You Guys, Why Does Courtney Stodden Still Have Hair?

Shortly after suffering her “miscarriage,” be-titted teen bride Courtney Stodden posted a video to Instagram where she announced she’d be shaving her head to “give something back to her angel” because apparently babies need hair in Heaven? Does Jesus hate bald fetuses? What’s going on up there?

Now, for someone who posts her every bowel movement on Instagram, Courtney Stodden oddly never shared a video of her head being shaved, but instead, went with this “After” photo.

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Later, she’d stage a photo shoot of herself crying and drinking champagne in a bikini with her strategically placed headband.

And I say “strategically placed” because what…

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the fuck…

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is THIS?

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