Courtney Stodden Wore A Lettuce Bikini

Here’s Courtney Stodden’s giant implants in a lettuce bikini handing out free veggie dogs at a PETA event in Hollywood yesterday because animals? It’s not important. What is important is that Courtney has taken the next step in her career and is now on par with such famous celebrities as that chick with the weird face that Brody Jenner used to bang. That’s a moment you write about in your diary.

Dearest Delicious Diary,

Amazing new heights were happily heaped upon me as I helped heal hurt animals. Lettuce boobs got lots of of relish lavishly on them. Veggie dogs vexingly reminded me of veiny penis I used to very have. :(

8=====D ♥ ♥ ♥ (I turned it into a happy thought!)

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