hahaha. way too much time on their hands

    • Melissa

      she is working the streets, she found herself some Old fool who happens to have a bit of an “in” in hollywood….prostitution takes on many different definitions…however, she is def TRASH!

  17. Marley

    What I don’t understand is why she can’t get nice boots. It’s one thing to be a total slut, but you can at least have style when you do it, instead of frequenting your local stripper apparel store like you live there.

  18. Richard McBeef

    I bet all the pumpkins have those little warty bumps and will sit lonely at the pumpkin patch until all the uninfected pumpkins are sold out.

  19. Pumpkin Gutter

    She has a unibrow

  20. namerequired

    Is this pic supposed to be sexy? Because it looks like she just shat out those pumpkins and is working on another.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Will he kill himself when she kicks him to the curb (after cash & asset removal is completed)?
    Or will he just go out and pick up another one?

  22. ashley

    shes repulsive

  23. Duke

    Damn, Mickey Rourke looks more like shit every day.

  24. AteIsEnough

    Heidi & Spencer Whatever-the-fuck, please come back and take the place of these fucktards! Seriously…that is wrong and really disturbing! That guy gave me the fuckin’ heebie-jeebies in the Green Mile, and here even worse. I bet her parents said, fuck yeah…marry him just to get that head case, unibrowed, orange tinted, pre-aged, retarded water-head off their tab. YIKES!!!! And he says it’s not for sex…yeah, OK. At least he can stop molesting people and get his “fix” at home now.

    • Fondue

      Don’t do that! You know that when we dismiss this abomination there’s a worse one waiting in the shadows, right?

    • Michael

      Sad that Doug Hutchison is one of these fucktards. Isn’t he a superb character actor? Now he’s become John Lennon.

      • CranAppleSnapple

        *Coughing and choking*! WTH?! How can you sully the name of John Lennon like that? What did he ever do to you?

    • Michael

      Yeah, I agree, those two are better to goof on. I almost think when Megan Fox left relevancy behind, we got this new batch of absolutely fucking annoying famewhores like Courtney Stodden, the Teen Moms, the Jersey Shore guidos, Donna Simpson (hopefully gone for now), and Kim Kardashian (more than ever!). See any coincidence between 2007 and now?

      But hey, I can speculate.

  25. NB

    Nice bush. Too bad that skanky whore is standing in front of it.

    She seems to have aroused that one pumpkin under her though. I’d like to see her sit on that –

    so I could push them both down the embankment…..

  26. Is she shatting pumpkins? After all that free, unadulterated anal sex, I believe she’s just might be big enough to do it.

  27. God is Black

    40 photos of one happy pedophile as he’s fucking a 16yr old yet no jail time?Please world don’t America for this!

  28. Deacon Jones

    I can’t wait until she does porn, you know she’s going to. All attention whores turn into porn stars.

    This guy is killing it every night, or at least, trying to. He looks liks a fucking idiot with those shorts, I HATE long shorts.

    • General Disarray

      She already looks like a porn star. The transition should be seamless.

    • Melissa

      He looks like a bigger effing idiot for doing this staged photo op, for some low life whore who is obviously NOT 17 yrs, old….wtf, she’s disgusting, SHITTing out pumpkins, getting thrown out of a pumpkin patch, dry humping her “husband”, showing her shit, wow, bet her parents are proud! Hey Courtney, you can’t by class, obviously you haven’t even tried, therefore, you should probably by-pass Playboy, they have some standards, just get your sorry ass over to hustler, cause thats all you are! Oh and Doug, your a sick puppy! YOUR BOTH TOO GROSS!

  29. watertiger

    White patent leather boots after Labor Day? Ew.

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    Halfbreed
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t get it…is she trying to look like she just shit those pumpkins? The thing I question, besides this girls mental stability and age, is why the knee high, white, platforms? They don’t go with the outfit. I mean, if you’re going to walk out in public in an outfit that means parents are going to have to explain anatomy because your vagina and tits are hanging out of your shorts, at least match the shoes to the outfit.

