It’s Courtney Stodden’s New Implants In A Bikini

June 19th, 2013 // 152 Comments

Because making a sex tape requires work and might confirm she was born a man, Courtney Stodden needed a new plan quickly before Farrah Abraham squirted her into obscurity. And to her credit, she came up with “Watch me get new tits!” which somehow worked because we’re all looking right at them. It’s practically witchcraft.

Photos: Glen McCurtayne/Coleman-Rayner

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  1. Cock Dr

    That’s really sad.
    And painful looking too.

  2. Hey at least she doesn’t have to wear 3 padded push up bras to get the desired effect anymore (I saw the gap Courtney, can’t get past me!). Is that band supposed to push them down into place faster?

  3. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
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    Of course she’s reading something featuring Marilyn Monroe. These dumb twats are all the same. What the hell is the fascination with her?

  4. Ben Dover

    fake tits on a fake 18 year old

  5. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
    john
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    start up the motorboat, we’re going in

  6. BeckyStyle

    All I can think of is “Star 80″. Death/murder date poll anyone?

  7. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
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    She’s daydreaming about leaving Saggyballs now that she’s bought her self-esteem.

    And god help me, but this is actually a nice picture of her.

  8. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Those came out really . . .”
    “What?”
    “Nothing it’s just, now that I look at it, that nose is looking a bit . . .”
    *sigh* “I’ll call surgeon.”
    “You’re the best. I’m SO raising your allowance.”

  9. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    I give it another couple years.

  10. joe

    Wonder Tits powers, activate!

  11. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
    ThisWillHurt
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    Chihuahuas come standard with any cosmetic surgery in Los Angeles.

  12. brick

    WTF? I thought she already had fakies!

  13. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Is that a paparazzo taking pictures of me conveniently on the day I come home from getting new breasts? Oh, no! Stop!” *performs fallacio on drink straw* “Go away, mean ol’ camera person!”

  14. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    She’s weighing the logistics of getting a bigger dog vs a younger boyfriend.
    This could take a while.

    • Someone suggest a younger boyfriend with a tongue the size of a bigger dog’s; it should cause her head to explode. Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease.

  15. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
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    She looks pretty good here. I like her new boobs. When do I get to see them?

  16. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
    JC
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    Nothing’s sexier than skin stretched to the breaking point.

  17. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
    ThisWillHurt
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    A face that says, “Money well spent.” He really is senile at this point.

  18. Enidaj

    She needs to take some lessons in vamping. She always looks so awkward when attempting the sexy pose.

  19. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
    ThisWillHurt
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    You’ve been walking around for hours with your tits hanging out and NOW you’re going to play the “bashful” card? You’ll never sell a “leaked sex tape” with that completely-transparent acting.

  20. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
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    “As soon as that camera is off, (s)he gonna fuck that little dog.”

  21. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
    ThisWillHurt
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    Someone told Courtney to act “candid” without telling her what candid means. She probably thought it meant “act like a whore while a camera’s being pointed at you.”

  22. anonym

    I’d hit that. Seriously. I love insecure fake bimbos.

    I wonder if she will continue to stuff her bra to a GGG size.

    She is now ready for porn.

    • Somone

      I have to say, I would as well…. And to be honest, I would like to see her and that Farrah chick go at each other…. Hey if my dreams are fake, the chicks may as well be too… lol

  23. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
    ThisWillHurt
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    He can buy her new tits, but he can’t get himself a less punchable face?

  24. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
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    “Involuntary Shiver” The way Dougy is looking at me is exactly like “Tooms”(X-files). The dude creeps me out.
    Oh can anyone explained to me where he gets money to upgrade his fembot?

  25. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Please direct your attention to my giant implants so you won’t notice my lifeless, dead eyes that reveal how trapped and hopeless I really am.”

  26. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
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    Primping her pretty pucker to pitch pornography to pedophile perverts pretending to prefer prim and proper primadonnas to post-pubescent pole pumpers.

  27. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
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    Today’s Horoscope: You’re going to look like a fucking fool.

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    o'chunt
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    That is so fucking sexy I dunno if I should kill myself right now.

  29. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
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    Topping off tits to tease, titillate and torture toady old Thomases til trouser torpedos turn to tremendously torrid tonsil tampers.

  30. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
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    Needs counterweights.

  31. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
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    Swallowing Starbucks sort of similar to sucking semen some seamen saved several Septembers sailing seaward.

  32. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    I’d watch

  33. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
    ThisWillHurt
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    The doctor had them filled with squeaky toys. Between that and Doug jingling his car keys, she’ll never be bored.

  34. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
    THE REALIST1
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    disgustingly UGLY! Why not just OVERfill 2 balloons to the point of bursting and play with those. Jeeeeez! No thanks!

    • karlito

      she got the big fakers to fill in all those ginormous bras that she was wearing.it looks kinda dumb when you wear size 38dd’s when you only have 32aaa’s

  35. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
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    Gross.

    This is as unattractive and desperate as a balding man with a comb over.

  36. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
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    Examining excessively enhanced epidermis while expressing extremely extroverted XXX expertise.

  37. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
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    Obviously, someone was denied the chance to play with Barbies as a small boy.

  38. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
    CuriousTroll
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    The dog wants her to throw the plastic balls bolted onto her chest.

  39. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
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    “I told you helium was a terrible idea!!”

  40. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
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    Airing out asshole after allowing anal axtravaganza as Abraham advised after alleging arroneous alarm.

  41. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
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    “If I don’t restrain them, they’ll escape and destroy Tokyo.”

  42. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
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    “Look, Court, it’s been a hell of ride, but if the guys at the dog park see us together now, no one will ever smell my ass again.”

  43. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
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    At least she’ll stop wearing over sized bras and stuffing the hell outta them. Then again, her new fake boobs look, well, fake.

  44. Where's Dildo

    I personally like the direction this young lady is going. She is pursuing the Heidi Montag/Teen Mom route. And with pedophilosaurus guiding her, we’ll be staring at squirting and rectal prolapse in no time.

  45. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
    The Illuminati Did It
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    It just goes to show with diet, exercise, and a good plastic surgeon, women can look fantastic at 50!

  46. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
    The Illuminati Did It
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    What is she doing, trying to keep her brains from rattling?

  47. well i guess i’d let her bounce on my dick…….wtf has my life become???…..

  48. Where's Dildo

    I’m reading a bunch of crap. I don’t care if she was the Spurs Game 6 hatefuck… if this 18yo piece of ass was laid out in full gape, everyone in this comment section would clamor to be first.

  49. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
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    He’s got gonorrhea in his left eye.

  50. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
    JC
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    “Hark, I hear hydrogen hissing haltingly from my humongous honking hooter!”

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