Courtney Stodden & Doug Hutchison Apparently Need Sex Counseling

“Just look down at them once, honey, it’s okay. You don’t have to keep making eye contact. No, really, look down. Doug, look down. LOOK DOWN AT MY TITS.”

When Courtney Stodden was 16 she married 51-year-old Doug Hutchison then went on to get giant implants the size of her head. So right off the bat, you’d just assume they have a healthy, well-adjusted sex life like any other couple. Except here they are at sex counseling, so God knows what the hell dark secrets these people are hiding. It’s like you think you know somebody, and then the next minute you find out he just wants to watch himself in Punisher: War Zone again instead of having sex with giant breasts. Who do you even trust anymore?

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