If Courtney Stodden Was Pregnant, She Isn’t Now

Because walking around with a stripper didn’t convince everyone she’s pregnant – What is happening to our country? – here’s Courtney Stodden falling in front of her house yesterday, so cancel the ultrasound. We’re good here. In the meantime, I am drowning in white trash where I live and not once have I seen a pregnant woman parading around with her pants unzipped. I’m talking I can’t back out of the driveway without seeing 18 bumper stickers about Salt Life, tree stands, the bible, the second amendment, Jesus fucking a tree stand on top of the second amendment while the Confederate Flag pisses on Calvin pissing on the Ford symbol. And if you have a problem with that, well then you need a history lesson. (I’m just telling you what the stickers told me.)

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