Courtney Stodden Wore A Lettuce Bikini

August 1st, 2013 // 66 Comments

Here’s Courtney Stodden‘s giant implants in a lettuce bikini handing out free veggie dogs at a PETA event in Hollywood yesterday because animals? It’s not important. What is important is that Courtney has taken the next step in her career and is now on par with such famous celebrities as that chick with the weird face that Brody Jenner used to bang. That’s a moment you write about in your diary.

Dearest Delicious Diary,

Amazing new heights were happily heaped upon me as I helped heal hurt animals. Lettuce boobs got lots of of relish lavishly on them. Veggie dogs vexingly reminded me of veiny penis I used to very have. :(

8=====D ♥ ♥ ♥ (I turned it into a happy thought!)

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  2. Courtney Stodden Lettuce Bikini Implants
    John 6:66
    Commented on this photo:

    Just jizzed in my pants. Goddammit.

  3. Jussayin

    Well shit, I was feeling hopeless because I had my heart set on Simon Cowell, but here you are coming to the rescue

  4. Randal

    Mmmmm, beautiful!

    Let me add a little topping of some Randal sauce to that, my sweet little lettuce crunch!

    Randal

  5. Courtney Stodden Lettuce Bikini Implants
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Dear Diary,

    My bulging bolt-ons are causing brutal bursitis in my broken back. I must bear this burden benevolently if I’m to breech the B-list.

    Courts

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    Jon Pork
    Commented on this photo:

    I think it’s wrong when you can’t tell where the lettuce ends and the ass starts.

  7. Courtney Stodden Lettuce Bikini Implants
    Jon Pork
    Commented on this photo:

    Make sure you toss out the brown lettuce.

  8. Courtney Stodden Lettuce Bikini Implants
    ruckus
    Commented on this photo:

    HULK WANT MONEY BACK!

  9. Courtney Stodden Lettuce Bikini Implants
    Commented on this photo:

    Body language loudly screaming that he is uncomfortable doing this and that they do not have sex.

    • He´s obviously gayer than Richard Simmons singing a duet with Elton John in a Bath House…I don´t understand why he insists on insinuating he sleeps with her.

  10. Courtney Stodden Lettuce Bikini Implants
    Commented on this photo:

    The mother might be an asshole for putting her daughter up to this, but she’s a thousand times hotter than that freak she calls her daughter. Those implants look so painful and hard that I swear they’re about to bleed, or burst.

  11. Courtney Stodden Lettuce Bikini Implants
    Sooki's Taint
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, this makes eating vegetables much more appealing. Lettuce, too.

  12. Poison Ivy League

    That’s no lettuce, that’s Doug’s ancient mold attaching and spreading.

  13. Cara

    Jack Ketch your just saying that because NEVER…in a kajillion years could you ever hope to get something as hot and sexy as that! Your rootin for the mom ’cause that’s all you think you can get, but I’m sure even an obese woman wouldn’t give you the time of day!
    She’s SMOKIN insanely perfect and if there are negative comments about her it’s from fat ugly women and angry men that could never get a smile out of her much less a chance of any kind.

    • JC

      If she’s so perfect, what’s with all the plastic surgery?

      And I think all of the men here, no matter how fat and ugly, could get a chick like this. If she really was 16 when they met, well, it’s easy to get high school chicks. Just pick them up from school and buy them appletinis. If she’s actually a 38-year-old tranny, well, that’s still pretty easy. Just buy them some coke and they’ll happily move in with you. The downside in both scenarios is that the police eventually show up.

    • You’re right. That 60 year old she married is smokin’ hot.

    • But seriously, who gave Amanda Bynes a computer in the psych ward? This is part of her problem, people.

      That and the conspiracy of ugly people to destroy natural beauties like she and Courtney Stodden, who is so gorgeous that no one but a little known, fat, creepy “actor” could force this goddess to crane her neck in his direction. The rest of us had no chance. Haha. Just kidding. She would bang Shamu if there were enough cameras at Seaworld that day.

    • Cara, I’m a woman. Courtney Stodden is a fucking joke, and not the funny kind. Her mother is prettier. The daughter is not pretty at all. Jesus, give your head a shake.

