BREAKING: Courtney Stodden’s Banging Someone Under 40

January 28th, 2014 // 45 Comments
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Kevin James, you rascal…

Somehow we’ve made it four weeks into 2014 without a single Courtney Stodden post which probably explains why she went on a date last night with talent manager David Weintraub whose client list includes pretty much anyone who’s been on a VH1 reality show and Scott Disick, so right away you know her career’s about to go places. Provided she doesn’t freak out when his penis isn’t gray and gets hard without pills. There’s no way that won’t throw her off.

“Okay, so like most guys I date watch Matlock while I get them some warm milk. You want some?”
“Nope, I’m good.”
“Okay. How ’bout some oatmeal? Nice, sleepy oatmeal?”
“Nope, sex is good. I’m ready for sex.”
“Mmmm, you know what would be good? Ambien! Yummy Ambien.”
“You’ve never done this before have you?”
WHY AREN’T YOU ASLEEP?!

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Courtney Stodden Huge Fake Tits Cleavage David Weintraub
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    Egads!

  2. anonym

    look at that smug look on his face.

    he knows he’s just gonna pump and dump

  3. So 28 days? This is a virus isn’t it?

  4. Courtney Stodden Huge Fake Tits Cleavage David Weintraub
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “You’re not going to publish these on some dick joke website, are you? No? Great! Nice to meet you, Mr. Photo Boy.”

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    ThisWillHurt
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    He’s about to crush her between the door and the wall. That’s what’s happening here.

  6. Courtney Stodden Huge Fake Tits Cleavage David Weintraub
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    The last time I saw a face like this I was on a spaceship with a probe in my rectum.

  7. Hey, sleeping your way to the top worked for Chelsea Handler, why not Courtney?

  8. Deacon Jones

    I dont blame the guy. As long as he doesn’t have a mother he has to look in the face.

    If not, then get the champagne popped, and the cocaine and techno music cued up for when you get back to the apartment, because this girl’s gonna take a pounding and keep on coming! Or should I say “cumming”?
    (whoopie cushion deflates)

  9. Courtney Stodden Huge Fake Tits Cleavage David Weintraub
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    The “younger” guy isn’t banging Courtney. He was just delivering her to John Cleese for him to bang.

  10. anonymous

    What’s her real age again? Because she looks older than mom who just retired this year.

  11. Courtney Stodden Huge Fake Tits Cleavage David Weintraub
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    Why is the top of her head flat? Looks like you could set your drink down on there.

  12. Courtney Stodden Huge Fake Tits Cleavage David Weintraub
    aj
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    He’s grooming her for Howard the Duck 2 : Electric Boogaho.

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    blerg
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks worse than the 30 year-old strippers at work…

  14. we all know she’s only attracted to him because he has a scrotum where his chin should be.

  15. Courtney Stodden Huge Fake Tits Cleavage David Weintraub
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    Apparently when she had her hair done, she asked them to just take a little off the top, and apparently they follow directions very well.

  16. Courtney Stodden Huge Fake Tits Cleavage David Weintraub
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    If her hair wasn’t fucked up, and if she didn’t wear too much make-up, and if her tits were natural, and if she would eat a sammich or two, she might be pretty attractive. Just sayin’…

  17. Courtney Stodden Huge Fake Tits Cleavage David Weintraub
    Sam
    Commented on this photo:

    “Who has the remote control?! That’s right! ME! These mechanical breasts are now in my use!”

  18. Courtney Stodden Huge Fake Tits Cleavage David Weintraub
    Commented on this photo:

    when you don’t have a brain, your skull collapses in on itself.

  19. Courtney Stodden Huge Fake Tits Cleavage David Weintraub
    Dugger
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ya peeka through the hole’ya on the top. And you are supposed to suck’aya through the hole on the bottom. You ‘a no do – what gives?

  20. For whatever little it is worth, shooting for age 35 versus 53 or 503 is a step in the right direction for this train wreck. Now she’s trying to look like the older one in the relationship. Maybe the guy mistook her for a cougar.

  21. Courtney Stodden Huge Fake Tits Cleavage David Weintraub
    buggie
    Commented on this photo:

    Her hair extensions look worse than a mangy dog’s ass.

  22. Fifty

    All you guys that are dogging her would be gaga over her if you saw her in a bar and didn’t know who she was! All haters and jelous that she wouldn’t wipe her ass with you much less give you a second look! The girl is so smokin, fantastic tits, killer bod, sexy ass style, great makeup, beautiful face with or without makeup…can you say “Jelly much??”

  23. Courtney Stodden Huge Fake Tits Cleavage David Weintraub
    Commented on this photo:

    “Please leave me alone. I have issues…Daddy issues!”

  24. Courtney Stodden Huge Fake Tits Cleavage David Weintraub
    Johntuck
    Commented on this photo:

    This is actually a photo from the un-aired season 6 episode, “Mr. Belvedere and the Only Hooker He Can Afford on a Butler’s Salary”.

  25. Courtney Stodden Huge Fake Tits Cleavage David Weintraub
    Opinionated me
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    She really needs to stop trying to convince the world that she´s 19 – Seriously, it´s not funny anymore.

  26. Courtney Stodden Huge Fake Tits Cleavage David Weintraub
    J
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    Somehow this girl manages to make herself look even worse than before. Isn’t it about time for Tooms to go on a murderous rampage yet.

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    tom
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    I really feel sorry for her. I don’t know how her skin can stand that much weight.

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    Kitty
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    Just when you thought she couldn’t get anymore ratchet…

  29. Courtney Stodden Huge Fake Tits Cleavage David Weintraub
    samwise
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    she looks like a busted new jersey housewife

  30. Courtney Stodden Huge Fake Tits Cleavage David Weintraub
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    She totally looks like Lindsey Lohan now…fucking weird.

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