Courtney Stodden & Doug Hutchison Apparently Need Sex Counseling

July 18th, 2013 // 79 Comments

“Just look down at them once, honey, it’s okay. You don’t have to keep making eye contact. No, really, look down. Doug, look down. LOOK DOWN AT MY TITS.”

When Courtney Stodden was 16 she married 51-year-old Doug Hutchison then went on to get giant implants the size of her head. So right off the bat, you’d just assume they have a healthy, well-adjusted sex life like any other couple. Except here they are at sex counseling, so God knows what the hell dark secrets these people are hiding. It’s like you think you know somebody, and then the next minute you find out he just wants to watch himself in Punisher: War Zone again instead of having sex with giant breasts. Who do you even trust anymore?

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  1. Nicole

    Can we talk about how Dougie’s face is now looking taught and altered?

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    Deacon Jones
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    Lots of people call her a skank. A fake bitch, plastic, etc…

    But I guaran-fucking-tee you the sex with her would be phenomenal mind blowing sex. I dated a girl like her years ago. You can’t get twisted enough for them. Every kinky thing you mention or do is met by an even kinkier look from them followed by a “oh yeahhh, lets try it”.

    5 months into my relationship with my ex, I was dressing up as a UPS driver and doing her doggy style while she *screamed* “OH DADDY! You’re SO BAD, DADDY! How dare you!”

    Great fucking times. Literally. The problem with that though, is once you’ve had it, you always compare your sex life to it afterwards. It’s like getting to drive a Ferrari for 5 months, then being put in a Camry for the rest of your life. Yeah, it’s practical and will last, but MAN, was that Ferrari fun!

  3. English Teacher Anni

    She was SO not 16. What I can’t figure out is how these two pay for all the clothes she must have to have custom-made to fit around those gigantic ta-tas. Holy crap.

  4. alex

    I think she’s an attractive prostitute.

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    greg
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    From this angle she reminds me of Farrah Abraham.

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    Cock Dr
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    Porn or novelty stripper act….that’s all that’s good for.
    Besides a good laugh.

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    “Courtney, let’s do a little role playing. Pretend this is one of your breast implants…what do you want to say to it?”

    “Ok…umm…WHY HAVEN’T YOU MADE ME FAMOUS YET!! You worthless piece of sh…oh I can’t stay made at you, I love you breast implant!”

  8. You mean, as if they’re actually having sex ? Just another lame publicity grab. The body language to me suggests they’ve never actuallly had it … total act. And a bad one at that.

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    I would nail her ass so hard, it’s not even funny.

  10. I think she is hot and I would love to fuck her.

  11. I expect that even their sex problems are fake. There have, in fact, been no terms of contract violations at all.

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    Deacon Jones
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    She looks pretty fucking hot in this pic, I have to say

  13. Kel

    Sex counseling…or an endorsement deal with that passion and pleasure website.

  14. Ed The Sock

    How much you wanna bet he’s queer? there’s your problem right there.

  15. MD2020

    Can we please discuss the most important part of this post? Which is how the hell did McNulty and Titus Pullo end up on the set of Punisher: War Zone? Did HBO lose a bet or something?

  16. Chris

    Terrible weave

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    elephantman
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    When is she just show em to us, get it over with for Christ sake!

  18. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Doug Hutchison Passion And Pleasure Program
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    Can’t think why they would need counselling…

    • If I were her,I´d need help on how to control my gag reflex….
      She earns EVERY penny,because letting an old man suck your face and teabag your ass has got to make you want to put a scolding iron in your eye.

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    Two bags full of crumpled paper.

    And two carrier bags.

  20. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Doug Hutchison Passion And Pleasure Program
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    Her heart’s in the right place.

    Hides her ass.

  21. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Doug Hutchison Passion And Pleasure Program
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    It’s easy to laugh at them. Probably why we all do it.

  22. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Doug Hutchison Passion And Pleasure Program
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    That unfortunate shadow makes her nose look huge.

  23. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Doug Hutchison Passion And Pleasure Program
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    …whether it be a young Al Pacino, framed picture of Napoleon, fancy boy statue or sitting Buddah, SOMEONE’s eyes in the background are always saying it all.

  24. Pat C.

    Is this for a sex counseling TV show? I’m speculating it is, because they “need” to be on TV and they’ll play along with whatever premise the TV show uses. Maybe they should try for the Ice Road Truckers show.

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    guy
    Commented on this photo:

    it’s not therapy when you get a thank you bag-o-stuff for showing up and when there’s a t.v. crew there

  26. cc

    If you want a glimpse of Courtney’s future, Google the bio for a long since faded ‘star’ called Annie Ample.

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    ksmack
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    God that looks painful–all of it. The boobs, the forced affection, the bleach job, the spray tan. Just, all yuck.

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    ksmack
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    This really has to be the worst boob job in LA. What a freak.

  29. Doug Hutchinson

    The “dark secret we’re hiding” is that we ran out of money.

    So we decided we “need” counseling. On TV, of course. For money.

    (When I saw “we”, I mean my skanky wife. I still have some concept of what dignity and shame are.)

    Mmmmm, money.

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    colt13
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    I’m actually surprised that Stodden has bigger boobs than Dr. Cadell. Isn’t she a former Playboy model?

  31. oh i know

    girl, get your weave right!

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    Big Toe
    Commented on this photo:

    Gas Face given

  33. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Doug Hutchison Passion And Pleasure Program
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    dang those things are shoulder-width!

  34. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Doug Hutchison Passion And Pleasure Program
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    tee-hee, I don’t have my license yet, you drive honey!

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    I think something is wrong with her neck. In all of the pictures so far she can’t hold it straight.

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    Novo
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    The boobs look great in that dress

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    Damn, I didn’t realise you can embed via URL.

  38. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Doug Hutchison Passion And Pleasure Program
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    Ooo, what a rebel.

  39. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Doug Hutchison Passion And Pleasure Program
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    Is she seriously twirling her hair? And wearing those shoes outside of a bedroom? And still not holding her damn head straight?

    *kills self*

    • Her proportions are so weird. Skinny insect body, painfully hard giant boobs, huge lollipop head, huge man hands – are we convinced this is an actual human being?

  40. Joey

    This is the stupidest stuff that I’ve ever seen in my entire life, and now I just can’t stop laughing at them. Really, what normal woman would want to look like that? She must be deranged.

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    Smoochy
    Commented on this photo:

    Why does she still stuff her stupid bra? I can’t!

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    Kitty
    Commented on this photo:

    Get your frickin’ extensions done properly! God Damn it… this drives me crazy…

  43. anonymous

    I think the old man is finally realizing that chicks that look like they are built for sex usually hate having sex. They look that way for the attention not the sex.

  44. Being as he´s a pedophile,I´m sure it´s just down to her being waaaay to old for him now.

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    McGraff Crimedog
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    Repulsive. Third-rate strip club material.

  46. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Doug Hutchison Passion And Pleasure Program
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    When is she going to realize she is missing out out on the best times of her youth?

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    Blurredfines
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    His third wife. Just saying.

  48. benbot

    Fish: Please please please stop posting about this skank and giving her the attention she needs. There is nothing interesting about her. Nothing.

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