      • Christ, don’t tell her to do that! That tiny bit of brain that’s lodged in her skull will come loose and fall out of her ear, and then we’ll have someone as stupid as Courtney – but not as good looking – on our hands.

    • D-chi

      Oh, I like how apparently obese women don’t have any standards or self-esteem. Body-shaming AND misogyny? Hot dog, it must be my birthday!

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    Poison Ivy League
    Commented on this photo:

    The thing that makes me happy about this picture is that nobody needs to photoshop a penis in this picture. We’ll only have to wait a few months for her porn debut.

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    That dildo in the background with the sunglasses is her dad.

    Im sure he’s got some stories about her growing up….

  16. cc

    Sad. Like I’ve said before, if she hadn’t fucked with her appearance I think she’d probably be a damn cute brunette instead of 9/10ths of the way to being a sideshow attraction.

  17. Courtney Stodden Lettuce Bikini Implants
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    What does this dickweed’s shirt say??
    I cant tell in any of the pics
    “Loser
    Fuck
    Angel?”

  18. Oh, by the way…

    “Veggie dogs vexingly reminded me of veiny penis I used to very have. :(”

    Probably the bet thing I’m going to read all day.

  19. “Verily, I vow to vacate to Vegas to be a verified vegan.”

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    Batu Khan
    Commented on this photo:

    I would totally do… the girl in the Peta shirt.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    What a freak show!

  22. Courtney Stodden Lettuce Bikini Implants
    Phoenix
    Commented on this photo:

    Way to keep those sanitary gloves sanitary.

  23. Courtney Stodden Lettuce Bikini Implants
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess PETA wanted to book a big name bikini bodied celebrity for this publicity stunt promoting vegetarianism.
    Instead they got Courtney & her twin pontoons.
    Looks like she gave it her best shot. She’s obviously hungry for fame.

  24. Courtney Stodden Lettuce Bikini Implants
    Slappy Magoo
    Commented on this photo:

    You were wondering what was more dangerous to eat than Monsanto Farm produce? Well…

  25. Courtney Stodden Lettuce Bikini Implants
    Commented on this photo:

    Swamp Thing’s lesser known sister, Swamp Thong.

  26. Where the fuck is the Rabbit of Caerbannog when you need it?

  27. whatthe

    I swear that most of the women that pose nude for PETA are just doing it for the attention and exposure. These some attention whores appear in Carl’s Jr. commercials (cough)Olivia Munn(cough) and wear leather.

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    cocoa
    Commented on this photo:

    you could drive a tractor trailer between those tits!

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    thecrazybetty
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks weird

  30. Courtney Stodden Lettuce Bikini Implants
    thecrazybetty
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks like a retard. I’m thinking she must be MK Ultra beta programmed.

  31. Courtney Stodden Lettuce Bikini Implants
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s aging so quickly because she’s part horse and every horse year is 4 people years. You can tell she’s part horse in this pic cuz her feet.

  32. Courtney Stodden Lettuce Bikini Implants
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks pretty damn good.

  33. Courtney Stodden Lettuce Bikini Implants
    anonym
    Commented on this photo:

    did her mom get a chin implant?

  34. anonym

    I see now she has very high self esteem after those titties were bolted on

  35. D-chi

    She knows PETA kills animals, right?

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    fap
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like a pustule.

  37. Courtney Stodden Lettuce Bikini Implants
    kery
    Commented on this photo:

    she is a disgusting skank!!

  38. Courtney Stodden Lettuce Bikini Implants
    Allion
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s the appropriate job for the lettuce wench: selling hot-dogs.

  39. Courtney Stodden Lettuce Bikini Implants
    Forrest Gump
    Commented on this photo:

    Amanda Lepore?

  40. Courtney Stodden Lettuce Bikini Implants
    Commented on this photo:

    Just hurry up and do porn.

  41. I love Courtney Stodden! She reminds me of my aunt. My aunt looks like her, you know, she has the breast implants, a little surgery and the perfect toned physique. She’s striking. So I have seen this kind of rare woman with the blonde hair and breast implants in real life, I grew up with one. Maybe that’s why I’m really inspired by that whole look today. I’m inspired to look like that. People might misunderstand me because of it but… I’m not hearing any of it. It makes me happy.

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