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    KWDragon
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone should arrest that pumpkin for inappropriate contact with a minor whi… Oh, wait. That’s Doug. My bad.

  32. Fester

    Note to self: Must remember to wear hooker boots the next time I’m in a pumpkin patch…

    • Melissa

      am thinking that’s a great idea, cause if you do, there’s gonna be a professional photographer right there to take pics!

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    LegMan
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s a nice picture.

  34. juicyfruit

    Dick sucking cum burping road whore.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Hiedi and Spencer what?

  36. When is she going to get kicked out of this site?

    [rimshot]

  37. stratacat

    dark hair roots–check! frosted eyeshadow–check! frosted lip gloss–check! patent white hooker boots–check!

    it’s like a 90s flashback. this is what a 40-year-old thinks all the popular 17-year-olds are wearing nowadays.

  38. Rupert

    Notice how these impromptu photoshoots dont include closeups of her face? There’s a reason.

  39. Larry

    She reminds me of Heidi Montag…a creepier, dirtier version.

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    Alexa
    Commented on this photo:

    Did anyone else notice the almost-unibrow?

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    Do Freebird
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s retarded right? Has anyone actually heard her string two coherent sentences together?

  42. Expert on Everything

    Her belly button is dirty. Her chest is already sun damaged or splotchy from spray tan. This chick is your typical annoying 17 year old yet allowed to act how she wants which is actually illegal but her white trash inbred mom allowed all this to happen right before our rightfully judgmental eyes! The police should get involved here. This is why we have a justice system. She is disgusting and needs a bath.

  43. TheDevilYouKnow

    I honestly don’t get bitches like this. It’s nice to feel and act sexy once in a while, but it really seems like acting and dressing like a whore every fucking day would be taxing.

    I also don’t understand her 1980s slut look. I had no idea stores even sold frosted lipstick and eyeshadow anymore. She must’ve found a vintage dealer on eBay for that mess.

    • m

      you had no idea stores sold frosted lipstick and eyeshadow? they’re atrocious products, i agree, but apparently you haven’t been to a makeup counter in the last 30 years.

  44. Anonymous

    Courtney uselessly utilizes adverbs in an annoyingly asinine fashion.

  45. Longshot421

    Does anyone believe this is a real relationship or just a combination of pedo-bear meets fame whore? If (and that’s a BIG if) she’s actually 17, then Doug is a creep and she’s playing dress up, and if not…well, then I guess who cares, because it’s just more of the same bullshit. She must as well get her naked photos over with and end their 15 minutes so we can move on.

    • Melissa

      I couldn’t agree more, seeing this low-life skank even get any attention is just disgusting! As they say, bad publicity is publicity, especially for someone who has absolutely no talent (okay, besides being a whore)….of course she’s not 17, i’d bet on that one and I never bet and of course this relationship is bullshit, and if it’s not (on Doug’s part) then he’s a sorry ass sap! Yes, we pray it will all be over soon, in the meantime, we can all have fun making fun of the whore! hey, she’s putting her “shit” out there, we have the right to our opinions!

  46. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Butt Short Shorts Pumpkin Patch
    Commented on this photo:

    is flipping her up-side-down his signature move? i can’t understand why this wouldn’t be appropriate…

  47. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Butt Short Shorts Pumpkin Patch
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it just me, or are the stocking caps Doug is always wearing the creepiest thing about this couple?

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    sitin
    Commented on this photo:

    O-o-o-h ! I’m next !

  49. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Butt Short Shorts Pumpkin Patch
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s the Great Rumpkin, Charlie Brown!

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    Plurp
    Commented on this photo:

    Man she has an enormous cunt. You could drive a truck into it.

    • mike

      for all you guys and probably a few females for that matter… you are hypocrites. you wouldn’t even undress her. you would bend her over and fuck her in her boots right up her daisy dukes.

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