Courtney Stodden: The Crap I Missed – Weds 3.6.13

March 6th, 2013 // 35 Comments

Here’s Courtney Stodden supposedly posing in a series of sexy pics for her “husband” Doug, but let’s not kid ourselves, they’re to get her onto sites like this. Which, for the record, will work every time because boobs. In the meantime, half of you probably aren’t even seeing this post because we’re currently in the middle of being flagged for malware by Google, and are in the process of getting that fixed. I even bought a tiny little comb and special shampoo and am not above shaving whatever needs to be shaved. This isn’t my first rodeo.

Do me right, frontier medicine,

- The Superficial

Photos: Coleman-Rayner


  1. neo

    I want to fuck this bitch so bad. The perfect woman.

  2. Deacon Jones

    I want to watch her do porn not so much for the nudity, but for the faces she makes when getting plowed.

    And if she likes to talk during sexl, it will be endless material…..ENDLESS.

  3. The photoshop artist forgot to paint her face orange to match the rest of the epidermis.

  4. I don’t care if her boobs were twice the size and dispensed White Russians, I have zero, point, zero interest in looking at or hearing about this fake, plastic celebutard. It’s “sites like this” that giver her those extra seconds of fame and we’re stuck looking at her busted everything. We’re done here, bye-bye! *shuts off lights*

  5. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Panties
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    Classic Buffalo Bill pose. Awesome job!

  6. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Panties
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    “This is for you, Doug, and only you . . . Whoops! I accidentally mailed the photos to Playboy and Victoria Secret with a note that said “Please hire me!” Butterfingers.”

  7. Inner Retard

    I warned you guys we need to get Fish a girl or he’ll go off the rails. Well, there you have it, Courtney Stodden. He went there.

  8. Spotty skin. Getting a little flabby around the waist. Time for another round plastic surgery.

  9. so glad you got the malware thing fixed. It’s been pissing me off all day.

  10. anonym

    amazing B cups.

    they look so huge

  11. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Panties
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    What talent! It takes a lot of brain power to do this task.

  12. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Panties
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    A. Is she tucking?
    B. Lace is not a good idea when you are trying to hide your chicken cutlets. (hint, we can see through it…)
    C. Stop this nonsense, now.

  13. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Panties
    So TRUE
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    She is not that bad, at least she has a personality, and it’s endearing, now that skank Paris or the Kardashians can go to hell!

  14. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Panties
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    That schoolgirl outfit is as close as she’ll ever come to academia.

  15. kery

    She is grosssssssss!!!

  16. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Panties
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    She actually has a pretty nice body. I just wish she’d stop with the padding.

  17. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Panties
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    I love the dropped panties.

  18. The only thing that’s real anymore on this chick is the half-dead look in her eyes.

  19. Lucas Nord

    I bet that if we get Beiber to ram his fist into her anus, we can end all evil in this world and achieve piece in the universes

  20. Bouncy Castle

    Whatever she’s doing with her tongue, it doesn’t make her look sexy, just retarded.

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    Pete Nice
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    Who the hell is this ugly person, and why do you guys keep posting pics of this ugly monster?

  22. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Panties
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    Does photoshop not work on blotchy weird legs?

  23. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Panties
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    She looks so much older in the face than she is, what is she going to do when she hits 30? Too much make up, too much blonde and too much boob.

  24. tlmck

    Finally! Actual crap.

  25. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Panties
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    What’s wrong with her bellybutton?!?!?!

  26. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Panties
    i love random sluts
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    Who is this bee-atch anyway? She looks like Lorenzo lamas ex. Oh right, this is that chic that married the midget a-hole guard from the green mile when she was like 12 & he was old enough to be her pedaphilic grand-pappy. She probably thinks all nuts hang to mid thigh & have gray hair.

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