Subtlety, Thy Name Is Courtney Stodden

July 8th, 2013 // 85 Comments

Oh thank God. For a minute there, I was afraid Courtney Stodden was going to shamelessly parade her new implants around like goddamn pinatas, but this? This is tasteful. Like staring into the Louvre if the Louvre honks when you squeeze it.

Photo: Pacific Coast News

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    Little Tongue
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    In every picture, there’s an ugly woman saying it all with her fucked up eyes.

  2. Courtney Stodden Implants Lingerie Doug Hutchison Plastic Martyr Bithday Bash
    Little Tongue
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    “Two trannies and a butch.” That could make a good movie.

  3. what, no Paula Deen articles?

    Come on fish,
    you’re falling down on the job!

  4. EricLR

    A touch of class…and also chlamydia.

  5. The “Daddy issues” this girl has can only lead to a career path that will first have her stripping and giving lap dances, and then later moving to porn.

  6. Cara

    Oh Gawd Fish why are you harpin on this girl so hard?? She’s young, killer body, very pretty and a real sweet and great personality! I look like her and I love dressing my body up all sexy like she does. We only have it for a short while. Anyone knocking this young girl is so clearly jealous of her youth, her body, her meal ticket… Just because you women can’t put the cream puffs down and have an ever expanding GUNT, doesn’t give you the right to insult and JUDGE this girl, It really doesn’t make you feel better does it? Courtney your a doll, a living doll! fb me cara brotman if you want to see you in 25 years…

    • her meal ticket is fucking her grandpa. I can see how a beat ass vegas escort would approve.

    • Cara does have a point. Courtney looks great for a 45 year old mother of 3.

    • Honey you look like every rough old cougar on the block, and so does Courtney. Since you have so much in common, you should both get together over flirtinis and discuss the escorting business.

    • theoriginalLJ

      Randall, dressing in drag and stuffing a bra with tissue paper won’t ever make you anything but a drag queen.

    • kimmykimkim

      Oh my god. Some people have no shame.

    • Mos

      I honestly can’t decide whether this is real (and very sad) or really, really excellent satire.

    • ChaCha

      Yes, if only my parents had pimped me out to some 50 year old pervert character actor when I was SIXTEEN!

    • Sweet Jesus women never ,never use your real name?WTF is wrong with you? I just stalked you?
      https://www.facebook.com/planetraw

    • amy martin

      Cara, just because someone is thin doesn’t make them pretty or a living doll. You are obviously brainwashed by society thinking that beauty is all about how someone looks. Health is way more important than beauty and health is not just a physical thing it is also mental, from the comment you made you’re obviously ugly on the inside and pretty judgmental yourself. Not everybody is jealous of someone that looks like a 2 dollar tranny whore(i’m talking about you and Courtney) you’re nasty, so is your brother and you bring shame to the raw food community!!!! If you’re confident then you wouldn’t dress like a trashy attention whore, you and Courtney obviously are seeking unhealthy attention which shows poor self esteem and respect-SO SAD!!

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    schmotze
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    and then there’s that girl on the right as well…. zing!

  8. didja premature ejaculate TCWM and then mop up the splooge and shove it back in yer dick?

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    Gin&Tonic
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    So who’d you rather: Courtney or Farrah Abrahams?
    They both have equally awful tits and faces and are dumb as a box of rocks. I guess I’d pick Farrah since i’m pretty sure Douggie would try to stick it in when i’m not looking and at least with farrah i could demand a cut of the profits from the “private video”

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    hmm
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    Is he wearing eye makeup?

  11. Courtney Stodden Implants Lingerie Doug Hutchison Plastic Martyr Bithday Bash
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    She does realize that this whole thing ends up as a murder-suicide, right?

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    Swearin
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    Everything in this picture would’ve given Hitler a boner. Everything.

  13. Slappy Magoo

    Remember the good old days when, if a teenager wanted attention, she’d fuck a local mechanic and then screw up murdering his wife in cold blood? Kids today, sheesh…

  14. Courtney Stodden Implants Lingerie Doug Hutchison Plastic Martyr Bithday Bash
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    doug hutchison and jeremy renner-
    destroying future sales of ‘depp by maybelline’ one pap shot at a time.

  15. josh

    That girl is fucked up beyond all repair. I hope some day her parents or so-called husband will be trade to court.

