It’s Courtney Stodden’s New Implants In A Bikini

June 19th, 2013 // 152 Comments

Because making a sex tape requires work and might confirm she was born a man, Courtney Stodden needed a new plan quickly before Farrah Abraham squirted her into obscurity. And to her credit, she came up with “Watch me get new tits!” which somehow worked because we’re all looking right at them. It’s practically witchcraft.

Photos: Glen McCurtayne/Coleman-Rayner

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  1. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
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    Double D’s don’t deliver Doug’s dolomite dirigible. Don’t despair, digging discovery of dog’s delightfully disguised, deliciously darling doggy dong.

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    CarlT
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    I think she looks pretty good here. Great abs. Carl would hit it.

  3. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
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    Despite her generally unappealable nature, that is one helluva delectable derrière.

  4. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
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    H-o-l-y F-u-c-k … the collective IQ here is astounding. NOT. Kim K, Amanda Bynes, Princess Kate – they were all getting too much attention. So she got bigger tits. Jesus :(

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    I feel sorry for that poor little dog. Being cared for by a couple of fucktards like these. Poor creature.

  6. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
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    Instagramming implants in iPhone, inspiring instant intimacy inside internet instead of investing in intensive improvements in intelligence.

  7. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
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    Look, love. Lusciously large love lumps loaded lustfully to legitimize living lasciviously with lecherously libidinous long-toothed Leprechaun.

  8. Damn she looks delicious. She looked great before, but now, damn. I would do bad things to her.

    • Cher X

      I fear for the women in your life.

      • Rasputin's Evil Twin

        Dear Cher X, you’re working on the unproved assumption that there are women in his life. Please recheck and revise accordingly.

        We applaud the alliteration acolytes, but those of you working with the letter “P” – was “preposterous” too obvious

  9. Still nothing to fix those weird legs though huh?

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    PZ
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    Those are as fake and unnatural as their marriage.

  11. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
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    Ridiculously ravaged, wrecked rectum ravishingly revealed, requiring random retards to rub raging rock-hard ramrods repeatedly in reply, releasing rushing river of reconnaissance remembrances.

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    Piggletits
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    Are we sure this isn’t a Courtney Stodden Real Doll?

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    Piggletits
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    Something something something here comes the lipstick…

  14. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
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    Preening protruding playthings while pulling pants playfully to publicize palatial pussy, pretending parents provided proper principles previous to publicly pledging prepubescent pornholes to pathetic player of paltry parts.

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    Mickey Lee
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    Keep pulling….

  16. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
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    SO guys and ladies who do you think looks older for their age?
    Courtney Stodden or Lindsay Lohan?

  17. Jazzy Jeff

    Michael Bolt-ons

  18. Those pain meds are not going to finish themselves off.

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    BbyBluThghHghs
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    Until she fixes her face, everything else is useless. That poor girl is just busted.

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    some black guy
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    her stomach is very tone and nice. cant lie about that

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    Yoda Mann
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    Remember that bit in Who Framed Roger Rabbit when Jessica pressed up against Bob Hoskins real hard and her bazoombas made the sound of two balloons being rubbed together?

    Ya got that here.

  22. Hal

    I can’t believe I’m going to say this, becasue I detest bottle-blond, plastic-tittied, L.A. attention whores, but…she’s fucking crazy hot.

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    Odbarc
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    Is she still underage?

  24. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
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    I think she looks pretty hot, its just those stupid shoes she wears, trying to be 5 10 or 5′ 3″ like her husband

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    Kuro
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    Everything below the boobs looks awesome.

  26. Dan

    Well, at least she can now go water skiing without a floatation vest.

  27. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
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    Not only do the boobs look good, the face looks younger.

  28. Parvin

    Big sigh…at least she doesn’t have to work in a cube everyday.

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    Ajmc
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    Watch out or your puppy will pop your implant.

  30. Brooke

    Normally I would scoff at the news that another misguided teenager got implants, but in this girl’s case they really complete her. She could not get anymore sad and desperate looking now if she tried. Wow, she’s accomplished so much, and she can’t even legally drink yet! What a big girl you are, Courtney!

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    Jim
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    We are rapidly approaching the day when white trash barbie has used Dung for all the surgeries and publicity he is worth. Very soon she will ditch his creepy old ass.

    Do you believe the result of this will be:

    A.) Suicide
    B.) Murder/Suicide
    C.) Random Killing Spree
    D.) Sex Change

    Regular suicide is the favorite here with a starting line -250. Doug’s psycho vibe speaks for itself. Murder/Suicide is sure to pick up steam before the windows close but right now is paying out at -150. Random Killing Spree is an option for the adventurous gambler in you. Obviously, Dougs cardiovascular fitness is poor but adrenaline and geriatric rage could propel him through the streets in a killing frenzy until he suicides by cop. RKS is paying out at +200! Sex Change is at EVEN money right now! The theory goes that Doug is building a woman suit on Courteney’s body so he can kill and skin her prior to his operation. This theory has gained some traction in recent days and could lead to a big payout for those that get their bets in under the wire. Good luck!

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    baccusvd
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    she actually looks really good here lol every other pic they look ridiculous tho

  33. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
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    Does anyone else notice the cadaver grey like patch of skin on her back? Not ok.

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    JB
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    God, she looks like a cross between a 12 year old girl and Melanie Griffith. How sad.

  35. Burt

    These pictures, no doubt taken by some photographer they hired so they kept the copyrights, more than paid for those implants.

  36. nemo

    ugly and very fake looking boobs.
    well, I guess it’s more suitable for the suumer than a 3-cups padding.

  37. Jack Ketch

    Imagine having had TWO boob jobs by the time you’re 18, in a desperate bid for “fame.” Imagine. *shakes head*

  38. atotacad

    Do you think those new, massive hooters have a surgery scar on the underboob that runs to to aeroli?

  39. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
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    They bought her new boobs but Jesus, throw some money into some new paint for your abode … ugh !!

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    bobthebob
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    she’s not wearing her usual caked on level of makeup

  41. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
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    The subtlety is strong with this one.

  42. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
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    Yeah, I walk around my house like that too.

  43. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
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    Yeah, they aren’t supposed to look like Indian rubber balls.

  44. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
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    “Soon, Sugar Gramps. I’ll bathe in your blood as I pleasure myself with hundred dollar bills and your signed Life Insurance policy. SOON.”

  45. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
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    WTF? Did the surgeon make them out of a solid chunk of latex?

    Breasteses not supposed to be vertical are.

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    mike
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    Damm hot

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    mike
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    Sexy

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    mike
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    see, here she actually *does* look 18. A hollow-eyed, broken-souled shell of an 18-year-old that instantly killed the boner I was developing, transfixed me with guilt about every time I have ever fapped to porn, and made me want to donate money to some children-at-risk charity, but 18 nonetheless.

  49. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
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    Rubber Duckies…

  50. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
    Icehawg
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    “Yep. Any hole I want too.”

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