  16. Courtney Stodden Implants Lingerie Doug Hutchison Plastic Martyr Bithday Bash
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    4th of July weekend is very popular for motorboating.

  17. Courtney Stodden Implants Lingerie Doug Hutchison Plastic Martyr Bithday Bash
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    His victorious posture says “I’m Hitting This!!!”

    Her mildly nauseous expression says “No, no, no…he’s not”

  18. Courtney Stodden Implants Lingerie Doug Hutchison Plastic Martyr Bithday Bash
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    Yawn. Seen it all before.

  19. Wonderful

    If she (ever) turn 40 she will proud of this pictures – oh, she already did – sad for her.

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    tlmck
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    There’s the 40 year old crack whore we all know and love.

  21. Courtney Stodden Implants Lingerie Doug Hutchison Plastic Martyr Bithday Bash
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    He’s not having much success in trying to insert himself into each photo.

  22. Courtney Stodden Implants Lingerie Doug Hutchison Plastic Martyr Bithday Bash
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    She’s just about to back elbow him on nose.

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    N-destructable
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    Heidi Montag did it better

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    Nice eye makeup, Dugg.

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    some black guy
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    id tap it

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    Deacon Jones
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    I think someone’s got a cock between their leggggggs

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    Deacon Jones
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    I think she looks fucking hot. But hey, Im a pervert.

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    Brooke
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    A party is never a party until two trannies feel each other up.

  29. Courtney Stodden Implants Lingerie Doug Hutchison Plastic Martyr Bithday Bash
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    She leaves nothing to the imagination does she?

  30. Courtney Stodden Implants Lingerie Doug Hutchison Plastic Martyr Bithday Bash
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    She looks like a cheap hooker..one that can´t even afford clothing because she spends her earnings on drugs and smokes *gags*
    I feel like I need to wash myself with bleach just because I looked at her.

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    Classy.
    You know you have a good woman when she wears bandaids as underwear,fish net clothing,staw extensions and she starts doing the “lesbo” poses to draw attention to herself.Her fiance must feel like the luckiest man alive…because he´s like 60 isnt he?
    THIS is the kind of woman men want to hump dring their mid-life crisis? They think it makes them look more macho??
    Idiots *eye roll*

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    Gold-digger? Believe me,she earns every penny…I´d puke in his face *EVERY time.

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    She seems to have some shit between her beach balls.

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    Kitty
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    At least she covered up her nipples and her horrible Hair Extensions! YAY!

  35. I’d bang her rotten, I don’t give a fuck, she is hot.

  36. Courtney Stodden Implants Lingerie Doug Hutchison Plastic Martyr Bithday Bash
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    So who’s had more work done, Courtney or Doug?

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    And this is why the tetanus vaccine is so important, kids.

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    Jentilly
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    Keep her away from open flames, with that much plastic she is highly flammable! On second thought…..

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    The Electrician
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    Incision visible on the right. Yuck.

  40. Courtney Stodden Implants Lingerie Doug Hutchison Plastic Martyr Bithday Bash
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    Sad zombie realizes that it would be like chewing an empty Happy Meal box.

  41. I’d be digging that dress if it were on someone who didn’t have bolt-ons…

  42. sitsdeep

    I wonder if females who get a tit job like this are similar to a guy getting the fanciest hub caps he can get for his favorite car?

  43. At the drugstore, they used to have that ten foot tall metal cage filled with those cheap plastic balls that looked like they would pop if you kicked them?

    I hadn’t thought about that thing in thirty years.

  44. kery

    I would like a tit job like hers ’cause they look good.

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    Jenn
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    Drag Race, couples edition.

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    glam
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    Is that dude in the background a bald Andy Dick?

  47. Courtney Stodden Implants Lingerie Doug Hutchison Plastic Martyr Bithday Bash
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    Fuck Me I actually felt for a nano second so empathy for those shitheads as that is a public car-park?
    Jesus , nothing such a class act!

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    He’s a Quasimodo. She’s not a beauty.

  49. Courtney Stodden Implants Lingerie Doug Hutchison Plastic Martyr Bithday Bash
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    First time I’ve ever seen a photo bomber want to hide their identity.

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    Dr Plaid
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    No mater where you look, everything in this picture is uglier then the next. Your eyes just go into a vortex of fugly.

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